Greetings and Goodbyes

Patong Beach, Phuket, Thailand

Every travel journey eventually comes to an end..

As one door closes, the next door of infinite possibilities opens. It was bittersweet when our travels came to a close. We were on top of the world and felt successful in our venture. Seeing different parts of the world and being immersed in foreign cultures for such a long time was the best thing we’ve ever done.

We will surly miss the freedoms that we had being on the road. Our thirst for wanderlust will never end; we know that this was only a single chapter in our book and that there will be many more pages to follow. In fact, our hope is to continue the adventure and bring the travel mentality home with us. Incorporating the things we learned on the road to our everyday lives will be the challenge. It’s guaranteed that we’ll forever daydream about our time spent away. But knowing that there’s always a chance we might do it all over again will ease the longing. For now though we’re ready to say goodbye to traveling and hello to all of our dearly missed friends and family!

Here’s a look back on the things we’ve done, the places we’ve visited, the people we met and the wisdom we’ve gained.

It’s true that the road brings you to lots of beautiful places..

Vang Vieng, Laos

THE PEOPLE

It’s also true that it allows you to meet a variety of amazing people; from locals, expats, and backpackers alike. We learned the greetings and goodbyes in all the places we visited. We enjoyed the experience of being able to converse with the locals. We’ll never forget the Thai greeting, “Sawadee Ka” after hearing it daily for two months straight. Thai people were some of the friendliest of locals we encountered. Their culture reminds me of the saying, “The distance between two people is a smile.” They had such a warmness to their demeanor and were always so hospitable.

We made so many connections with people from all over the world and from all different walks of life. We met a Buddhist monk, an owner of a nudist retreat, scuba dive instructors, a circus performer, railroad conductors, a boat captain, a chef on yachts, a guy named Turtle, vanilla farmers, a photographer for National Geographic, spray paint artists, yoga instructors, true vagabonders, free spirits, hippies and so many more!

We did miss being away from home and all of our friends and family. Luckily, we found that there are tons of backpacking networks throughout the world. In NZ and AU the campgrounds were filled with lots of other travelers doing the same as us and being in close proximity made it easy to engage. In SE Asia we stayed in many hostels and we frequently would partake in social events they put on locally which was the perfect opportunity to meet new people.

We went out of our way to reach out to people in order to make new friends and memories. We had a blast meeting other travelers and locals who were willing to share a meal, share a campfire, share a couple beers and share their stories and dreams with us.

THE WILDLIFE

We were immersed in nature and the great outdoors for eight months straight as we drove the south and north islands of NZ and journeyed along the coastal roads and the dusty outback of Australia.

A major highlight of this part of the trip for us was getting up close to some of the amazing wildlife. We got to see whales, kangaroos, wallabies, pademelons, platypus, koalas, kiwis, cassowary, kea, kookaburra (one of Derek’s favorite birds), monkeys, wombats, crocodiles, a tiger snake, 1000’s of fruit bats, turtles, dingos and so many more!

THE HIKING

Backpacking wouldn’t be backpacking if we didn’t do some actual multi-day overnight hikes. We hiked some of the greatest trails on this earth! They were epic feats that tested our endurance and stamina and the magnificent views where so rewarding!

The first big hike we did is listed as one of the most dangerous hikes in America. This infamous trail is along the Napali Coastline in Kauai, Hawaii and it’s named the Kalalau Trail. A grueling 22 miles round trip brings you to one of the most remote beaches in the world and is absolutely worth every drop of sweat, tears and blood! Picture the most perfect jungle hike you can imagine and you’ll envision something a lot like the Kalalau Trail. The journey takes you through tropical wilderness and up jagged volcanic rock that ends in a pristine remote beach. It can get quite rough with perilous ridge walks, three major stream crossings and one particularly adrenaline-charged ledge crossing. The infamous mile 7.. how I will never forget mile 7!

Napali Coastline

Kalalau Trail

In New Zealand we hiked 5 out of the 10 Great Walks. They aren’t called great for nothing! The views, the beaches, the waterfalls, the coastline, the glacier and geothermal features and the volcanic terrain was out of this world. All of them were challenging in their own right but oh so rewarding.

Located on the north island of New Zealand, the Tongariro Northern Circuit was a four day and three night trek that winds you through arid landscapes surrounded by active volcanos. The walk passes through active volcanic craters, brilliant blue lakes and glacial valleys. The Lord of the Rings “Mount Doom” looms in the distance and getting a slight glimpse of this mammoth was our mission.Mount Ngauruhoe – Lord of the Rings Mount Doom

Emerald Lake, Tongariro National Park

One of my favorite Great Walks was The Heaphy Trail.

Before embarking on this journey we camped one night by the trailhead which was also right by the coast along the Tasman Sea. That night Derek and I walked out to the beach to stargaze but what we found was so much more unique than we ever could have imagined. With our toes digging into the sand we started to see a green-blue glow emanating from beneath our feet. Come to find out the sand had bioluminescent bacteria! Bacteria or not, it was quite the sight!

In Australia we hiked Mount Kosciusko which is the smallest of the Seven Summits in the world. Though smaller than the other towering giants, it was still quite the feat! Mount Everest sits at the top of the list but we have our eyes next on Mount Kilimanjaro in Africa.

Grampians National Park, Australia

Hiking through Grampians National Park was such a scenic treat. The trails were amazing and the views of sandstone mountains in the distance created a perfect backdrop. Here we encountered the dangerous Tiger snake and the rarely spotted echidna; a spiky porcupine-type creature.

THE WATERFALLS

We ❤️ Waterfalls!

By far the best waterfalls were in New Zealand! In fact, all the best water features of our trip were in NZ. From the alpine lakes to the glacier rivers, from the Tasman Sea to the Southern Pacific we loved the waterways. Almost daily we were swimming in lakes, rivers and oceans. What we learned as we traveled through NZ is about the indigenous Maori people’s connection to their land and water. There were informational plaques dotted along most of the hiking trails that provided the stories of the Maori history and how they lived with the land. We once saw a local walk up to a waterfall and proceed to pay homage to her people. She layed down a mat to sit on, lit some sage and began singing in her native tongue. It was a moving experience and I don’t even think she noticed we were there watching her!

Here’s a look back at some great waterfall adventures!

Marokopa Falls, New Zealand

Bridal Veil Falls, New Zealand

THE TEMPLES

Religion rules man throughout SE Asia and the result are some of the most amazing structures known to man. The treasured temples. We visited some renowned World Heritage sites that were created centuries ago. The ornateness of the architecture drew us in and the peaceful Buddha sitting in meditation kept us coming back. We were touched by the Buddhist values and appreciated learning so much about their practices.

Wat Huay Pla Kang, Chiang Rai Thailand

Prambanan Temple, Java Indonesia

Wat Rong Seur Ten, Chiang Rai Thailand

Batu Cave, Malaysia

Wat Chai Watthanaram, Ayutthaya Thailand

Borobudur Temple, Java Indonesia

The Grand Palace, Bangkok Thailand

Big Buddha, Pai Thailand

THE ADVENTURES

Our entire trip was quite the adventure! From riding motorbikes to traveling in tuk tuk’s, we traveled far and wide along roads that hugged the ocean to winding mountain passes. We snorkeled, scuba dived, played with fire, jumped off bridges, tried new things and tested our limits. We were like kids again and played around like we had nothing to lose. Quite the freeing experience!

FAVORITE PLACES

Here’s a look at some of our top favorite spots!

Hooker Valley Track, New Zealand

Lake McKenzie, Fraser Island, Australia

Grampians National Park, Australia

Lake Taupo, New Zealand

Ha Long Bay, Vietnam

Fox Glacier, New Zealand

Fraser Island, Australia

Doi Inthanon National Park, Northern Thailand

Russell Lupines on the South Island of New Zealand

Twelve Apostles, Great Ocean Road, Australia

Besakih Temple, Bali, Indonesia

Mount Ijen, Java, Indonesia

Cape Reinga, New Zealand

Waimea Canyon, Kauai, Hawaii

Koh Tao, Thailand

Lanikai Beach, O’ahu, Hawaii

Mount Bromo, Java, Indonesia

Whangapoua, New Zealand

Lake Wanaka, New Zealand

Witsunday Islands, Australia

Singapore

Three Sisters, Blue Mountains, Australia

Milford Sound, New Zealand

Koh Samui, Thailand

Cao Bang, Vietnam

Victoria, Australia

Reflection:

If there’s one thing that we’ve learned about traveling for the last year; it’s that travel allows you to willingly lose yourself all while bringing you closer to strangers. Travel awakens your spirit and calls on your inner child. Travel challenges you. Travel teaches you. Travel humbles you. Travel introduces opportunities. Travel is freedom. Travel leads to fulfilment. Travel deepens your soul and opens your heart. Travel is peace and chaos all wrapped up in numerous single serving doses of joy. Travel answers all life’s questions and leaves you wanting more. Can’t wait for all our next adventures!

Bananas for Buddhism

Our Mindful Farm Experience

Upon coming to the Mindful Farm we met Pi Nan, an ex-Buddhist monk who decided to open his homestead as a place where one could go to practice gardening, plant the seeds of meditation and cultivate mindfulness. Being in his presence and hearing his teachings was truly an inspirational experience.

His approach to everything in life is, “do it when it feels right.” Work when you feel like it, relax if you want to, meditate if it feels good and only do things if you have the intention to. It’s intention that fuels the fire of ambition, your approach builds the flame’s structure and your passion is the heat of your mind, body and soul aligning.

Andy forging for lotus stems to make lotus soup

Each morning on the farm we had a silent breakfast and all sat comfortably on meditation mats facing east. East is the most important direction in Buddhism because the Buddha was said to have been facing east beneath the Bodhi tree when he attained enlightenment.

The open air dining space looked over the farm where we could see the lush greenery that Northern Thailand is best known for. The lines of the rice paddy field led to the abundant banana trees surrounding the perimeter. There was guava, tapioca, taro, sweet potatoes, papaya, 67 different types of edible greens, tomatoes, heaps of herbs and so much more. The only thing that couldn’t be found anywhere was garlic, onions and meat or animal products of any kind because most Buddhist’s are vegan. They don’t eat onion or garlic because they are known to excite the senses; eaten raw they are claimed to cause distemper and cooked are claimed to be aphrodisiacs. In either case this disturbs a peaceful mind so they abstain.

I could always find my two favorite furry friends lounging in the dining hall!

The food served on the farm was delicious and nutritious! Before we came I wondered if eating vegan we would get enough to keep us full while working hard on the farm. I was amazed to see how many different vegan dishes could be made using mostly ingredients grown right there on Mindful Farm. In fact, the farm was so plentiful that it could feed a group of twenty people three meals a day, everyday!

Learning some Thai vegan recipes!

And we didn’t go short on bananas! Bananas in the morning, bananas in the evening, bananas all day long! Banana smoothies, banana pancakes, banana sandwiches, banana croquettes, banana flower salads, banana bread, bananas for days! It was amazing to see how they utilized all the resources to their fullest potential. One vegetable’s scraps became greens for a salad, mushy bananas were blended for banana smoothies, the guava peels were juiced and made into a salad dressing and so on.

The sound of silence was indeed a good way to start the day off. It allowed space to come into your body before interacting with the world around you. Pi Nan’s friend Poomnared (Poo for short) who also stayed and helped on the farm said something that stuck with me, “I like to start each day off by doing something right.”

His something right was solving a rubix cube! I guess the trick is to pick something you’re good at. So each morning on the farm I did yoga, I feel that it awakens and energizes me to start my day. After each breakfast Pi Nan had someone from the group read passages from the meditation books he kept around. Then, he too would stand up and share some ancient Buddhist wisdom with us:

Live your life in such a way that you bring no harm to the earth and no harm to any other human being or animal. Love every living being and always show compassion. Accept suffering as a part of life and let it pass through you without grasping onto negativity. Live a simple existence and let go of the need for materialism. Be peaceful and enjoy your life to the fullest by experiencing love and happiness daily.

After breakfast it was our choice what we wanted to spend our day doing. Some helped on the farm, others relaxed while reading, doing yoga or meditating. Pi Nan’s main focus on the farm while we were there was to build new garden beds by his driveway and a new structure that would be the cafe and so perfectly named “Heavily Meditated”.

One day Pi Nan told us that we will not work at all because it was the biggest Buddhist holiday in Thailand. Instead, we gave back to the community by walking through the village he grew up in cleaning the streets by picking up loose rubbish. When we were finished we all enjoyed a swim in the reservoir nearby his land.

A highlight of my time at Mindful Farm was that a couple of the volunteers decided to put on different workshops and classes for everyone else. There was bread making, a yoga session every morning, a class about nonviolent communication, Crystal even offered her hair cutting services and lastly my favorite an inner child workshop. Who wouldn’t want to learn how to reawaken their inner child from this guy:

His teaching started off with us all holding hands in the center of the room saying om’s, then he provided a guided meditation which was very relaxing and ended with acroyoga!

Two grown men doing somersaults together.. it just doesn’t get any more silly than this!

Crystal’s hair studio

Andy’s got the bananas!! 🍌

Reflection:

Getting to spend a week on the farm away from the busy world was such a welcome change. Getting away from the world of consumerism, of politics, 70 inch televisions, prejudices, 10 lane highways, laser hair removal, 5g millimeter waves, Facebook updates, traffic, groceries, flat tires, inebriants, happy hour, materialism…was an enlightening experience of it’s own accord.

To quiet the mind is really a luxury these days and I’m afraid in the sensationalist and instant gratification world we live in it will be harder and harder to experience this in the future. Life and the universe are moving toward more complexity each day and the true test will be our abilities as well as every other living creature on this earth being able to adapt to it or face extinction. One way to find relief from this madness is to find time to quiet the mind, bring inner peace and balance the turbulent reality outside us. I’ve now taken steps in the direction of mindfulness and no matter how hectic things get around me I’ll always have my experience at Mindful Farm to reflect upon.

Culture Shock and Aftershocks

Day 268 8/1

We’ve been on foreign soil for the last nine months, but we haven’t truly felt like we were all that far from home until we stepped foot in Bali, Indonesia. Only then did we know that we finally made it to a far away land. The sights, sounds and smells are all such a welcomed unfamiliar experience for the senses. We were on a dreamer’s mission to leave our comfort zone behind and have an immersive experience. And as far as that goes we’ve finally met our match.

The smell of clove and grilled satay fill the air, I hang on tight to Derek as he whizzes us all around town on a sketchy motorbike. I see hundreds of helmets bob up and down the streets and women’s burka’s flowing behind them as the hot air sticks to us. The streets are filled with passerby’s trying to buy the local goods or delicacies from huts and warungs. Chickens, dogs and cats roam free. Kids play near the roads and run after us to share a wave and smile. In my opinion, a smile is the best form of nonverbal communication that there is; it spreads joy and transcends through all languages. The motorbike next to us holds an entire family, we’ve seen mothers carrying infants on these risky scooters too. Indonesian flags, banners and bunting line the streets everywhere. They are proud of their country and show patriotism at every opportunity.

“Motorcycle Squeeze”

I don’t like being a passenger. I like the control I suppose. I’ve driven the past 8 months, day in and out around New Zealand and Australia. Today, I trade in the backpacker cars for a motorbike. The hotel we’re staying at offered us a whip for 60,000 IDR/pd. It’s a Honda Vario 125cc and I’m ready to acclimate to this new mode of transportation that will be indispensable in our ability to explore SE Asia.

Back in the day, I used to have a Honda CB750 when I lived in Flagstaff so feel like this should be cake but it has been a while since I’d been on 2 wheels so I figured I’d take her around the block a few times first before putting Cass on the back. I put 150,000 IDR in my money clip in case I need to pay off a cop, the rest of my cash in a secret pocket and then put on my helmet.

Kuta, Bali is known for it’s chaotic and ruleless traffic. Not the ideal situation for learning how to drive a scooter but here we go all the same. I kicked the bike to life, straddled it and ease out onto Buni Sari. They drive on the left so that is at least one thing I don’t need to get used to. The acceleration is touchy, jerk and go for a bit until I get the feel. I adjust the mirrors and swerve a bit back and forth to get a feel for the steering. Now I turn right onto Pantai Kuta which is significantly busier. The tank is empty so I weasel my way to the left lane and pull over where I see some petrol bottles on a rack, scrapping the curb with the foot pad of course.

Their form of a gas station!

I dismount and the attendant empties 3 bottles into the tank and I pay the man. Back on the road. I believe they honk for everything they want to say here, like the honks have taken on their own language. There is a honk for “Stay clear, I’m not letting you in,” one for “Hurry up and merge in already,” one for “Thanks for letting me in,” and one for “What the fuuuuck!” After a while you get used to this and can hear the other drivers intentions in the length and rapidity of the honk. Almost like motorcycle Morse code, it starts to become very clear what they mean.

I follow the other scooterists at first as they tend to go anywhere there is a gap and pay no mind to traffic signs or traffic lines. I soon find myself in the oncoming traffic lane, swerving between cars, driving on side walks and splitting lanes. I think I got the hang of it so start heading back to pick up Cass. Up until this point I’ve encountered only roundabouts but ahead I find my first traffic light, which is currently turning yellow. Everyone around me is speeding up, it turns red and I’m not in the intersection yet, everyone is still going thru, do I go or stop…?!

In my head I think stopping is the right move so I hit the breaks before entering the intersection. I go over the white line by a foot or two, I look back and slowly start walking the scooter back past the line but then I start to hear a bunch of loud whistling. I turn around and there is a Polisi officer waving at me and gesturing me over to him. Great, here we go. I make my way to the other side of the road and he walks me into a little shack on the corner of Raya Kuta and Bakung Sari. His English is broken but I give him points on knowing enough to exploit a tourist, good on ya mate!

I give him my drivers license and international driving permit. He points out that I don’t have a motorcycle stamp. He explains that driving without the stamp is a serious offense, an “expensive” offense and that I would need to go to Denpasar and pay 1 million IDR for the fine, or we can take care of it here and now and that he would even authorize my motorcycle stamp.

I smile and say, “I’m sorry for the mishap, how much would it be to take care of it right now?”

“600,000 rupiah,” he says looking into my eyes with a serious face.

I smile again and say, “Oh wow, that’s a lot, let me see what I have.” I pull out my money clip with the 150,000IDR in it and say with a serious face, “Gee officer this is all I have, will this work?”

Immediately he is shaking his head, “No this is not enough, this is a serious offense, you go to Denpasar and pay fine and I impound the bike if you no pay.”

I look back at the scooter, I look at my obviously lacking driving permit, I look at my measly 150,000 and look at him and shrug my shoulders, “Ok please give me the fine, I will go to Denpasar to pay and can you tell me where you will take the bike so I can have the owner get it back?”

He looks visibly frustrated. I hold my ground and stare him down -your move mister police man!

He grabs at the 150,000IDR and stands up, “You can go!” and he starts to walk away.

“Hey can you authorize the motorcycle stamp please?” I say with a slight cockiness (which I’m sure was lost in translation). He swings around, stomps back up like a kid that didn’t get his way and he signs off on the stamp. He jumps on his bike and speeds off. I think that was probably the cheapest way of getting my motorcycle stamp after all! I drive around the block back to the hotel and Cass is still waiting outside.

“What happened, you were gone for a while!”

I say smiling, “I just had to fill up the tank first and oh yea pay off a cop! You ready?”

“You did what?!”

The major cities in Bali are huge tourist meccca’s and no doubtly it’s because there are so many beautiful places to see here and the Balinese people are so friendly and inviting. The architecture of the buildings and temples we see are extraordinary. It made me feel like we stepped foot in the distant past; an ancient time evidenced with interesting relics and mythological tales of Hindu and Buddhist Gods.

Indonesia has the third largest population in the world with Java having the largest populous island in the world. It’s population is made up of numerous ethnic, cultural, religious and linguistic groups. It’s refreshing to see that with such a mixture of people from all different backgrounds everyone seems to get along. With a help-out-your-neighbors mentality. It was also very apparent that in general Indonesian’s are hard working, industrious people that make ends meet with a smile on their face and genuineness in their hearts.

A key thing that stuck out to us is that they do it all in the name of family. They have a strong sense of filial piety and truly respect the strong bond that comes with that. It’s tradition to live with your elders and share a communal space with the ones closest to you.

This is Made and he was our driver for a day to take us to Ubud. On the way he shared stories about his culture and family with us.

We’re so glad that we got the experience of staying with a couple different families by doing a homestay. It’s always great to meet the locals and what better way to see how they live then staying with them. One of the homes we stayed the head of the house Liang made us a traditional Indonesian breakfast which had sweet rice, coconut pancakes with a palm sugar syrup and papaya. Delicious!

“Shockwaves”

Both Derek nor I have ever experienced a natural disaster until we came to Indonesia. Granted we knew we were entering “the ring of fire” but little did we know that in the first few days of being there that we would experience a disaster of epic proportions. One that would leave thousands homeless and hundreds dead. I’m talking earthquakes here. It’s the strangest feeling to have something that you’ve know to be stable your entire life all of a sudden shake like jello under your feet. In an instant it sent terror through our minds and pulsed adrenaline through our veins.

We were sitting in our hotel room when we felt the first big one to hit Lombok on August 5th. There would be many more aftershocks and quakes to follow after as the days passed. Luckily, we were quite far from the epicenter so we only felt shockwaves. Still it was quite significant, so much so that we felt the room shaking and watched the hanging light sway back and forth like a pendulum. Our first instinct was to run and stand in the door frame to our bathroom. Seconds later the ground stilled and the calm after the storm ensued. As soon as we could we were checking the internet for more information about what had occurred and little did we know how bad the aftermath would be from a magnitude of 6.9. In fact, neither did the Indonesian government; it wasn’t until days later that they finally were getting accurate information about the amount of damage and number of the death and injury tolls.

A week later we felt a second earthquake while in Ubud which is located more inland on Bali. This time we were out on the street and standing by our motorbike which had just gotten a flat tire! A local was attempting to help us out when all of a sudden he stood up and ran from underneath the awning of his convenience store yelling earthquake. We stood our ground as our legs wobbled below us and the ground felt like we were on top of the ocean. I looked left, I looked right and down the street I witnessed a brick wall sway like ripples in water. On the opposite side I saw a trailer full of spooked cows shaking and knew that moo’s would soon follow. Again we were thankful for our safety but knew that others wouldn’t be so lucky and that weighed on our hearts. In the weeks that followed all throughout Indonesia we saw donation boxes and men and women walking through traffic collecting donations to help those in need in Lombok. Some of the heroic stories that were told about tourists staying behind to help with the clean up were really touching. We had plans to visit the Gili Islands on our trip which is right by Lombok, so obviously we had to scrap that idea because there was a lot of destruction there. We hope that tourism will be restored there as soon as possible because the locals rely heavily on it for their livelihoods.

“Chicken Fight”

Round One: We had the pleasure of meeting a young local man named Argo when we bought a snorkeling tour from him sitting on Lovina Beach. He was trying to make a living hustling different excursions to tourists. We had been looking into snorkeling around Menjangan Island which is known for its superb corals and also on the island there are deer that reside there. Double bonus!

He even offered us on the “hush-hush” to see a cock fight if we were interested. Now we’re aware this sort of shenanigans isn’t exactly legal, but Derek really had his heart set on venturing into some seedy underground gambling extravaganza. So we gave the guy $200k IDR which is only $13 US for two tickets for later that day. Argo said that we need a guide to bring us in order to get in and help explain the betting procedure. Although, he couldn’t be the one to bring us because his father disapproves of this sort of behavior. So he hooked us up with one of his friends who was actually the host putting the cock fight together. We were feeling a bit anxious once we had it all lined up and knew that it might end up being a strange experience. In the end, we didn’t end up going because the host came back to us an hour later and said that he couldn’t be our guide because he would be too busy and that we should get someone else. We took it as a sign that maybe we had no business being at a cock fight in the first place.

Round Two: The night before we were supposed to go on our tour we had gone back to Lovina beach to watch the sunset. Argo tracked us down there to tell us that he had made a mistake about the price of the snorkel trip and that it was going to cost a more because our trip fell on a Muslim holiday and the National Marine Park charges more. Derek wasn’t too happy with this and told Argo that he wanted to cancel the trip. The only problem was that we’d lose our deposit! Again, Derek wasn’t happy with this so he was trying to explain to Argo that it was quite unfair that we agreed on a price and now he’s changing it. He tried pleading with Derek that it wasn’t up to him and that he was sorry for his error. Still Derek felt like giving poor Argo a hard time. Derek went on to say how in America the customer is always right and that there should be some assurances since we were promised one price and now it’s different. Derek told him that his company should make up for his mistake. The poor guy didn’t know what to do, he was trying to work with us but really couldn’t provide us any other option but to pay the extra money because he couldn’t refund our deposit.

Finally, he said that he himself would pay the extra fee and he could just scrape some money together by selling his chicken! He said that he just wanted us to be happy, enjoy our tour and have a good impression of Lovina. Well I couldn’t have this poor young man who is obviously struggling to get by sell his chicken for us! I wasn’t going to let that happen and finally said no, no it’s ok we will pay, we will go on this tour and we will damn well enjoy it!

After the whole misunderstanding he actually invited us to have a drink by the beach with him and his friends. He said they really like to hang out on the beach at night, have campfires and play some music on their guitars. He just wanted to make things right and forgive and forget about what had happened. It ended up being a really nice evening, his cousin was very good at guitar and Argo opened up and shared things about his life and culture with us. Balinese people are very caring, generous, open minded and family oriented. They have a lot of respect for their fellow man and place high importance on strong family values. They respect their elders and help each other out no matter the circumstance. They made us feel so welcome and thanked us for coming and staying in Lovina their hometown.

Reflection:

Visiting Bali, Indonesia was a wonderful and humbling experience entirely. It really made us realize how grateful we are for the ease at which we have access to clean water, waste management and standardized healthcare! On the other hand, it also made us see that we Americans may have some of our priorities out of whack. See, when you live a simple life there’s other things that come at ease besides the aforementioned. Like the fact of how spiritually in touch the Balinese people are. Three to five times a day everyday people put out offerings to the Gods for blessings. Everything is done in the name of religion, they dedicate their lives to live by their Gods. What comes with that is a deep connection they have to their families and communities. By always helping out their fellow man they can count on each other to share with people less fortunate. Maybe that’s why the entire time we were there we didn’t see any homeless people!

One of our favorite parts of visiting Indonesia was seeing the vast volcanic landscapes and epic craters!

Vanilla 101

Day 256 7/20/18

Before leaving on our travels one of our goals was to volunteer on an organic farm somewhere in Australia. WWOOF is an organization that puts volunteers in touch with hosts looking for workers in exchange for room and board. After joining and creating a WWOOF profile I had the opportunity to look at the different farm options available and there was a ton! Australia is a big place and at first it was hard to know when we would be able to take time away from exploring and donate it to helping on a farm. Derek had a big list of places he wanted to see and that took priority.

In the end it all worked fabulously and the farm that agreed to host us was a perfect fit for what we were looking for. Out of all the host profiles I went through the one that stuck out as being the most compatible was Broken Nose Vanilla. It checked all our boxes; it was completely organic and monoculture, everything was done by hand with a focus on minimizing their eco-footprint and it was located in the beautiful tropics of North Queensland. I got in touch with our host Matt and communication with him came at ease, he was very helpful and most importantly ended up being very flexible with us.

For us, it made sense to sell our vehicle before going to his property. We wouldn’t need a car being there and they would be putting us up in their house so we didn’t need it any longer for a place to sleep. Most of all we wanted to relieve the stress of worrying about trying to find a buyer which would have been more difficult once we were on the farm an hour away from a big city.

Cairns has a huge market for backpackers looking for cars. So we stationed ourselves in the area for ten days before going to the farm while we anxiously waited for someone to buy our vehicle.

We stayed at a free campground in Gordanvale, a small sleepy town thirty minutes outside of Cairns. There was a sugarcane processing plant nearby that filled the whole town with a strong unpleasant and unmistakable smell. The towns’ only redemption was a little pie shop called Piefection and they had the best meat pies we’ve ever tried! The campground was nothing special, on the way in there’s a sign that says “No Camping” but there were dozens and dozens of campervans all lined up. We usually try to get off the beaten path and therefore we looked for a spot further away from everyone down by the river. The only problem was that down by the river there’s signs everywhere pointing out that the water may or may not be infested with crocs. …Can’t beat free!

It took us a week to sell Bon and during that time we had some really interesting prospects. The first was a couple from Denmark who had just arrived the same day we showed them the car. They told us that they wanted to keep their options open as Bon was the first car they looked at. Unfortunately, they ended up going for a different car. The next was a guy that is the last person you would picture needing a car for camping. We brought Bon to his house to look at and the only looking he did was from his walker that he wheeled out onto his driveway. Getting that far from his house proved to be difficult for him and as soon as we saw this guy we knew there wasn’t going to be any test drive. Although, he did seem genuinely interested he ended up giving us some story about not currently having the funds and that he was hoping his mom who had gone to the casino for her birthday would win big and front him some cash! After that, we had a young couple from Spain who were in Australia on working visas. This lead seemed a bit more promising but they got cold feet about the price and the fact that they didn’t lock down jobs yet.

On the very last day that we had to sell Bon before going to work on the farm this German couple came up to us on the street asking about our car. They saw the advertisement I wrote on the window and were ready to buy that day. What luck! We were only in that area because we had a showing lined up and they were only in that area to meet another girl selling a car that they had lined up. We did our whole sales spiel and Derek took the guy for a test drive. When they returned the people we were both supposed to be meeting were there so we went our separate ways but they both told me that they really liked our car. I told them good because we have to sell today as we are leaving the country tomorrow and have a flight to Bali (this of course was a small white lie) but I had to fuel the fire somehow. We couldn’t hold onto this vehicle any longer. Then about ten minutes later the girl came up to me and said that they wanted to buy our car because they liked Bon better than the other one they just looked at. We were still showing it to the other interested buyers but I told her yes let’s do it! The sales process all went smoothly and we were glad to see that Bon ended up in good hands.

Finally, we could move on and focus on the next part of our trip! We were very pleased to make some money back on our investment and decided to celebrate that evening by splurging and staying at a real hotel with a real bed for once in many, many months!

Money wheels haha!!

Day 257-265 7/21/18 – 7/29/18

We start a new adventure with Broken Nose Vanilla. We haven’t worked in eight months and we were feeling ready to shake things up a bit and do some manual labor!

The trade off was in return we’d have a nice comfortable place to lay our heads and three delicious meals a day. Upon arriving at our farm stay Matt told us that him and his wife are vegetarian and hoped that this wasn’t going to be an issue for us. We told him that definitely it wasn’t an issue and we didn’t mind avoiding meat whilst we stay with them. Good news was that he was actually an excellent cook and every meal offered variety. Also, they actually still ate fish. So we were still able to get a good source of protein and we needed it after burning so many calories doing farm work all day long. Not only were we met with a warm welcome and great conversation but also warm meals and superb wine too! We really got to know our hosts and in the first few days of our stay Matt’s wife Fiona was in Brisbane doing a trade show with their vanilla products. So we spent a bit more time with Matt and not only did he show us the ropes of vanilla farming but we also spent some time getting to know each other. He’s had quite an impressive life; he’s highly educated with two or three PhD’s, he’s written numerous books, has been a professor at multiple universities, he knows a couple different languages and can speak Japanese fluently, oh yea and he likes to use big words. He lived in Japan for a period of time and told us about a lot of different experiences he had there, including making a friend who was missing numerous fingers from his time with the Yakuza.

When it came to learning about the vanilla we really got to see all aspects of production from planting to picking to curing and sun baking. It was awesome to get a taste of the whole process. The knowledge of seeing how they run a farming business was invaluable.

Plus, we got to try lots of delicious goodies that they made with the vanilla. We tried fudge, ice cream, brownies, blondies and even vanilla liqueur. I loved getting to handle the beans when we layed them out each morning to let them dry out in the sun. After that, we would smell of vanilla aroma all day long. While we were staying there Matt’s big plan was to put up a new shade structure that would allow them to plant hundreds of new plants and yield a ton more vanilla for years to come.

It was really cool having a chance to help make that sort of impact on their farm. We learned a lot about what sort of environment and growing conditions are needed for vanilla production to be successful. We also learned a lot about building shade houses from fencing, setting up trellises, to the unique way in which they place the trellises on wire that they could easily drop to the ground in the event of a cyclone. Which happens seasonally and over the years they have improved upon their structures to the point where they’ve got them cyclone proofed! Also, we did a lot of work moving mulch around.

It was so amazing to have the opportunity to learn so much about farming and Matt made it fun! One of our favorite tasks was picking the vanilla, we both found it very relaxing and quite meditative.

We were also so lucky to have exceptional hosts that made us feel very welcome and provided not only a wonderful learning experience but also a good time. We loved seeing the sun set every evening over the mist covered Broken Nose Mountain right from their backyard.

Derek loved playing fetch with their dogs and I loved seeing the beautiful vibrant blue Ulysses butterfly fluttering around the farm. While we were there we got to witness a very special celestial event too – the longest lunar eclipse in our lifetime occurred and it was truly serendipitous! You could only witness this event being in the Southern Hemisphere, score!

On days that we had some free time after our work Matt took us around and showed us a few local sights nearby. One was to go swimming at this place called Babinda Boulders, the cool water felt so nice after a hard days work.

One morning he dropped us off at the base of Broken Nose Mountain. That’s right, their vanilla business is named after the mountain you can see right from their backyard. Derek said, “We can’t work at Broken Nose Vanilla without summiting the Broken Nose Mountain!”

Prior to leaving for our hike we were warned of it’s difficulty and the time it may take to conquer. We were also warned about the leeches.. this hike proved to be one of the hardest we’ve done. The leeches really did slow us down because every so often we would stop to do a check and pull, flick and swat them off our feet, ankles and legs. Once we reached the top, the view was worth all the trouble!

The other thing that ended up setting us back on our hike is that Derek accidentally left my phone somewhere on the trail. We were on our way back down the trail and only mere meters from finishing our hike when I asked Derek to see my phone. He hurriedly exclaimed that he didn’t have it. I told him that he should have it, he was the last one holding it. He checked his pockets frantically as I checked our backpack and it wasn’t there! We were so bummed it was missing and didn’t want to give up that it was gone forever. I’m pretty good at playing detective and I retraced our steps and everything that happened aloud to try and figure out where it could be. We had a pretty good idea that it was left where we last stopped to take a rest, which was about 2 k back on the trail. It was starting to get dark by that time so we knew we had to hussle. Back into the leech infested forest we went.. In the end, it was a good outcome because we had relocated my phone! It had been left on a rock by a stream.

Reflection:

By nature Derek and I are very easy going yet driven individuals and we felt that Matt and Fiona provided an opportunity to let that flourish! Their drive and ambition were contagious. We believe that you are the company you keep and it was impossible not to grow while in their company. Thus far, in our short years here on earth Derek and I have accomplished what only a few individuals could ever dream and I feel that the future is ripe with amazing things ahead.

We have goals to someday buy a piece of paradise of our own and to build a home. To create an off the grid lifestyle and live off our land. We are excited to see what our future holds and consequently hope to come close to the success that Matt and Fiona have had. Success not in a material sense but in the sense of attaining the full extent of ones potential. We just need to learn a few languages, model for sushi, befriend the Yakuza, become pilots and do flight aerobatics, write a few books, use bigger words, use the word cunt more and cut out meat from our diet. Just kidding, bacon is tasty as! Oh and one more thing, something, something about vanilla.

This photo dates back about twenty years ago when they lived in Japan and modelled for a magazine one time. They were payed in sushi!!

Down the Rabbit Hole

My recollection is a bit fuzzy now and it was definitely a blur back then too..

This is a cautionary tale that takes place in a small hippie village that goes by the name of Nimbin. This Australian town resides in the Northern Rivers area of New South Wales and is tucked away between lush green mountains surrounded by rainforest. It’s truly a pot lovers paradise; an eclectic place filled with free spirits, beatniks, and gypsies alike. With rainbows and pot leaves painted everywhere, there’s even a giant sculpture of a hand gesturing peace and love.

Some of this tale is true, some of it a vivid dream, but the parts that are real may have been an illusion anyway and the other parts as far as we know are halfway made up. We know this much is true: we drove into this whimsical place, met the infamous “special” cookie lady and the rest is history. Or at least the rest is fabricated glimpses of patched up reality.

Day 192 5/17/18

The chessboard looks foreign. I’ve stared hundreds of hours at chessboards in my life and know the pieces and their possibilities but I’m now looking blankly at the board, unsure what the game is. I’m high. Too high. I’ve smoked a good bit in my time but nothing like this. I needed to leave. I typed in my phone “I’m high” and showed it to Cassandra. She looked up and mouthed “Me too!” I mouth back, “Let’s go!” She nodded in agreement.

Cass stands first and I try to follow her out but no sooner do I stand that my legs turn to jello. I make it out the front and around the corner of the cafe, darkness descends and my legs are giving out. I lean forward with both hands on a wall for support. Left knee buckles, all my weight now rests on my right knee which gives way and slams on the concrete with my full weight. As I topple forwards the screen goes dim and the credits roll. I’m out for what seems like an eternity, no longer on this plane. The curtains reopen and Cass reappears for the ovation.

“Derek get up!” she shouts while bent over reaching for my hand to help me up. A million thoughts now rush my head. How long was I out? Is Cass ok? I need to get Cass out of here. Shit where am I? My faculties are slow to return.

“What happened?” Cass asked.

“How long was I out?” I asked.

She says, “Not long, I turned around and you weren’t there so I came back to find you. What was that?!” she asks.

“I don’t know, I think it was laced!”

As we cross a street I am now supporting almost all of her weight, she is losing her legs now. I get us to a chain link fence and try and lean her against it, she buckles instantly and her head hits the ground. I lift her top half up and lean her against the fence. She is out cold. Only ten seconds later she is back to reality and looks at me puzzled with an aching head, “What happened?”

“I don’t know but we need to get back to our car.” She nods, “Yes let’s go!”

Fight or flight takes over. I get up and then help her to her feet. We can both walk on our own accord now and have a heightened sense of urgency to get the hell out of there. Inside I’m thinking someone is around a corner just waiting to jump the tourists and take them for all they got. I have Cass’s cold hand in my left and the cold metal of my tactical pen in my right concealed in my jacket. I’m ready for a fight if needed, I am on high alert and any high I was feeling is now drowned out with anger and rage. How could I let myself be that vulnerable, more importantly how could I let my guard down with my love in my protection. Seething I grip the hard steel ready to plunge it into anyone who would dare to hurt Cass. The streets are dimly lit with many blind spots. I stay between Cass and the blind spots as we walk. My night vision is primed and no small detail escapes me. The falling of a leaf, the slam of a door across the street, the smell of herb in the air, the indistinct yelling from a few streets over, the slow pass of a car.

As we walk we keep replaying what just occurred with speculation. We both became catatonic in the exact same fashion. One second we’re blacking out with our bodies crashing down to the cold concrete and the next we’re coherent again but consumed with confusion. She mentions that there were some shady characters that were behind me at the cafe. Had someone had it out for us? Was it all coincidental? Had I been cleaned out while laying on the ground unconscious?

All questions that eventually needed answering but getting back to Bonzo was the current priority. After about ten long minutes we make it back to our car. I empty my pockets to evaluate their contents. Keys, glasses, wallet, affirmative. I had Cass’s phone… but where was my phone? Cass checks the contents of her purse. Everything accounted for except no sign of my phone. I knew I had it with me earlier, someone must have swiped it!

I have to go back, I say in my head. “You need to go back,” Cass says only moments after I told myself.

“I’m going to,” I reply.

“No don’t go!” she immediately recants.

“Don’t worry, I got this” I say. Famous last words, I tell myself.

It’s a damn cold night and now this situation’s got me feeling the chill to my bones. I put on my rain jacket and hat, I trade my flips for boots for a tactical advantage. I tell Cass to lock the doors and stay in the car until she hears the secret knock. She’s shaking uncontrollably and tells me to hurry. As I venture back into town I walk fast and with purpose. I’ve memorized the blind spots and make my way from dimly lit streetlight to dimly lit streetlight. My thoughts are consumed with all of the possible outcomes that I face ahead. Krav Maga moves cycle in my mind. My teeth grind, my grip tightens, my eyes narrow. I’m ready.

Before going into the cafe I stop at the chain link fence to see if anything was dropped there. No phone. I scan around and actually find Cass’s sunglasses on the ground, I pocket them. Time to figure this shit out, I turn the corner and walk into the cafe…

…Earlier that day,

We’ve finally made it to the hippie capital of Australia! We’ve heard really good things about this town being fun. We drive over to the local showgrounds and get a flat spot to park Bonzo for the next few nights. After, we walk into town on a quest to find some ganja. We figure when in Rome! It’s a quaint little town with a main street lined with many cafes and shops selling hippie shit. We peruse the local wares and inevitably run into the “special” cookie lady! You don’t find her, she finds you.

Over our shoulders we hear a soft voice beckoning us, “I’ve got cookies if you’re interested?” Yes, yes we are! She invites us into her storefront where she has lots of small trinkets for sale and a table where she reads palms. Cass is immediately drawn to her cats and cuddles them for the few short minutes we’re there doing business. Then we mosey along to a cafe right next door. With our prized Scooby Snacks in hand we take a nibble, sip some peppermint tea and start a game of chess. I notice a couple hipster tourists giggling in the corner and I’m sure they’ve got the local goods already. It doesn’t take long for our overly friendly barista to offer us a few puffs of his joint and then it all gets a bit hazy after that…

…After finding the sunglasses I turn the corner back into the cafe, into the unknown. Smoke fills the air, someone is strumming a guitar in the corner, some of the same people are there while others are not. I look down to the table we were sitting at, the chessboard is as we left it and there aside it sits my phone! Of all the possibilities that reeled in my internal theater this was not one of them. Amazingly after thirty minutes of absence the phone had not even been touched. I collect my phone, take the chess board and pieces back to the box I’d gotten them from. I nod to the barista and walk out.

It’s strange how my mind played out all of the bad outcomes but none of the good. Why I went to such a dark place and assumed the worse I’ll never fully understand. I guess it’s best to be vigilant but the shade I casted on the situation might not have been warranted. Before coming here I had read stories of the “Lane Boys”, a group of pot dealers who ran the trade in town. There was a big bust that lead to arrests of most of the gang. This inevitably led to a vacuum which was filled by “outsiders” who brought weed but also stronger street drugs. I assumed we must have got a bit of the hard shit mixed in.. but who really knows.

I walk back to Bonzo and give the secret knock. Cass opens the door, she is visibly distraught but her eyes read relief to see me.

I say, “I’ve got good news and bad news.”

I pull out her glasses and hand them to her. “The good news is I found your glasses.”

“The bad news is that there is no bad news!” I pull out my phone to show her that all is well. I tell her the whole story of what happened when I left her and she tells me how worried she was and regretted letting me go back in the first place. We eventually calm down, have a beer to take the edge off, and slowly doze to sleep.

The next morning when I wake up, I look over to Cass and say, “Let me tell you about the crazy ass dream I just had!”

Bonfires, Bushfires and Batons Aflame

Our Australian Adventure

Day 114 2/28

We’re in Australia now, a place that we’ve dreamt about coming to for such a long time. We’re so glad to have finally made it and we start our six month tour of the “Land Down Under” in Melbourne. We take our time exploring the city and seeing the sights. The Melbourne Museum was fantastic, it is the first museum we’ve paid to see and it was well worth it! There was such a wide variety in displays from an indoor forest to ancient dinosaur and rock fossils. We learned about Gondwana; a supercontinent comprising the land masses of Africa, South America, Australia and Antarctica that existed 150 million years ago. Apparently, recent research shows that Gondwana was home to an almost entirely different set of dinosaurs that evolved in their own unique ways being largely isolated from the dinosaurs we’re more familiar with in the Northern Hemisphere. We also really enjoyed the section all about Australian history. There on display was the country’s coat of arms held up by a life size taxidermied kangaroo and emu. Uniquely enough these are the only two animals chosen to be on the Australian Coat of Arms because they can’t walk backwards; reflecting a forward-thinking culture. Love it!

Later, we have plans to go to the Victoria Market to meet up with a couple that we met in NZ who actually live in Melbourne. Their names are Russkaya and Andre, they’re originally from Brazil but have lived in Melbourne for the last ten years and own their own e-commerce business. We figured it would be great to catch up with them to get some tips on things to see and do. They’ve also been gracious enough to open their home to us and let us stay with them until we can get setup with our campervan.

The Victoria Market hosts an eclectic mix of local foods and goods. There is an array of cuisines to try from perogies to paella and sish kebabs to smoked ribs.

They told us to meet them by the sangria tent, I like the way they think! The sangria there was spot on! We met this couple briefly on New Years Eve morning at a campground near Fox Glacier so we spent some time catching up first then decided to walk the market. It was huge and there was a variety of local street musicians playing that we stood and listened to for a bit. After dinner we went and watched a college grand stand band put on a performance.

We ended the evening with a change of scenery and just Derek and I headed to a place called George’s Bar. This of course was a bar about nothing, a bar about George from Seinfeld! If you know me well, you know that Seinfeld is my all time favorite sitcom. It was cool seeing all the memorabilia on the walls, they had the Frogger game machine and even served pretzels when you ordered a beer!

Day 115 3/1

Today we do some more touring around Melbourne, there’s so much to see! We head to the famous AC/DC Lane and snap a few photos of the graffiti artwork on the sides of the buildings.

After, we go to the Art Gallery and check out an impressive and provocative display of paintings, sculptures and even an artsy movie all by the same artist. And when I say provocative, I mean drawings and sculptures of the human form done in very strange ways.

We got our fill of x-rated entertainment for the day so we head to the AMIC museum. There we find interactive displays all about the moving picture. There was information about the history of tv, movies and video games. We even got to make our own “Matrix” movie, fun!

Day 116 3/2/18

We’re done with city life for a while and ready for a change of pace so today Russkaya welcomes us into her home and it’s beautiful! She is into energy work like yoga and reiki and reads books about shakras and meditation. They even have a real life size copper pyramid over her entire bed! I’ve never heard of these but apparently Derek is familiar with them and they’re supposed to harness energy from the universe and funnel it through the copper. This pyramid was legit, she special ordered it and the measurements of the angles are supposedly exact to specifications – guess that matters. Also, they had like thirty salt lamps throughout the house all conveniently placed next to electronics. She leaves them on 24/7 and they’re supposed to reduce the amount of negative ions in the atmosphere and especially those released from electronic devices. I’m not sure if I necessarily believe in all of this but I’m definitely into yoga, interested in learning about meditation and am a true hippie at heart! So I’m down with whatever she’s got going on because no joke as soon as we stepped foot in her house there was a definite strong welcoming feeling and a peaceful aura throughout!

Day 117 3/3

Today, our gracious hosts have offered to take us on a scenic drive to tour the Port Phillip Bay area. We go to a beach area on Mornington Peninsula and the sandy beach and bright blue water is beautiful!

We enjoy a couple hours soaking it all in before we head to St. Kilda. This is a popular spot for tourists and locals because there’s so much to see and do. We’ve been on the search for a campervan since we’ve arrived in Melbourne and this afternoon we set up to meet a young traveler from France in St. Kilda to show us his vehicle.

Before meeting up with him we tried as best as possible to be prepared by doing a lot of research on the legal documents needed to register the vehicle in our name. We learned that the name transfer on the registration is a bit more complicated because in order to register the vehicle to a new owner you have to show up in person to the DMV in the state that it’s currently registered in. There are 7 different states in Australia and just like the US each state has slightly different laws, proceedings and paperwork that have to be completed in the same state. The vehicle we’re about to look at is registered in South Australia and we’re in Victoria. What this means for us is that if we want to buy this car we have fourteen days from the date of purchase to go to South Australia. Ugh! Lots of legwork, in New Zealand it was so simple you could show up at any post office and pay $9 to transfer ownership. The cost here depends on how much you purchase the vehicle for – it’s a percentage of it plus you have to pay some sort of stamp fee.

Finally after having to figure that all out we go to meet Jordhann, a young gentleman from France that just finished a two month trip here and now has a flight back home tomorrow. Jeez, he was really cutting it short waiting to sell his car. But he’s in luck because we really like his 2004 Mazda Tribute! Enough to make it ours. We go for a test drive, I check out all the current paperwork he has on it and everything checks out so we hand over the dough, fill out some paperwork and bada bing we’ve got ourselves a vehicle!

Day 118- 120 3/4 – 3/6/18

Over the next few days we prepare our new vehicle to make it roadway ready. We also look for a fitting name, we loved “Hal” so much and we want to keep the three letter long name going. Derek and I love Led Zeppelin so much that we both have a feather tattoo to prove it – I’m Little Feather and Derek’s is at least ten times bigger than mine so he’s fittingly the Big Feather. He throws out the name Bonzo as an option and I immediately like the short version of that name “Bon”. So not only referring to an amazing drummer but Bon as in “Bon Voyage” or bonfire. We love it, so it sticks.

Our car came with a lot of essential camping gear, two surf boards and snorkel gear but we still needed to get a few miscellaneous items and wetsuits so we head to a bunch of thrift shops. Another important thing to make Bon complete was that we needed to make window curtains. We had to spend quite a bit of time and effort putting them together. Once he was all ready to go we said farewell to Russkaya and Andre and headed out on our new adventure.

Day 121 3/7/18

We’re on the road again, roaming free towards a new destination. Our future is ours to be had as we start the coastal drive along The Great Ocean Road. We visit a surf museum in Torquay where Ripcurl got its start. There they played an hour long documentary about where surfing got its origins, its entire history including some of the original greats that brought surfing to the masses and to a competitive platform.

We hit up the local I-Site to get some info on camping and hiking. We also use WikiCamps and CamperMate for planning and it’s worked out great. We learn more about The Great Ocean Road, the length of this road hugs almost 244 km of coastline and was built by returning soldiers from World War I. These men lived through the horrors of war and I’d imagine getting back to work and building this spectacular road helped keep their minds off the bloody mess. Coming back to civilian life isn’t easy and finding work was even more challenging. The building of this road would take 3000 men, 4 years and a whole lot of commradity which was really the perfect solution because these men knew that best.

Day 122 3/8/18

Derek and I both found wetsuits so we were ready to go surfing! Derek’s only tried once before recently in NZ and for me it was my first time. We watched a few YouTube videos for beginners and tried to pick up a few tips. We also practiced the pop up for a while on the sand before going in the water. We spent about four hours getting thrown around by the waves and attempting to stand up on the board. I mostly got used to handling the board, swimming with it and paddling out. Did more boogie boarding with it than surfing but hey for my first time at least I was having fun with it. I have to say it’s quite a workout! Derek got a bit further than me, he’s able to pop up and start to stand but it’s short lived.

We also realized the boards we have are short boards and for beginners it’s better to learn on long board because you have more control and they’re easier to stand up on. Oh well.. this is what we were given so we better get good and luckily we have six months ahead of us to practice!

After we spent most of the day in the surf we decide to head to Bell’s Beach and watch some of the pros catch some waves. This is a well known surfers paradise because the waves are epic. Then we take a little walk to see the Split Point Lighthouse, it’s a nice spot. The coastline is gorgeous and we enjoy walking around the area and seeing the lighthouse from all different angles.

We then head to find camp for the evening in the Great Otway National Park. We pull in and find a nice flat spot. As we start unloading and setting up Derek spots a kangaroo bouncing through the camp! This is our second sighting of these marsupials and I don’t think seeing these guys hop about will ever get old. A little while later we get to talking to our neighbor; she’s a young gal from the UK named Heather. She’s a veterinarian that loves horses and has been here in Australia for almost two years working with animals. She tells us about where she’s been throughout Australia and gives us some suggestions on nice places to visit. We talk throughout the evening as we cook and eat dinner. We both talk about home, why we left and why we’re not ready to go back yet. The only difference is that she is going back soon, her visa is coming to an end and she says it’s time to get back home to see her mom. I ask her about her dad and she says her parents split up a while ago when she was younger. She then tells us all about her father, he’s the eccentric type that reminds her of someone out of Sherlock Holmes the way he dresses and carries around a large tobacco pipe. Says she got her love for animals and sense of wanderlust from him. The last time she spoke to him was before she came to Australia and she had told him that she wants to travel while she’s young to get her fill of adventure now before she settles down. He said, “Heather, you don’t travel to get it out of your system, you fall in love with it and the lust for travel will only deepen in your soul”. Isn’t that the truth, we can’t fool ourselves into thinking this will be the our last adventure. Derek and I are dreamers and this is the first of many adventures to come!

Later in the evening we get to talking about reading and the books we’ve read so far on our travels. Heather’s currently reading a good book that she hasn’t been able to put down. She says she loves to read and enjoys poetry the most. She asks us if we’re familiar with the Australian poet Banjo Patterson, of course we are not but she decides to indulge us. She then proceeds to recite two of his poems “The Man from Snowy River” and “Clancy of the Overflow” word for word. They are about Australian life in the bush, wild horses and old pioneers and they are absolutely beautiful! Derek and I both were speechless and utterly mesmerised by her ability to storytell and the fact that she knew all the words to these lengthy poems. She said she grew up listening to these poems and they will always have a place in her heart. I’ll never forget that experience, it was so special hearing them told by someone who loves them. There was one line from “Clancy of the Overflow” that stuck with me:

“And he sees the vision splendid of the sunlit plains extended”

Word porn! I asked her to tell us more about BJ Patterson and she goes into how his poems helped to shape Australian history. There’s a town called Snowy River and the man known as Clancy was supposedly about an actual bushman. There has been much debate about who Clancy was and many men came forward claiming to be him. However, it seems likely that Banjo’s stories were generalizations about all bushman and that Clancy was a character out of imagination but based on people he has probably met. Very interesting tales and we were glad to learn more about Australian history, local pioneers and famous poets. We’ll sleep good tonight, listening to her beautiful voice was so relaxing!

Day 124 – 126 3/10-3/12/18

It’s Labor Day weekend here and the Aussies have got it right because it seems that for every public holiday they not only get off Monday but Friday too! We’re feeling excited to continue exploring and on a mission to spot some koalas today. A local told us about a place called Kennett River where you’re able to spot tons of them in the gum (eucalyptus) trees right off the road. We stop first to take a short walk to see Sheoak Falls, unfortunately it’s either the wrong time of year or they’ve had a dry season because there’s no water falling! No worries though because it’s a nice walk offering beautiful views of the coastline and Southern Ocean.

We hop in Bon and we’re off down the winding costal road. With the windows down the warm salty air caresses our skin and we don’t have a care in the world…

Until five minutes later when Derek is all of a sudden in disarray saying that we have to pull to the side of the road because Bon is overheating and the engine and oil lights have flickered on. We see and smell a little smoke coming from the engine compartment and upon further investigation Derek says he needs to top off the water because there is none! He actually had been keeping an eye on the coolant level and tells me he filled it up this morning. The fact that it’s all gone now means we’ve got trouble. We let Bon cool down for about thirty minutes while we figure out a game plan. Since it’s a holiday weekend and we’re on The Great Ocean Road where there’s only small seaside towns everything is going to be closed until Tuesday. Plus, we really don’t know how far we can drive without doing damage to the engine. Luckily for us though we’re only two minutes away from a free campground and my cell phone has service. We do a bit of research online and make a few phone calls. We come up with our best option which was to purchase a roadside service plan for only $80 US and it becomes effective within 24 hours. The benefits not only cover a tow but I also see that it covers accommodation.

For the next three nights we camp at Jamieson Creek while we anxiously bide our time. Derek is thinking the worst and worried about how much it’s going to cost to fix a vehicle we only just bought a week ago! I try and stay positive despite my concerns. I try and focus on the good things – I mean how upset could we really be when we’re stranded at none other than the gorgeous coastline along The Great Ocean Road!

We spend the hours relaxing on the beach and hiking around. We actually get to see a koala for the first time sleeping in a eucalypt right by our campsite. He stays sleeping there all afternoon until around dusk when he makes his way down from his spot and through the middle of our camp.

The next day as we’re making lunch a kangaroo hops in our camp and hangs around awhile grazing on some nearby patches of grass. We’re loving all of our animal encounters, we’ve never seen these animals in the wild so it’s really cool how close they come. Every evening when the sun starts setting we hear what sounds like monkeys up in the trees. All these new animal sounds in Australia are crazy and we knew the wildlife here was going to be really unique. We later find out that these sounds are actually birds called Kookaburras. They’re also known as “Laughing Jacks”. They make their loud “koo-koo-koo-koo-koo-kaa-kaa-kaa” sound to mark their territory and they sound just like monkeys. Derek would come to love the “kookies” as he refers to them as, so much so that he wishes he could have one as a pet. I never knew how much he liked birds!

Day 127 3/13/18

Finally, it’s Tuesday, the holiday is over and the auto shops have reopened. We call to get a tow into Lorne; the closest beach town to us and we’re backtracking slightly because we’ve already been here to go surfing. We meet Alex, he works for Lorne Automotive which is affiliated with the roadside service company we purchased. Before they assume you need a tow they do some diagnostics to see if the problem can be solved roadside. So he first takes a look under our hood and starts tinkering around. Within five minutes he declares that we have a coolant leak but he’s not sure if it’s a simple fix with a hose or if the problem is more serious and to determine it has to be brought into the shop.

We hop in his tow truck and he’s full steam ahead winding around the corners like it’s a NASCAR racetrack. We slide back and forth on his bench seat with each slight curve while he tells us about being a local in Lorne and his plans to vacation soon in Queensland. We share our road trip plans and he gives us some tips. Before we know it we’re at the shop but they’re super busy because it’s the first day open after a holiday weekend. They give us the option to be driven into town while they have time to diagnose the issue. That works for us and we decide to get ourselves a campsite at the local campground since we figure it’s going to take at least a day or so before our Bon gets repaired.

We go to eat lunch at a place called The Bottle of Milk known for their burgers and shakes. After being in the bush for a while it’s nice to treat ourselves to a meal cooked by someone else. The burger is delicious! Shortly after lunch we get the call about what’s going on with our car. The water pump needs to be replaced and they have to order the part which will take a few days and will set us back $840 AU! We’re feeling pretty shitty about our luck and annoyed that we only purchased this car about a week ago and we’re already having major issues. We’re stuck, there’s nothing else we can do but agree to pay. It’s not like there’s any other shops nearby to get a second quote so we move forward with the repair. They tell us it will be ready in a couple days so we’re in limbo as we wait for Bon to be repaired. We have to camp in Lorne for the next two nights as we await our home to be repaired.

Day 128 3/14/18

Today gets special mention because we’re foodies, this morning we take a walk through town to go eat breakfast at a highly recommended TripAdvisor cafe called the Swing Bridge Cafe. It’s not only the best breakfast we’ve ever tasted, according to Derek it’s the best meal we’ve eaten on our entire trip thus far! And I agree, it was so delicious! We ordered the Wakie Wakie Breakfast Sandwich and a Toastie with a side of fried eggs, and as our good friend Lesley would say it was absolutely divine!

Day 129 3/15/18

We’re waiting anxiously to hear from the auto shop when our car will be ready. They told us they would call today when it was ready, likely before noon. Well it’s now after 2pm and no news, we finally call them and it’s not good news! The part they ordered was the wrong measurements by millimetres! They tell us that they’ve ordered the right part but it’s coming from Sydney and will take a few days. It’s Thursday today and now they’re telling us it will be ready by Monday. Worst possible outcome because we’re supposed to be in Southern Australia by Friday to register our car.

We hang up the phone and contemplate our options. We really don’t want to have to pay for camping but our options are limited. There’s a free camping area but it’s far from town and without a car makes it difficult. Finally, I remember that the roadside service plan I bought said something about covering accommodations. We call right away to find out the details of our benefits. Sure enough they cover a maximum of $750 for accomodation and $150 per day. They get us fixed up at The Mantra, a very nice resort and just like that we’ve went from sleeping on the cold ground to a nice comfy queen, bubbling hot jacuzzi and an included buffet breakfast! They send a taxi to collect us and chauffeur us to what we would call luxurious from what we’re used to. For the next four nights we take it all in and enjoy some relaxation, we even rent a movie from their Video EZY (Redbox). We hardly ever get to watch TV, so even a rented movie is a treat. The buffet breakfast was so good too! They had made to order eggs, Bloody Mary bar and all the French toast you could eat.

Day 133 3/19/18

It’s Monday now and Bon is finally ready, we’re finally back on the road now after a 10 day delay! We immediately drive to Southern Australia and by our surprise the woman that helped us out waived the late fee we expected to pay like it was no problem. That was such a relief because the car repair really threw a wrench into our monthly budget. There is one more caveat for us to be able to register in this state we’re supposed to have a residential address. They realize travellers are special circumstances so they have an option where if you spend a minimum of one night somewhere in town you can put the address of the place as your residential address. We head to the local holiday park and pay $20 AU for a place to park Bon, a receipt with the address and a hot shower.

Day 134 3/20/18

We’ve spent 18 hours in Southern Australia, got what we came for and it’s time to keep moving to catch up on some lost time. When we leave SA behind it feels like our trip has finally begun. We have plans to spend the next few days in the Grampians National Park. Known for its majestic mountain landscapes we’re excited to check out Australia’s natural beauty.

There were some bad bushfires through Southern Victoria that we had to keep an eye on road closures throughout this area. We have seen some bad wildfires before living in Arizona and have seen the catastrophic damage its can cause. One of the first things we learned about bushfires in AU is that the Aboriginal people really counted on the advantages of them for all different reasons. For example, they learnt to harness and control fire to skillfully burn landscapes for access, to maintain a pattern of vegetation and encourage new growth that could attract game.

We hike a trail called Picaninny for 2.4 k round trip and it gives us a stunning glimpse of the bigger mountains we came to see in the distance. With a taste of what the Grampians has to offer we head to find camp and make dinner before it gets dark.

Day 135 3/21/18

Today is a very special one, we’re celebrating 15 wonderful years together! It’s hard to believe it’s been that long, time has just flown right by us. We’ve grown up together, learned our way together and now exploring the world together. Life can’t get any better! It feels amazing to have each other and we’re going to keep on growing together.

So what to do on such a joyful day, we hike to the highest point in the Grampians – Mt. Williams. It’s a 4 km trek round trip on a paved path. Despite the wind picking up as we ascend the sun beats down and warms us right up. It also bakes the dew on the pathway and we see steam floating up from the ground. The smell of tea tree fills our noses and it’s so refreshing to be here, seeing and experiencing a new place. The top offers us stunning 360 views and as I’m capturing the beauty I get a phone call. Didn’t think I would have service here so I was quite surprised. It was my parents calling to wish us a happy anniversary!

On the way back down we are both caught in our tracks when we see a snake in the middle of the pathway. We watch it for a few minutes and it’s very still, Derek snaps a few photos and I get the hell outta there by running as fast as I can away from danger!

Afterwards, we head to tour the Brambuk (cockatoo) Cultural Center which offers a lot of insight on how the indigenous people lived off these lands for thousands of years. There we talk to a park ranger and show her the picture of the snake we saw. She confirms for us that it was the Tiger Snake, one of the most venomous snakes in the world.

We’re finally ready to head to camp and prepare a nice dinner and share a bottle of champagne to celebrate our anniversary. As we’re preparing our dinner a young gal traveling alone asks me if we have an axe for her to break up some firewood. I tell her no sorry we don’t have an axe and that my husband actually just left to go scavenge for some wood. An older man camping nearby overhears this and says that he has an axe with plenty of wood. He offers to have a shared campfire with everyone. I say yes, definitely that works for us. Just as Derek returns Gary the older man comes over and they get the fire going as I focus on making our dinner. I enlist Derek’s next job to be cracking open the bottle of champagne. After he pours our glasses we share a cheers and Gary asks what we’re celebrating. We fill in our newly met fellow campers about it being our fifteen year anniversary today and just then Gary’s wife Laura walks over to say hello. She came just as I was saying how Derek and I are high school sweethearts and she gushes with congratulatory happiness. She tells us her and Gary’s love story, they met in the third grade and got married on 6/25/77. She tells us that they’re just about to celebrate their forty first anniversary. She also happens to have a wedding day picture saved on her phone from the day try got married!

We share a wonderful evening sitting by a big bonfire, drinking wine and making new friends. We love that everyday is something different; you never know who you’re going to meet or how the night might end up going but that’s what makes it such an adventure. We didn’t plan on spending our anniversary with anyone else but the two of us but we gladly took the offer of a community campfire and thoroughly enjoyed the company.

Day 136 3/22/18

We’re slow to wake this morning due to being slightly hungover from all the goon(wine) last night. We’re not big wine drinkers and it’s easy to forget that wine has quite the high alcohol content because it goes down so smoothly. After we finally roll out of bed we see that Gary and Laura are packing up their vehicle. Gary offers us some coffee but we don’t drink coffee so I graciously decline. Right before they drive away in their “El Cheapo” (rented Jucy van) they come over to say goodbyes. He hands me his business card while laughing and says if we’re ever in their neck of the woods to come on by! They have property in Durango, CO and in their circle of friends it’s a sort of joke to have a “land card”. So the business card is covered in a picture of their dog running through their backyard meadow. Love it!!

Day 137 3/23/18

We head back down the scenic Great Ocean road in the direction we came from to hit all the main highlights that we skipped on the way to The Grampians. Here, in Port Campbell National Park there is an extraordinary collection of wave sculpted rock formations amongst golden cliffs and spectacular archways in ocean carved canyons.

The world famous rock formation called the Twelve Apostles stands in these waters. These majestic limestone pillars are slowly but surly crumbling away from the constant wild crashing waves of the Southern Ocean. There are only eight apostles that still stand, the ninth one collapsed as recent as 2005.

Besides the interesting landscapes Australia has to offer I’m also finding the cultural learning a valuable part of our trip. Throughout the national parks and reserves there is acknowledgement of the Traditional Aboriginal Land Owners in the form of informational plaques about the origin of tribes and usage of the land. Through their cultural traditions, Aboriginal people maintain their connection to their ancestral lands and waters to this day.

Day 140 3/26/18

Today we make our way over to Phillip Island, this gem is known as the state of Victoria’s wildlife island because they have a variety of unique animals like penguins, seals and migrating whales. First, we went to check out a koala conservation center. There we learned lots of interesting facts about koalas that we never knew. For example, it’s sad but true the koala population is devastated by chlamydia! It causes blindness, infertility and can ultimately be fatal, so sad! We really enjoyed our visit though, there were treetop boardwalks throughout that provided an unobstructed view of these amazing marsupials in the tall gum trees above. You’ll mostly find koalas resting in the trees because they have to conserve energy since their whole diet is based on eucalyptus leaves. They rarely even drink water because they get most of their hydration from these wondrous leaves.

Later, we go for a stroll along the boardwalks at The Nobbies headland. There we get spectacular views of coastal scenery overlooking Bass Strait. The boardwalks take you through natural sea bird gardens and if you’re there at high tide you get the thrill of witnessing thunderous blowholes below. If you come at the right season during the Antarctic winter you can get epic views of migrating whales making their way from arctic waters to breed in the warmer tropical water of Australia.

For this evening we bought tickets to see one of the largest penguin colonies in Australia. Every evening on Summerland Beach just after sunset hundreds of these penguins emerge from the water and do what the locals lovingly call “The Penguin Parade”. We couldn’t resist getting glimpse of their waddling from the sea to their burrows on land. These particular penguins were really special because they are the smallest penguins in the world and are also known as fairy penguins!

We arrived early to get a good viewing spot and waited an hour in the rainy cold weather but it was all worth it for the experience of seeing these fantastic creatures upclose! They come on the shore in separate groups of as little as three to as large as twenty. They make their way slowly and cautiously checking for predators first and when the time is right they scamper across the sand at mighty speeds. A cool fact about them that I thought was really cute is that they love their home sweet home because they always go back to the same burrow and share it with their faithful partner during breeding season.

Day 143 3/29/18

Today we start our first overnight backpacking trip to Sealers Cove in Wilsons Promontory.

We were only able to reserve the campground for one evening because the rest of the weekend was all booked up. The track first takes you on a steady incline up rocky bluffs then winds down along a boardwalk through thick ferns. We were amazed at how long the boardwalk snaked on for but we knew that we were finally approaching the ocean when the air became heavy with dew. The trees parted and gave way to a sandy entrance in the cove. It was so peaceful there because it was just us and an army of soldier crabs scurrying across the beach. We set up camp and decide to go for a swim, it’s a windy afternoon and the clouds opened just in time to let the sun shine down and warm us up.

In the evening, as we’re gathering everything to start cooking dinner we hear something scratching at the back of our tent! Suddenly, there’s a bunch of commotion and crazy noises. We figure out it’s a bunch of possums fighting for territory. If you’ve never heard what a possum sounds like; it’s the ugliest animal sound ever! Screeching, growling nasty little things. We finally leave the tent to heat up our dinner and we look up into the trees and realize that we’ve placed our tent right under their home. There’s six or more of them hanging out right above us. As we cook we’ve got twelve gnarly eyes following our every move! Needless to say after our dinner is ready we rush back inside the tent to eat. Once we lay our heads down for the night we try and drift off to sleep hearing growling noises for the next few hours.

Day 144 3/30/18

We plan to hike out of the cove this afternoon because there’s a river crossing right before the campground and low tide is not until 2 pm. However, the weather takes a turn for the worse and it starts raining. We’re now feeling anxious to get going so we can pack away our tent away before it’s drenched. We decide to forge the river’s high water and put on our bathing suits to do so. The water only ended up coming up to our thighs so it wasn’t a problem after all.

On our hike out we’re surprised to see mobs of people hiking in. Then we realize why the whole weekend was booked up when we checked availability, it’s Easter this Sunday! So glad that we got a spot when we did and beat the crowd. It seems as though Australian’s take as many days off for holidays as they can. Not only do they have off for Good Friday but they also have off the Monday after. When I asked a park ranger at the visitor center why Monday is considered a holiday too, she said because it’s Easter Monday of course! Easter Monday?! Never heard of it!

Our total backpacking hike ends up being 20.4 km, not bad for an overnight trip. After our hike we’re ready to cool off at the beach so we relax on Norman Beach for awhile. Earlier on our trip I had found bunny ears at one of our campgrounds. Knowing Easter was right around the corner I snatched them up only to bring them out to take some silly photos on the beach.

Day 149 4/4/18

Groggily waking up this morning, I part the curtains to find a herd of kangaroos bouncing about outside our bedroom window! We watch them graze and play for a while then get up to make breakfast. Derek’s famous Eggie’s-in-a-Basket go down easily because they are so scrumptious! After our tummies are satisfied Derek goes for a walk amongst the roos, he’s on a mission to find a kangaroo skull and he does.

Just like the sheep skull on Hal in NZ, Derek wanted to find a good ornament for Bon and it’s only fitting for it to be a kangaroo skull. So in bogan (Australian redneck) fashion Derek ceremoniously attaches the skull to Bon. We hope that this roo spirit looks out for us and brings us good fortune on our travels.

Day 150 4/5/18

I’ve been looking forward to driving into Alpine National Park to get a glimpse of Australia’s stunning landscapes with mountain peaks as the backdrop. My happy place has always been a scenery filled with mountains, dense forest and tall pine trees. This is where I feel at home and grounded with Mother Nature. We hope to someday own land in this sort of terrain and build a self sustainable life there. We made one dream come true and I won’t stop at anything to make my other dreams into a reality too!

We find camp today in a town called Colac Colac, there’s caravan park there alongside the flowing Corryong Creek. The place is packed and we find out that it’s so busy because this weekend this small town hosts the annual Man From Snowy River Festival. Thanks to that girl Heather we met earlier in our trip we know all about that poem. It’s really cool that it’s come full circle now; first learning about the Aussie icon BJ Patterson and now visiting a town that hosts a commemorative event in his honor. Despite how busy the holiday park is we are given a nice open grassy patch right alongside the creek. Later on, we get treated to a beautiful sunset with stunning hues.

Day 151 4/6/18

Time to find out what “The Man from Snowy River” is all about. We visit the grave site of Jack Riley, the supposed man from the poem. There was lots of speculation on who this unnamed man was and over the years many have come forward claiming to be him. Some people believe that the tale wasn’t written of a single man but that it was a generalization about all country men.

We walked around the small town of Corryong and there was a farmers market that we did a little shopping at buying produce from local vendors. Before we head out Derek buys a fishing pole and and we purchase a license online. We’re excited to fish all the waterways in New South Wales from the freshwater creeks to the salty rivers.

Day 152 4/7/18

In Alpine National Park the town of Thredbo is a popular ski village and while the snow covered slopes can be busy in the winter when the warmer months come around the dirt paths are ruled by mountain bikers. This quaint town is also home to one of the famous Seven Summits called Mt Kosciuszko. This is the tallest mountain in Australia and the other famous six mountains each belong to a different continent. The alluring Mt. Everest is the tallest of the seven with Mt Kosciuszko being the smallest. This has been our first opportunity to climb any of them therefore we made a point to do it. There are a few different options on starting points but what worked best for us was taking the chairlift up to begin at the top of where the ski slopes start.

This challenging track was quite amazing, most of the walk was on boardwalks that took us past rocky granite outcrops, alpine wildflowers and across the famous Snowy River all while the country’s highest mountain loomed in the distance.

When the day was through we had hiked a total of 17 km. On the way back we knew we wouldn’t make it to the chairlift before it closed so we took our time and hiked all the way back down to town center.

Day 154 4/9/18

We’ve made it to the capital city of Australia, Canberra. First on our list was to head up to Mt. Ainslie to get a birds eye view of the city. Right away we noticed the unique design of the town center; the main street called ANZAC Way leads directly to their Parliament House and has numerous war memorials and sculptures dotted along the way. A plaque there tells us that in 1913 there was an international contest for the city’s design and a blueprint by American architects Walter Burley Griffin and Marion Mahony Griffin was selected. The Griffins’ plan featured geometric shapes of circles, hexagons and triangles, and was meant to fit naturally into the vegetation and significant landmarks in the Australian Capital Territory.

After visiting the local information center we find out that there’s lots of free guided tours to do around town. We decide to take advantage of this over the next few days. First on our list is the National War Memorial. The tour was really amazing because the gentlemen that took us around provided specific information and stories about war veterans which added a nice personal touch. Surrounding the reflection pool there were walls inscribed with fallen soldiers names and adorned with hundreds of beautiful red poppies.

For this evening we planned to do dinner and a movie, we’ve been wanting to see the movie Ready Player One since we heard good reviews from friends. We’re in luck too because the theater has half priced Monday’s on tickets so we save an extra $20. Instead we spend it on happy hour and we enjoy a couple extra beers and margaritas at a local mexican joint. After dinner we kill some time before our late showing movie and check out the Canberra Casino. Pull up chairs at the video roulette table and try and work some magic. Not twenty minutes later our fun is spent, literally. Off to the show.

Day 155 4/10/18

First on our list today is the Canberra Mint where we get the opportunity to see where all the coins in Australia are made. We take a tour and learn the history of coins here and see some rare coins on display. After we head to the National Library where currently the oldest existing Australian map from the 1600’s was on exhibit.

Just kidding, this one was a cute cartoon one we saw there. The oldest map was cool to look at but it was hard to photograph because they have to minimize the amount of light that shines on the surface to perserve it.

In the afternoon we head back to the National War Memorial that we went to yesterday because we heard that they put on a daily service every evening that shouldn’t be missed. During this ceremony they commemorate one of the 102,000 Australians that gave their lives in war and other operations by telling their story. It was truly a unique experience, we got to hear the Australian National Anthem and watched as the soldiers living relatives paid respects by leaving floral wreaths by the Pool of Reflection, it was very moving.

Finally, we head to find camp for the evening, it’s just a truck stop off the main highway but we chose it because it’s free and close to town. Lucky for us it’s a bit nicer than your typical truck stop because there’s a nice park and grassy field. Still, with it being right by the road the noise and lights may keep us up so we drive out on the grassy field as far as we can and try and to find a nice secluded area hoping that we won’t be bothered by anyone. We head to bed shortly after parking because it’s been a long day of exploring and we’re both feeling pretty tired.

Then, around midnight I’m startled awake because I start hearing some really strange sounds outside our car. I fade in and out of sleep as I wonder what the heck is going on outside our vehicle. It’s almost inaudible but it sounds like two people messed up on “bath salts” with the way they were laughing/crying/screaming all in one breath. Finally, I’m coherent enough that I start nudging Derek awake because a feeling of fear courses through my veins. Something just didn’t seem right and I was feeling afraid and wondering why these people were so close to our car when we parked away from everyone. It took Derek a few minutes to come to and realize that what we were hearing was actually people because to him it sounded like an injured animal making crazy noises. Finally though we were starting to make out distinct words and we heard a girl yelling for help. Still though, we were weary to go out there to help because we didn’t know what these people were on or if they were mentally unstable and meant us harm.

Derek (after having flashbacks of watching all the YouTube videos of people on bath salts and the guy in Florida that ate someone) decides it’s time to get the authorities involved, he dials “000” Australia’s emergency number and tells the operator that we could be in trouble and that we were concerned for our safety. About five minutes later the police arrive and as they walk towards our vehicle they’re shining their flashlights and we finally get a glimpse of our “perpetrator”. We see a girl in front of our car stuck in the barbed wire fence we were parked next to. She’s curled up on the ground with vomit all over her and her hair and shirt are all tangled up in the fence. Ok so obviously not any kind of threat, thankfully! The situation then turns quite funny as we find out that it’s a young couple that got way too drunk for their own good and tried smoking incense?! That’s what we overheard them telling to cops which they proceeded to laugh at them too! And this girls boyfriend wins the worst boyfriend award because they both had stumbled down near our car and when she got stuck in the fence he left her and the cops found him asleep in their car! What is becoming of the younger generations these days haha!!

Day 156 4/11/18

Today we go to explore the Canberra Arboretum, here we learn all about the gum tree. There are numerous types of gums throughout Australia and different climates and terrains determine which ones grow in that area. Gum trees aren’t only good for their eucalyptus oil for humans, a koala’s diet is completely based on the hearty leaves of this magnificent plant. Next, we stop to check out an exhibit of bonzi trees. I never realized there were so many different types of trees that could artfully be grown in this style. I absolutely love the forest and some of them were miniature forests!

At the end of our tour I noticed that there were large letters written out on the field but I couldn’t make out what they said. When our guide finished talking I asked what it said and she told us it was the words “wide brown land”. She tells us that it’s from the poem “My Country” written by an Australian poet named Dorothea Mackellar. All the locals in our tour group proceed to recite it aloud to us.

“I love a sunburnt country,

A land of sweeping plains,

Of ragged mountain ranges,

Of droughts and flooding rains.

I love her far horizons,

I love her jewel-sea,

Her beauty and her terror

The wide brown land for me!”

After, we head to the National Gallery of Australia to look at some artwork. There we get our very own tour guide to take us around and give interpretations of the artwork. It was really cool having a one on one experience with our guide as she was very knowledgeable. We’re mostly interested in seeing the Aboriginal artists, painters and sculptors to learn more about Australia’s original land owners. Most of their works are painted with an aerial view and use a series of dots and lines to depict the land they originated from. For the paints they traditionally used ochre (a natural clay earth pigment). Most of the artwork shows perspectives of their land, meeting places, and watering holes and will include great milestones throughout life such as birth, death and dream time stories passed through generations about animals and spirits.

Day 158 4/13/18

There’s clear skies and the sun is shining bright this morning making it a perfect day for beach yoga. First, I play a meditation session from this app called Calm. The only app I’ve ever purchased on my phone is the game Catan but more recently I’ve tried a trial session of this Calm app and I’m hooked! I bought a year membership when the trial was up. It has numerous meditations and calming music you can listen to. However, my absolute favorite part of the app is the sleep section, there you can play bedtime stories for adults! I know it sounds funny but they actually really work because the narrator’s voices are so soft and relaxing that typically in the first ten minutes Derek and I are both zonked out.

We spend the afternoon on another beach nearby called Myrtle Beach. Derek wants to check it out because it’s close by and we read good reviews on our WikiCamps app. We bring a packed lunch and have a picnic there, it’s a beautiful spot and it’s packed. After, we drive to find camp and see that the camping area is a small loop of only about ten spots. As we circle around the loop we see that all the spots are taken already. Then a guy flags us down to talk to him, he’s really friendly and introduces himself as Glenn. He starts mentioning that his friend Mick is parked in one of the other spots nearby and that there’s plenty of extra space there if we don’t mind sharing. We gratefully take him up on this and go park Bon. He walks over to introduce us to his friend Mick. We get to talking with them while I start making some whiskey sours for us to enjoy. They’re a riot and have us engaged and laughing the whole time. They are fun, interesting, quirky and down right hilarious. They are the most Australian people we’ve met so far! We learn that they just met at this campsite a few days ago, here I thought they were old friends because of their shared energy and connection. Then they introduce us to another guy that they met while camping there and his name is none other than Clancy! Like from BJ Patterson’s poem “Clancy from the Overflow”!

We start talking about the native birds and how they make such crazy noises. Also mick mentions how getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck and as I’m asking Clancy if he’s ever been shit on by a bird.. he gets shit on by a bird! Jeez what are the odds?! Clancy tells me that this isn’t the first time it’s happened either, too funny! A little later we meet Glenn’s wife Sarah and she is 8 months pregnant with a baby girl that they’re going to name Kitty. After dinner we have some drinks and sit by the campfire listening to good music. They turn us on to some really good Australian bands and Glenn shows us some the of fun toys he brought with them. He told me about his time as a circus performer and how he learned to dance with fire and do flame throwing. He’s got me totally interested in seeing his performance so I egg on everyone to go down to the beach for a fire show! Derek cuts off the top of a soda bottle and fills it with some of our extra fuel we carry with us in our gas reserve tank. That way they can dip the baton and swinging nunchucks in it before they set them aflame. It’s show time! Glenn goes first and of course he’s awesome at it, he moves methodically and he’s so chill getting into the groove of the music.

Up next is Derek and of course he’s a maniac with them, his movement is quite disorganized but hilarious!

Then comes Mick and he’s even more of a psycho with these things swinging awfully close to where we were sitting. At one point he even catches on fire!

What an amazingly fun and interesting night we had with these strangers that became friends instantaneously! We live for experiences like this and we’re so glad to meet them. Before the night closes Glenn makes an announcement that they will stay camping one more evening just to hang out with everyone. Yes! We get one more night of fun with these awesome Aussie’s!

Day 160 4/15/18

We’re ready to head off after breakfast this morning as it’s time to keep moving on since there is so much more to see and do. Before we say our goodbyes Mick gives us some tips on great places worth a stop and camping areas that he really likes. Then he hands us a plastic bag full of an old tattered book that he’s just finished reading and wants to pass it on to us because he thinks we’ll really appreciate it. I open the bag to find a book named Shantaram and it has multiple torn off pages and is on it’s last read. He confirms that the pages are all there and with excitement he convincingly promises that this book is worth the read! We’re honored to accept the gift and we assure him that we’ll definitely read it. We go on to exchange our info with everyone so we can keep in touch and say goodbye.

Derek heads to Jervis Bay a place that is home to Hyams Beach which is known for having the whitest sand beach in the world! What a treat, the sand felt so fine between our toes and we sit and relax for a while taking it all in.

Afterwards, we enter an area known as Kangaroo Valley which as the name implies you can guess is full of these bouncing marsupials. It also has an amazing free campsite that Mick turned us onto called Bendeela campground. This camping area is unique because it’s a nature reserve where wombats roam and are protected. We never would have known about this place but we’re so glad we took a locals advice because we’ve never seen so many wombats in one place. It was awesome plus the grounds were beautiful and we were treated to a beautiful sunset.

Reflection:

From the coast and the shires to the hinterlands and the outback Australia has been one amazing destination! Being here, seeing all the wildlife and meeting people from all different cultures has shown us that life on Earth is not just a series of separated countries and isolated communities but that we’re all apart of one big global ecosystem. We’re all connected and we all share similar dreams and desires no matter where your from. We’re excited to wander on because it’s time to explore further and meet more of the Mick’s, Glenn’s and Clancy’s Australia has to offer!

Reminiscing About the Company We Keep

Someone recently told me that the only thing constant in life is change; so you might as well learn to embrace it.

I’d like to say that the choice to leave our home behind for the sake of travel was an easy one, after all who doesn’t want to travel long term?! However, it was not a decision taken lightly. We had an established life going that we spent a lot of time and effort to build up. I went to school and started a career that I was passionate about in Dental Hygiene. I worked for a stellar office for four years with wonderful co-workers and awesome patients. Derek had it made; a dream job as a travel agent working from home. On his breaks during the day taking a dip in the pool or going for a hot tub soak. We bought and lived in our home for eight years and made a warm and cozy sanctuary in our backyard. Leaving our family and friends behind of course we knew would be difficult. We are highly social individuals who value our friendships and cherish the fun we have with our amazing friends. We are very close to our family and spend a lot of quality time creating new memories.

We knew leaving all of this behind would be hard but we also knew that most of what we would miss would be right there waiting for us when we returned. Our imaginations soared with all the possibilities that were waiting for us abroad.

Then there was that little inner voice that kept asking, why not, what’s really holding us back? Why shouldn’t we pursue our dreams? Those questions were all easy to answer, we could embrace change and give up everything familiar for the fulfilment that traveling the world would bring. The hard part was the logistics of such a venture. The selling of our house and most of our things, the placement of the things we wanted to keep and our dear kitty “Teddy Bear”. There was a transition period we spent living with family members while we got everything in order before we left. That’s where the support of a lot of our friends and family came in. Their generosity will never be forgotten and it meant so much to us to have their encouragement during this life change.

It also took a lot of ambition and courage on our part to get to where we are today. A year ago it seemed like we had a mountain to climb but slowly, surly and with a bit of determination we summited that mountain and now we’re enjoying the view for a while.

We are still overwhelmed with gratitude to this day. We’re living our dream and even though it’s already been six months it’s still very surreal. Now each day brings change – a new destination, a new sunrise and sunset, new friends, and a new appreciation for life.

This blog post goes out to the company we keep – to all of our friends and family who have helped make travel a reality. We miss and love you all!

Here’s a look back at the epic going away party that was put together for us. It was such a great way to say goodbye to everyone.

Tropical JELLO shots!!

Thank you Rick, Lesley and Alma for hosting!!

Families are like branches on a tree, we grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one.

Friends are the family you choose!

Enjoying a luau before Hawaii!

Party animals!! Tila, Shirtless, Pusher, Squatter, HB and Little Stick

This little piggy got wrapped in banana leaves, this little piggy baked in the ground, this little piggy emerged after 18 hours and fed over 100 people in the crowd!

#neighbors #garagelife #weekends

Throwback to highschool buddies!

Feeling good! Party time, excellent!

Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I’ll miss you until we meet again!

Lords and Legends

Our North Island Experience

“And some things that should have never been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth.”

J.R.R. Tolkien

Day 72 1/17/18

It’s our first full day on the North Island, we make our way to the Weta Workshop to start. Weta is an industry leader in special effects and props for big title movies like Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit Trilogy, District 9, Avatar, Mad Max: Fury Road and Blade Runner 2049 to name a few. We check out the props and watch a movie about the history and future of the company, I didn’t realize they had worked on so many great movies!

In the gift shop they sell THE Ring, the one to rule them all; precious. Or at least replicas made by Jans Hansen who made the real one too. There was a solid gold one for $1,200 NZD that I wanted, Cass wasn’t having any of that so we get some pics and move on.

After, we drive up Mt. Victoria which is supposed to have the best views of the city and it does. There are also walking paths and playgrounds, I monkey around a bit on the playgrounds and go down a fun slide several times that is built into the hillside.

Wellington is the busiest city we’ve been in since arriving to NZ and the pace of the city is quite different from the small towns of the South Island. Traffic is in effect today and it seems like the roads here are narrower than in the States. I hit a city bus with Hal. Then make our way to the botanical gardens. The Gardens are nice with a bunch of hilly sections….oh you want to know about the bus instead of some boring gardens? Ok…Soooo…

I am coming up to a busy intersection, there is a city bus on the left picking people up about 50 feet back from the light and I need to make a left. There is a line of cars in my lane and no cars in front of the bus with a small opening for me to switch into the left lane in front of the bus. I take the opening and as I turn in front of the bus my back left bumper grazes the front right bumper of the bus. Fuck! The bus honks at me and I can’t fathom how I hit him, I had enough space to fit! I think to myself he must have started moving forward as I started passing him, effectively closing my gap resulting in the collision. The light turns green and I bolt! Adios muchaco!

We pull up to the gardens and I get out to check the damage and there is none, other than a bright yellow streak on the bumper. I get a paper towel and water and rub most of it off to hide the evidence. I sit back in the car and Cass and I discuss the repercussions, perhaps the bus camera got my plate and now the 5-0 are looking for me, or maybe the camera shows the bus driver at fault and they don’t follow up on it. I am pondering all these things and gaze out the drivers door window and there is a cop, staring at me from his patrol car. My heart drops! Fuck that was fast I think. I nod his way nervously, he doesn’t nod back. He is in traffic and just so happen to be stuck right next to me. Hahaha, he drives on as the light turns green. The universe has a sick sense of humor fucking with me like that. My heart rate lowers to a normal level again and we walk the gardens for an hour or so, enjoying the afternoon.

Last thing we hit is the Museum of New Zealand Te Papa. Cass and I agree that this is the best museum to date and spend hours exploring. The exhibits are exemplary and give us great insight of New Zealand’s past history and the culture that makes it truly unique. The greatest part was the War Exibit on level one. Weta Workshop had a hand on this one creating enormous life like figures of war heroes.

New Zealand’s majority of casualties occured on the Gallipoli Peninsula in Turkey during the 1st World War. This exhibit tells the story of the ANZAC (Australian and New Zealand Army Corps) offensive into the Ottomans forces. The battle rages on, the ANZAC hit a wall of bullets daily and trench warfare ensued for months gaining and losing ground daily. Eventually, the prospect of victory waned with casualties in the hundred thousands and the ANZAC pulled their troops off of the beaches. The battle was lost but the war would eventually be won. The Gallipli Campaign would become the foundation stone of New Zealand’s national identity. In both NZ and AUS they celebrate ANZAC day on April 25th to commemerate all the veterans who served and died in the line of duty. We Americans and Kiwis have more in common than differences and I look forward to learning more of this great countries history.

Day 73 1/18/18

This morning as Derek is walking to the bathroom he sees bushes of wild blackberries. He eats a few before returning to Hal but doesn’t mention them until we’re about to leave. I asked him why he was holding out on me?! I wanted to try some local wild berries too! We head down the trail to forage and we end up filling a whole bowl up. With our fingers stained purple we head out to the town of Masterton.

There’s a park there called Queen Elizabeth’s Park that we want to walk around. When we get there and take a look at the posted map we see there’s an area that says Deer Park and has a symbol of a deer. I tell Derek there must be deer there! He has doubts but agrees that why would they put that symbol there unless there were real deer. On our way to find Bambi we stop and have a go at a few of the playground rides.

Then we carry on, as we approach a large fenced area we spot a few does laying lazily underneath the trees. We then see the buck standing tall on top of a platform. It looked as though he were posing like a statue. His antlers were enormous, rigid and plentiful. We walk the barrier and find the fawns grazing and sticking their noses through the fence eating grass from some young children. We enjoy watching them for a while and Derek feeds them too. I capture some pictures and am amazed because I’ve never seen this many deer so close before.

We find it crazy that they’re here on display behind a fence. We’re used to only seeing them in the wild back home but the fact is that so far in New Zealand we’ve seen many deer farms just never this close. Usually dotted along the long stretches of country roads between the many sheep farms.

Our last stop of the day is at Pukaha Mount Bruce which is a giant walk-through aviary. The main attraction here is a White Kiwi named Manukura. She’s a very rare type because most of them are brown and it’s not that she’s albino but that both of her parents carried the recessive white feather gene! Kiwis are NZ’s national bird, they are flightless and nocturnal so spotting them in the wild is scarce. We’ve been wanting to see one since we got here so to be able to see a rare type was pretty cool.

Later, we meet the guest stars at Mount Bruce the Kaka’s; they are boisterous native parrots. A ranger comes out to feed them during their “circus hour” and gives an informative talk all about them. They are intelligent and love to socialize. In one legend, the noisy Kaka unwittingly plays a key role in the demise of the god Maui.

Legend has it that he was attempting to steal immortality from Hine-nui-te-po, the goddess of death, when the piwaiwaka (fantail) caught sight of his antics and started to laugh. The piwaiwaka’s laughter, in turn, made the loud Kaka roar with laughter, waking Hine-nui-te-po who killed Maui.

Day 74 1/19/18

Today we relax on the shores of the Manawatu River. Early in the morning Derek goes for a swim to wake up and get refreshed. Later, we realize that he has taken a bath in toxic river water! We didn’t see the sign until after his swim that alerts campers that the water may pose a health threat. Unfortunately, the sign wasn’t very big or in a clearly visible place to warn people. It said that there may be black algae present that hosts a toxic cyanobacteria that can cause skin irritation, potentially kill dogs and is unsafe for drinking even after boiling. Geez, we even washed our dishes in this water! Fortunately, after seeing the sign we went down to take a look and didn’t actually see any signs of the black algae. Which should have been easy to spot because the sign said to look for slimy black mats and/or a strong musty smell. Luckily, we found neither of these so figured we were in the clear, phew! The sad fact is that two-thirds of New Zealand’s fresh water rivers are too polluted to swim in and half of its lakes are irreversibly damaged! This pollution is due majorly in part to the farming industry.

In the afternoon, we hit up the Tui Brewery for some lunch and brews. Derek loves hoppy beers so he goes for their IPA and I prefer lagers so I try the Golden. We order some nachos and go sit outside enjoying the nice day. What we’ve noticed since being in NZ is the difference in service you get eating out compared to the US. Overall, it’s good service it’s just that every restaurant is different and at first you’re not sure if the server will come to your table to take your order or you have to go to the bar to order. We wished across the board it would be the same so you knew when you walk into a joint what you’re supposed to do! We’ve found that the rule of thumb is if there’s a hostess that seats you, you’ll get table-side service. If not, it’s up to you to get what you need. In the US servers seem to be a bit more attentive because they’re working hard for their tips, here the servers make such a high hourly rate and don’t rely on tips so service is hit or miss.

As we’re enjoying our lunch all of a sudden a helicopter is lowering down on the lot next to the brew house. I ask one of the servers what was going on and she laughs and says that the owner has a pilot license and is always taking friends and family out for a spin. Must be nice!

Day 75 1/20/18

As I have said, Derek is on a mission to hit every nude beach that he can on this trip. This time it was unbeknownst to me.. we arrive to Ocean Beach and have lunch (clothed) before we head down to the beach (wearing bathing suits). As we’re walking the beach I ask Derek numerous times, “How about this spot, this area looks good.” However, Derek wants to keep walking and walking and walking. I ask him why we have to go so far but he gives me the “come on” hand wave and we trek on. Finally, I start to see some nudies playing in the water and a few laying on their towels higher up in a grassy area. I dart my head towards Derek and say, “So this is why you wanted to keep walking all this way!?” He’s proud he got me all the way out here so we can frolick under the sun too; the way nature intended of course!

A bit later we go for a swim and I notice an older naturist man wading towards me. This of course is after Derek leaves me to go boogie boarding. Perfect timing, I’m sure he’s thinking! To swoop in and come chat me up! Ahhh, I don’t really want to talk to him but I’m friendly enough so I indulge him. Says he’s been coming to this beach nude for 50 years and that his parents were naturists too. Says it’s a way of life and some people get it and some don’t. He calls people who wear clothes “textiles”. I’m thinking, everyone wears clothes, at some point or another. I mean that is normal in today’s society. I try to understand the other side and the mentality of nudies. It is natural after all; all of our prehistoric ancestors were nude and there’s still lots of cultures that live that way today. We shouldn’t be ashamed of our human form. Our bodies are just vessels to carry us around on this mortal earth. Just skin and flesh, bones and blood vessels, nerves and cells. Besides, we’re all the same on a cellular level anyway. So I say, drop thy yarns and go free, soak up some Vitamin D and swim in the salty sea!

Being comfortable naked publicly I believe takes us one step closer to total freedom. Tyler Durden said “It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we are free to do anything”. I take this in two ways; materially and mentally. Getting rid of our attachment to things, stuff, material objects is one way to increase our freedom. Getting rid of the mental chains that were and are still being created through social conditioning is another. Social conditioning starts at birth and is ingrained in us by family, community and media. Social conditioning is important in that it passes on vital knowledge when we are young and inexperienced, like not touching a hot stove or not running with scissors. If we didn’t pass on our survival knowledge we’d have a bunch of burn victims with eye patches. However there are certain aspects that get passed on that are detrimental to freedoms, and these are the things that can hold someone captive in anxiety, fear, shame and insecurity.

When the Roman and Greek empires were in their heyday there were community baths that everyone in town would bathe nude in. Somewhere along the line we’ve been conditioned to not be comfortable nude in front of others, to be ashamed and insecure of our bodies and ourselves. But why?

This social conditioning I think would be one of the hardest to overcome, but all that it takes is the nerve to take your clothes off. To be unaffected by what other think about your naked body and just enjoy yourself is a freedom that most wouldn’t dare to take advantage of. The social condition (aka the invisible chains) has most in such a hold that even the thought makes them nervous. Why are we to be ashamed? I say fuck it and try, if you can do it you are one step closer to complete freedom.

Caring what others think is the chains, and doing what you want to without a fuck to give is the key. Being nude in public is just one instance of this freedom, there are dozens that keep us from being free to do what we want. You want to put your hand on the hot stove? Go for it tiger! Obviously there are consequences to being THAT free…like burning yourself but the only consequences for barring it all are the ones you impose on yourself. And skin cancer… forgot about that! If you can be comfortable in your own skin then you will be more comfortable in other situations. That’s my thoughts on the subject and I’m sticking to it. Dicks out for Harambe!

Day 77 1/22/18

We go grocery shopping at New World, a place we frequent because it seems to have the best deals. A local starts walking by the front of Hal, glances at his grill and smirks. His curiosity peaks when he sees the sheep skull adorned as a hood ornament. In fact, a lot of locals end up talking with us over this skull. It’s actually been quite the conversation piece and I’m glad Derek thought to attach it on the grill! And this gentleman is no different; he sparks up a conversation with us and asks us where we got it, what type of skull it was then goes into asking us where we’re from and what sights we’ve been seeing. He tells us of this really cool waterfall that only the locals know about because it’s not widely advertised. It’s called Hell’s Hole and is unique because you can jump in these really deep dark black holes of water. Derek’s curiosity is peaked and he wants to go check Hell out. The local gives us the rundown on directions to get there and even though they seem spot on they’re still vague. Like: what you do is take the main road past the railroad crossing and turn left, then follow that down and take a right at the second large boulder, finally you head down a dirt road for about 10 to 15 minutes and you come upon a hill that has sheep and take another right… All jokes aside, we did find Hell’s Hole and it was pretty cool.

After, we head to the highlight of our day the Rere Rockslide. It’s a natural rock waterslide that is well known for the thrill of jumping on a boogie board and sliding down the steep face of the rock. We’re excited to take a ride down the slide because we’ve seen videos on YouTube of brave souls doing it and we definitely want that experience too. Derek prepares our digital camera to record the fun and with our boogie boards at our sides we walk over to the slide. Getting across the river to the best area was quite the challenge. The rocks are very slippery and even though the water at the top is only a few inches deep it’s rushing very quickly. Thinking about each placement of step methodically we make it across. We watch a few others go first to get a good idea of how it’s all done. There’s a young girl that gets in front of us but is spending her time contemplating whether or not she’s even going to do it. My anticipation is killing me, with things like this that look scary at first I just want to get in there and do it! So I ask her if she minds if I go, she doesn’t and I’ve beaten Derek to the punch. No big deal, he stays back to get a video of me going down first. What a ride, it was awesome, fast and scary but well worth all the hype!

Derek’s turn, he keeps the video running and captures himself going down. After he plunges in the pool below we’re ready and excited to go for a few more rides! Unfortunately though, on our way back up he notices a problem with the camera. He says it looks like there’s water in the lens and starts messing with it. After a minute or so he realizes that the one and only thing that actually makes the camera waterproof wasn’t closed in the lock position. Shit! There goes our $400 camera that we bought before we left for this trip!

We’re feeling pretty awful about the camera and we immediately head right back to the car to submerge it in rice. Fingers crossed that it helps but in the meantime we only got to go down the slide one time and it was so fun so how could we possibly stay in a sour mood over some material item?! We leave it behind in the car and head back out to enjoy ourselves. We each go about four or five more times and have thoroughly had our thrills fulfilled for the day. We ended up bringing Derek’s phone sealed in a waterproof case to capture some of the fun. He wants a video from the top of the waterfall of him going down so I oblige. Then he wants to capture a picture of me at the top with the plunge pool below. I start to carefully walk across the rocks again to give some distance for a good picture. I’ve already walked back and forth over these areas like ten times so I’m feeling pretty confident with my footing. Big mistake… I shouldn’t have let my guard down because before I even get the chance to turn around for the picture I lose my balance, slip on one foot with the other one not having time to make contact with the rock surface and I’m airborne. It all happened really fast and before I know it my body is falling backwards with nothing to grab onto. Then as if it couldn’t get any worse, it does. My head whips backwards with the pull of gravity and the back of my head slams down on the hard rock surface below. I lay there in shock! Derek didn’t even see it happen, instead he heard it. Even I remember the sound of my skull slamming against the rock. Very unpleasant. He rushes over to help me up and I’m one lucky girl because I’m able to get up immediately. He helps me out of the water to the side and I sit down. I reach behind my head to feel the back of my skull searching for a wound. I figured with how bad it sounded that I would see blood on my hand when I brought it back in front of my face, there was none! Derek pieces through my wet hair looking for any open wound, nothing. Thank god! I obviously didn’t lose consciousness, I wasn’t dizzy, I didn’t have a headache and I could speak fine. So I figured no concussion, just a really big goose egg to come. The fun is over and I’m ready to get back to the van where I knew copious amounts of ibuprofen and a baggie of ice would be waiting for me. What a day! It all started out so good but then ended up so horribly wrong, first the camera and then my clumsy injury.

Good days are plentiful so when the bad does emerge I feel it’s best to stay positive, keep your head up, not to dwell and look onward because sunny days are sure to come again. And that’s exactly what we did.

Day 78 1/23/18

With my head still a little achy and a huge knot at the back of my skull I’m ready for a day of relaxation. So Derek takes me to Morere Hot Springs, an establishment that has geothermal pools with a rainforest backdrop. Relaxation mode is in full swing and we soak for a couple hours.

We meet some other travelers; three friends camping around NZ for the last few weeks with their trip winding down. On their list of things to do for the day is the Rere Rockslide. I warn them right away of the dangers and tell them about my injury. One of them is from the Philippians and he starts telling us that his travel plans will take him to Nepal next. There he will be doing a guided hiking trip around Mt. Everest to one of the smaller mountains in the surrounding area and getting to stay at the first Everest base camp. Derek and I both look at each other and know that we’re both thinking the same thing; wow that is amazing but also crazy! It’s crazy to hear this because we just got done reading the book ‘Into Thin Air’. Which is the true story told by reporter Jon Krakauer about the events of the 1996 Mt. Everest expedition that took the lives of three guides and five climbers. It was quite the page-turner! One of the guides that lost his life was named Rob Hall and he was from New Zealand. We had even seen a display about his life at one of the museums we visited.

I think we both really liked the book because the elusiveness of Everest is so mystifying. We saw the 2015 movie Everest about the tragedy and Derek had downloaded the book on our IPad before we came on this trip. It was so sad what happened and made us realize what people are willing to put themselves through to accomplish their goals. People that want to summit Everest are nuts, they’re the epitome of the adventurous spirit and are true mountaineers. What I learned about the whole process of getting to the top is that by the time you finally make it up there you’re in no condition to actually enjoy the feat. It’s not about enjoyment though, it’s about the commitment to succeed. It seems as though the hard part isn’t even about making it up, the true test of success is making it down alive. Hats off to the climbers that push their minds and bodies through what would seem the single hardest thing on this planet!

We tell this Filipino gentleman about the book and he laughs because he has the very same book in his car. What are the odds?! He brought it along and planned to read it before he heads there himself. Derek and I also have a few inside jokes about the book.. Now I know it was a very sad story, one that even had me tearing up a few times but we just couldn’t help ourselves! They really aren’t all that bad, we just use people’s names from the expedition that stood out to us and say them when one of us is doing something similar in characteristic to what they did or what happened to them in real life. For example, on the day that Rob Hall’s team summited Everest there was supposed to be a strict turnaround time of 2pm no matter how far the climbers had gotten. Now there was lots of speculation of why Rob Hall broke his own rule, but he ended up proceeding to the top around 3:40 pm which ultimately cost him his life and some of the lives of his team. So now whenever Derek and I are doing anything ballsy or taking a risk; especially when playing dice we say, “What, are you Rob Hall’ing me?!” The other one has to do with a climber that was left for dead twice on this expedition and still survived! His name is Beck Weathers. So now whenever Derek or I leave one or another out of something or forget to do something for the other person we say, “Don’t Beck Weathers me!”

After we’re done soaking at the hot springs we head to Lake Waikaremoana and camp on Rosie Bay. It’s nice as! This is a new phrase we picked up on, people will say, “Sweet as…” or “Cool as..” and they don’t fill in the blank, basically indicating that whatever they’re referring to is the sweetest or the coolest. And Rosie Bay was the nicest bayside camping yet!

Day 79 1/24/18

Today we spend the entire day in Rosie Bay relaxing along the shores of Lake Waikaremoana. There is one of the Great Walks along this lake but we plan to do some shorter hikes in the area to see caves and waterfalls. There is also another smaller lake in the area called Waikareiti. We find out that the water there is supposedly pristine with sandy beaches. Also, on this lake there are multiple little islands and on one of the islands there’s actually a lake! We thought that was crazy.. so there’s a lake on an island on a lake on an island. Jeez, can NZ get anymore unique?!

At the camping area we meet a nice gentleman named John who considers himself a “British-Kiwi”. He’s really friendly and quickly becomes popular amongst the other campers because he lets them borrow his canoe to go out on the lake. We make conversation with him and find out that he sold his home and now travels full time in his RV. We comment that he’s got all the toys because we notice that he has a scooter too. He offers for us to borrow his canoe and jokingly calls it a “Canadian” canoe and says, “As long as we know how to use one.” Derek jokes back saying, “Yea, that means we paddle backwards!” He has a good laugh about that and tells us whenever we’re ready we can go for a spin.

We venture out on his bright orange canoe that he picked up for $200 NZ and we hope it’s sea-worthy. Sure enough, it’s a smooth ride in the sheltered bay. Two black swans lazily enjoy the calm waters as well, eating in the shallows and grooming themselves. We make it to the mouth of the bay and the waves build. Cass is laughing like a little school girl when water splashes up over the bow.

The water is clear and we can see well below the surface. The lake is surrounded in ancient forest and unique rock structures. We pull up alongside some big rocks at the bays’ point and I jump out to climb up and get a good view. There is a beacon up there to warn boats at night of it’s rocky shores. Thirty minutes fly by and I’m ready to take a dip in the refreshing water. We make our way back to camp, drop off the canoe and go for a swim. We swim the length of the northern bank and find a few big rocks to jump off of and I diddily do!

Later that evening as we go for another swim we see John out in the lake and we get to talking with him again. He wants to brush up on his US geography and starts asking us about Arizona. He’s never been to AZ but has always wanted to see the Grand Canyon. He likes western movies, John Wayne and Evil Kanival. He asks us if there’s lots of drugs there and we tell him about medical marijuana and how some states have it for recreational usage. His interest peaks so we indulge him about how the shops have such a variety with menus of all the different strains from Blue Dream to Purple Haze. He gets a kick out of this and says he’s got a good friend in California that he’d like to visit soon. We make our way back to camp to dry off and we sit to enjoy the views with the sun setting in the backdrop.

A few minutes later good ‘Ol John walks over to us and hands me a small baggie rolled up and says, “Here, this is for you guys” and before I can say thank you (to something I don’t even realize what it is yet) he walks away. There’s some yellow logo on the front of the bag which ends up being one of his tobacco bags and as I turn it over I see a bunch of little nugs at the bottom. By golly, good ‘Ol John just gave us marijuana! …For free nonetheless, haha! Now we know the real reason he’s so popular amongst the campers! All joking aside though, he was truly a genuine person and it seemed to us that he just wanted someone to talk to since he was a lone traveler. In the morning he was passing out coffee too and Derek and I laugh about how nice this guy is. Passing out free canoe rides, cups of coffee and now small baggies of weed!

Day 80 1/25/18

It’s another beautiful day on the lake and the morning greets us with the two black swans swimming in the calm waters. It appears that one is male and the other is female because they each have different size necks. John mentions that he knows swans pick mates for life and they stay a pair. How sweet!

Watching them over the last few days has been a treat, they seem to have their own unique personalities. They actually make the most commotion at dusk and their calls are loud and they playfully flap their wings as they glide just above the water.

We go hiking today to a nearby waterfall called Papkorito. While we are sitting and enjoying the awesome view a girl with dreads makes her way to the shore right in front of us. Then she proceeds to sing what sounds like a Maori prayer. It was a cool experience hearing her pay homage to her ancestors. She then sat down on a mat she brought and lit some sage and continued singing.

Next we go hiking to see Lake Waikareiti, the one we heard about yesterday. Before we start our walk I get to talking to this girl parked next to us and ask her if she’s just finished her hike to see what it was like but she says no that she was just about to start it. We learn that she’s from New Hampshire and has been traveling for the last two years. She was also camped last night at Rosie Bay and says that she noticed us and figured that we were Americans because we were listening to good music haha! Led Zeppelin! I start making us a packed lunch to take and she heads out down the trail. When we finally make it to Lake Waikareiti it doesn’t disappoint. It is hard to believe that this is fresh water and not salt water because it looked as though we were standing on the shores of a really nice beach along the ocean due to how crystal clear the water is and how white the sand.

We run into that same girl again after our swim and we end up hiking out with her. Her name is Laura and she’s been working in NZ for a while but her trip is coming to an end soon. She’s had the pleasure of doing quite a bit of traveling though and has been to Australia, Indonesia and Vietnam. She tells us about the small town she’s from and jokes that people from New Hampshire call people from Massachusetts “Massholes”! We get a kick out of this because we’ve met a few Massholes in our day!

Day 81 1/26/18

Heading up a dirt road, the old Odyssey handles itself fairly well. It’s a bright sunny day, windows are down so the free A/C is pumping in. We are venturing off to Shine Falls today. This is supposed to be one of the bigger and prettiest falls in the Hawkes Bay region. We park and start trekking. The trail meanders first through open pasture with dozen of sheep grazing about. Then the trail gets enclosed by trees and follows along a stream. The sign at the trailhead said the hike was 2 hours roundtrip, but it only took us 35 mins to get to the falls.

The falls are impressive, cascading into an inviting and gorgeous pool below. There are only a few people there that leave right as we get there. We put on our birthday suits and jump in! The water is brisk and refreshing after the hike in. I make my way to the falls and swim under to discover a little cave to sit in and enjoy the view from the other side. Cass gets close to the falls and is about to swim over when “WHACK”! A huge rock from 190 feet above had made it’s way over the crest and down right between us. Cass retreats back and yells something made inaudible by the crashing water. I decide to swim out back towards her and to safety. I full on free stroke as fast as I can through the turbulent waters and past the falls and as I get to the otherside I look back and up. A rock plummets, “WHACK”, only 10 feet behind me! Cass yells “are you ok, did you get hit?!” From her perspective back from the falls she thought it was right on top of me. I get up to the sand bar and stand, wipe the water out of my face and smile “that was close!” I exclaim thankfully.

With our nerves fully wrecked and the adrenaline pumping we decide to get out of dodge before anything else happens. We dry off, get dressed and hike out. Afterwards I thought maybe the Maori spirits that look over these falls didn’t particularly like nude light skinned folk frolicking in their waters. Luckily the spirits let us off with just a warning. The inherent danger of swimming under falls is always there, but this was the first time with such a first hand experience and one I won’t soon forget.

Day 83 1/28/18

We head out this morning towards Lake Taupo. We’re both impressed with how beautiful and vast it is. It is the largest lake in all of New Zealand and the town is situated on a geothermal hot bed. The result is steaming vents, bubbling craters and natural hot water springs. We take advantage of the healing benefits and head to the hot water beach which is right on the shore of the lake. You’re supposed to dig through the black volcanic sand until you feel a hot spot. Once you’ve struck heated water you make yourself a bath hole and soak it all in. It was such a cool experience and only three feet away you can go cool off in the lake if you get too hot.

Afterwards, we head to find camp at Reids Park Farm. On our way into the campground we run into Laura, the girl we just met at Lake Waikaremoana! She’s in her car and about to drive back to where she set her tent up. She offers us a spot right next to her because the park is starting to fill up and she has prime real estate on a nice patch of grass that’s not too crowded. We follow her over and set up all our camping gear. We had a fun night enjoying her company and getting to know her better. We share some good laughs, stories and beers. We teach her how to play Farkle and Derek proceeds to get pretty lit. All in all we’re so glad we ran into her again!

Day 84 1/29/18

We found out from Laura last night that her plans for today are similar to ours. We both also figured the best way to hold our campsite and be able to leave for the day is to take one car and leave one behind. She offers to drive us around since Hal is only setup for two people.

She takes us to a secluded location that she found out about along the Waikato River and downstream from the Aratiatia Dam. The dam is a point of interest in Taupo where people go to watch the dam gates open and let copious amounts of water surge down the river. Within minutes you get to see the flow of the water pick up speed until it’s racing by. The level raises to completely cover once easily visible massive boulders.

Afterwards, we go for a short hike to Arcadia Bay which is right on Lake Taupo and it’s a truly beautiful spot.

Good for relaxing, swimming and picnicking. That’s how we spend the remainder of the afternoon. It’s a nice and hot sunny day and I loved watching the sailboats pass by. We love lake time!

Day 87 2/1/18

Today we start our next and last Great Walk; the Tongariro northern circuit. It’s a four day and three night backpacking trip across volcanic, geothermal and alpine terrain with the main attraction being Mt. Ngauruhoe aka Mt. Doom from Lord of the Rings.

Unfortunately, we get really poor weather this first day and it’s raining the entire hike in. Takes us about 4 hours before we arrive to the Mangatepopo Campground and Hut. We pick the closest spot near the bathroom and hope that our tent can withstand the weather. The last time we used it at Abel Tasman it was no match for the torrential rain but since then Derek had used some water repellent spray. Fingers crossed!

It wasn’t enough; the wind gusts were unreal. Even though it wasn’t raining as bad as Abel Tasman it didn’t matter because the wind was just pushing the rain through the thin nylon fabric. We needed plan b and fast. It was cold, our gear was getting soaked and there was no way we’d last a night out here as puddles were already building inside within the first thirty minutes. Derek leaves me and the wet tent to go talk to the ranger about us staying in the hut for the night. After about five minutes he comes back and says it doesn’t look promising because supposedly the hut is booked and there was already another couple waiting to see if they could get a spot in case someone cancelled or no showed. Luckily for us while he was gone I was working the other end. I had phone service so I logged onto the DOC website and saw that there was in fact three spots available in the hut, I booked it immediately! We packed up all our stuff and headed to find warmth in the shelter. Later that evening the ranger decreed that everyone would be staying in the hut due to how bad the storm was, with lightning and flooding. So all the tenters stayed inside, but because I had payed for a spot we got an actual bed whereas the others had to sleep on their air mattresses on the ground for free. You’d think we would have been better off getting a bed but in actuality we were in the “snorers” room, the door to the room was actually labeled “snorers”! The snoring was bad but what was worse was on the top bunk there was three mattresses.. Derek, me and Gollum in the corner! An older gentleman who moved around endlessly and who turned out to be a night eater! Throughout the night we heard him rummaging through his bag and opening up plastic wrappers and loudly chewing, ugh!! Sweet dreams my ass!

Day 88 2/2/18

The rain stops in the morning but there’s a still a dense cloud covering, with dew and mist coming off the soaked ground we head out to start on our hardest hiking day yet.

This day is considered the most difficult due to the alpine crossing. A steep hike up that continues to get colder as you incline into elevation and the wind is notoriously relentless at the top. Sometimes wind speeds can exceed 80 mph! Of course they close the crossing when that occurs, in fact just yesterday it was closed because of the storm. However, in the morning before we leave we got the green light from the ranger that it was safe to cross. It was a tough climb; surely steep, wind that could knock you over, narrow paths and loose gravel underfoot. In one area there was chains to grip that helped you to hoist yourself up.

We got so lucky though because as we neared the top the sun started to peak through and we got magnificent views from the top looking down onto the Emerald Lakes, Red Crater, the Blue Lake and last but not least the famous Mt. Doom. What a treasure! Well worth all the hard work and hiking always seems to be that way. The end result; the views, are always worth every ounce of sweat and pain.

Coming down the other side of the alpine crossing of course was easier because it was downhill but challenging in its own right. The ground beneath your feet was loose volcanic rock that in some areas your shoe would dig in a few inches or worse slide forward and downwards tipping you off balance. And the pathway was still very thin with huge drops into the Red Crater on one side and acidic geothermal waters below that would turn you to mush if you were to fall in. Slow and steady I kept telling myself until finally I made it to level ground.

The rest of the way to Oturere Campground and Hut proved to be a breeze with a mostly flat or downhill track. Once to camp Derek and I were ready to go for a swim because we wanted to feel refreshed again. We had heard that most of the water throughout the Tongariro National Park was off limits because to the Maori people these were sacred and spiritual waters. However, for the simple fact that we always want to go swimming we had asked a representative at the DOC Visitor Center if there were any streams that we could go into. Sure enough at all the campgrounds there were areas that were open and safe to go into. So we take the stroll to the edge of the campground where the ground drops down ahead of us into a canyon that is continuously being carved out by stream and falls. The falls are gorgeous and we make our way towards them. The path takes us just above the falls where there are slow flowing pools we can wade in. I jump or should I say tip toe in to the frigid waters. I can only last a few moments but am able to completely submerge and clean away the sweat of the day. Derek follows and is quick in exiting the stream as well. Feeling refreshed we head back to camp.

We spend the evening keeping warm in the hut with fellow travellers. It’s nice because unlike the other Great Walks we’ve done, the huts on this track are open for the tenters to use until bedtime whereas the other tracks the hut facilities are off limits to the tenters. We had met a couple in the last hut the night before who were tenters as well and who were in the same foul weather situation we had been in. They were from Canada and named Lindsay and Steve, we got along with them swell! Derek noticed a chess board and immediately asked Steve if he plays. They end up playing 3 games; 3 for the USA team and nil for the Canadians. Derek would later tell me how well Steve played and that he’d actually been one of the toughest players he’d encountered in some time.

Day 89 2/3/18

Today we hike to our last campground of our Tongariro adventure. It’s the shortest hike we have to do along all of the Northern Circuit so we take our time in the morning and head out around ten or so. The campground ends up being my favorite out of all of them because it’s close to the stream, it has dense tree coverage and the hut is the newest and nicest!

We hang out in the hut again with Steve and Lindsay and this other couple from Australia. We invite them to play Farkle and as Derek’s telling them the rundown on the rules Steve realizes it’s a game he already knows but he knows it as 10,000. We compare play and we find out that the Canadians are cutthroat when it comes to games! They make it very hard to get ahead and another funny difference which I’m sure might just depend on house rules is that wherever the dice lands it’s in play, no matter what. So if it hits the floor and rolls under something, it counts! Where I come from the dice has to stay on the table or it’s rerolled! It was definitely an interesting night.

Another reason why this was my favorite campground was because of our experience in the hut with the ranger. He was the most informative, friendly and funny ranger yet! He told us the history of Tongariro and included Maori culture. Maori legend has it that:

Ngatoroirangi (a prominent priest) saw the summit of Tongariro and commenced to climb it. Before he left his followers, he bade them to fast until his return. When he was nearly at the top, his followers disobeyed him and Ngatoroirangi all but perished. Almost at his last gasp, he prayed to his gods in Hawaiki to send fire and produce a volcano in the mountain. His prayers were heard, and the gods sent fire which came to him by way of Whakaari, Moutohora, Okakaru, Rotorua, Tarawera, Paeroa, Orakeikorako, and Taupo (which all have or had geothermal activity). It travelled underground, spouting up at these places, and finally ascended to the top of Tongariro to revive him.

The ranger also told us about the local plant and wildlife and when he was all done he took us on a nature walk and we foraged for berries!

Day 90 2/4/18

Mt. Doom greets us this clear and crisp morning. It’s time to hike out from Waihohonu Campground back to where we started 3 days ago. We take our time getting ready for the day and are the last hikers to leave. We are pumped with the prospect of a cold beer and juicy burger at the finish line. We cinch up our packs and start out at a steady pace. It’s a great day to hike with the impressive Mt. Ruapehu in the distance to our left and Mt. Ngauruhoe to our immediate right in full view.

Within a short time we start passing the other hikers that headed out from the hut before us. About 3 hours in we catch up to Lindsay and Steve at the turn off for the Tama lakes. Steve mentions he thinks that they are hiking at 3.5 kms an hour and we are around 4 kms an hour. Sounds about right I thought even though I never really thought about it. The four of us walk and talk over to the Lower Tama Lake only about 10 minutes off the main trail. Pretty view, great spot to have lunch so Cass and I do while the Canadians continue on.

About an hour or so back on the trail we’re introduced to the stunning Taranaki Falls! It really is a sight, the only draw back is it is an easy hike from the Tongario Visitor Center so the place is packed with day tourists. The Maples are there having lunch and we talk with them about cold beer and the pub that is by the parking lot that is oh so close now. We move on and tell them we will meet them there. We kick it into overdrive and are back on concrete in no time.

We b-line for the Visitor Center to try and get a refund for the first nights hut stay. I go over the details with the manager and she seems sympathetic to our situation however there computers are down. She asks if we can come back in about an hour. That works for me, its beer:30! Before we leave we happen to see the local Sunday newspaper and the storm we hiked in our first day made the front cover! Obviously it was a bad one and caused disaster across the whole region.

We head to Tussock Tavern and the place is closed and no Linsey or Steve in sight. We figured at 3.5 kms an hour they would’ve been out and have seen the close sign and maybe moved on, bummer. The bar opens in about 30 minutes so we go the the car, unpack, pull out our camp chairs and crack open a Tui from the cooler. Surprisingly after 4 days they are still cold and go down easy. Just then we see Steve drive past on the road and wave him down and he parks near by and walks over.

The two bring their camp chairs with them and I hand them both a brew. We talk about the adventure we all just undertook and the convo continues on to the Tavern. We all order some even colder beer and burgs. Devour every morsel of food on the plate, damn it’s good. After we are fully satisfied we make the walk down to the Visitor Center. The Canuks come with as witnesses. The systems are still down but the manager states she will go ahead and process the refund as soon as the systems are back up so she takes down all our pertinent info. That’s a relief. We head back to the cars, exchange contact info and say our goodbyes. Those two were great single serving friends and we look forward to seeing their adventures.

Day 91 2/5/18

Super Bowl Monday! We went to Riverside Bar in Te Kuiti. A local pub that had a nice outdoor patio, pool tables, slot machines and the best part – a couch with our name on it right in front of a big screen TV. First order of business, we get the bartender to play NFL football for us. Luckily, we were practically the only patrons in the joint and nobody seemed to mind that they switched the TV’s to American fooseball instead of rugby.

Later, I was ordering my second drink and asked the bartender if she knew how to make a Long Island Iced Tea. She commented that they’re out of iced tea right now.. I told her the traditional way to make it doesn’t actually have tea in it! Then she says, “Well I don’t actually work here.” I’m like wait, what?! She had been serving us the whole time, she was the bartender, the cook and apparently maintenance as well because at one point she came over to us with a paint brush in hand and said if we needed anything she’d be in the other room painting! She was actually very friendly and took good care of us but she said truly she doesn’t work there, she works at another bar down the road hahaha! After a great game and the Eagles win we’re feeling real good!

It’s time to leave the comfy couch we had for the afternoon and do some exploring. We head to go see the Mangapohue Natural Bridge, which is part of the remains of an ancient cave system. The bridge is a 50 foot rock archway that was formed by the Mangapohue stream. The track winds through an expansive limestone gorge where you can see 25 million year old fossilised oysters! After, we go to Marokopa Falls, at 115 ft high it’s quite impressive! While we’re viewing this beauty we meet a friendly Canadian couple named Jim and MC and get to talking to them. We exchange travel adventures and upcoming plans with each other and Derek gives Jim some good tips on local points of interest. We say our goodbyes and wish each other luck on our trips.

Day 92 2/6/18

Today I plan to take us to Kawhia Hot Water Beach so we wake up early to catch low tide. At low tide on this particular beach you can dig a hole in the sand and hit warm geothermal water! From camp it’s only a 10 minute drive to the car park. The day prior Jim mentioned this area and said a few movies were filmed here, I can see why. There is a sand dune stretching the length of this coast that you first climb up then down to the beach below. Some kids beat us to the beach but it seems like they are having trouble finding a warm spot. I glance the sand’s surface and notice a thin layer of water coming out about 15 meters away from where the kids are digging. I wedge my foot into the sand and it’s hot! Cass and I dig a big reservoir big enough for the two us and slip into it. Ah yes!

We relax as several others groups come down with shovels in hand looking the strike it rich in the golden sand. Many dig and dig, the area around us is starting to look like Swiss cheese. Most leave disappointed while Cass and I enjoy our hot tub made for two. After about an hour of relaxation and people watching we get up to go, only the kids from earlier are left still eagerly searching for warmth. As we walk back up the dune I look back and one of the kids ventures into our oasis, “It’s HOT” he yells as he gestures to his friends to hurry over. They run and jump in ecstaticly. Good things come to those that wait, or in my case; those who know what they are looking for and don’t waste their fucking time!

Today we’re heading up to Raglan, the surfing capital of New Zealand. On our way we stop at Bridal Vail Falls, another gorgeous waterfall and one for the books definitely worth the stop.

Once in Raglan we need to shop for some groceries so stop at the first market we see. Out front of the market it looks like some locals are selling food, you know I got to check it out. There are tons of delicious options, but a dish I’m not familiar with intrigues me. Hangi. I ask the man running the show what it is and he says it’s a traditional New Zealand dish that is cooked in underground stoves that uses the geothermal heat. Lamb, mutton, chicken, sweet potatoes, pumpkin, squash, cabbage…I forget the rest. He had me at cooking with geothermals, so we get a plate! It’s bomb!

With happy stomachs we do our shopping, look around the main strip then head to Ngarunui Beach to relax the rest of the day. Down on the beach there is a truck with board and wet suit rentals. I’ve always wanted to surf and figure nows a good time to start. I get an hour rental and head out to give it a shot. I paddle into my first wave and hop up, and I’m surfing out the gate, ride it out for about 7 seconds or so and the wave looses stem. Beginners luck? Maybe. It is a thick long board which makes it way easier to stabilize. With years of wake, snow and indo boarding under my belt I felt confident going in. What I quickly learned is surfing is all about timing, learning the motion of the ocean so to speak. I proceed to fall and miss several waves due to bad timing. Over the hour I stand and ride a wave in only 4 or 5 times. I’ve got some practicing to do if I’m going to become a surf bum. I return the gear then head over to Cass for a beer. We relax on the beach drinking, I intently watch the other surfers and the waves to learn any insight I can. I’ve got to enhance my wave reading ability in order to maximize my success. Until next time ocean.

We’ve had a jammed pack day so we go to find camp and take showers. Derek finds a spot nearby that costs $30 NZ to park in a wide open grassy field. This might sound pricey but has been the going rate if you want a hot shower. While Derek sets up camp I head off to take a shower first. Once in the ladies room I pick one of the six open stalls and go to hang up my shower bag when something shiny, silver and gold catches my eye. What’s this?! A gold ring on a silver chain just hanging on one of the hooks and no one around to claim it. There was another woman in the next stall taking a shower so I try and do the right thing and ask if she maybe knew the person that was next to her or perhaps saw who she was. No luck. Then I think that I’ll leave it there and still use this stall that way if someone comes in looking for it, I’ll be able to return it to its rightful owner. I didn’t even really look that closely at it, I just noticed that the ring had writing on both sides of it in a different language. I go on with my shower and no one ever comes looking for it.

I head back to Hal and to show Derek what I had found. I tell him I have a secret surprise and to meet me in Hal behind closed doors. I’m thinking I’ll just show him what I found and then maybe we could go see if this camper park has a lost and found. I pull out the goods and after he examines it for a split second he exclaims, “You’ve found the one, the one true ring from Lord of the Rings.” The one ring to rule them all, the one to bind them!” I’m astonished, I had no idea because like I said I really didn’t look that closely. I was amazed that someone would leave such a treasure behind so carelessly. But Derek said maybe they could no longer bear the weight that the ring brings and that it was now our burden to carry. Our precious!

He spent the next few minutes looking up the value of the ring and we found out that it was from the Weta workshop and worth $200! What a souvenir! And just in time because we’re headed to Hobbiton in a few days! He said you can forget about a lost and found here, there’s no way the lady that checked us in wouldn’t just keep it for herself! It was a pretty podunk operation, the checkin was just a small wooden shack, doubtful there’d be a lost and found in there! What’s actually funny is that this whole trip we’ve been finding expensive things left behind by tourists. Derek got a $200 mini Bose speaker and I’ve found $100 pair of Marc Jacobs sunglasses. The list actually goes on but these were the most expensive ones, cha ching!

Day 94 2/8/18

We first head to Hamilton Gardens a beautiful display of all different types of gardens throughout history and over cultures. They have replicas of a Chinese Garden, Italian Renaissance Garden, Indian Char Bagh Gardens and Japanese Garden of Contemplation.

Each one has a unique feel and houses the types of flowers and plants you would see from that part of the world. Some are also architectural representations of that particular era with buildings and water fountains. Absolutely loved this place and it has rightfully become our favorite botanical garden in all of New Zealand!

Next, we have reserved tickets to go see Hobbiton!

This was on the top of both our lists to do on the North Island and we’re excited the day finally has come. The tour to this magical place is set up that you have to take a shuttle there and have a guided walk through. We wished we could have just driven right up, pay to get in and explore on our own. However, the demand is high; they shuffle hundreds of people through daily. So unfortunately, they can’t have hundreds of people lingering around enjoying the place because it’s really not all that big.. it is Hobbit size after all!

The downside of having to follow a tour guide around is that everything is very rushed, you get mere minutes to look around each section before the group is hurried on to the next. It was so cool being there though because we’re big LOTR fans so hearing the tour guide give specifics about movie scenes at various locations throughout Hobbiton was really special.

The tour guide tells us that there’s only one Hobbit Hole where the door will be open and we can take a photo inside. In reality there is no inside to the Hobbit Hole’s, filming of all the scenes that took place inside is at a different location. Here on the Alexander family farm is where The Shire is showcased. The guide offers to take photos of everyone’s party standing in the doorway and says whoever is able to show her a pose or do something funny that she’s never seen before will get an extra drink at The Green Dragon. We definitely want that extra drink so I’m trying to think of something cool we can do. The only thing I come up with is my signature yoga pose of course!

Score, it earns me my extra drink! Once at The Green Dragon we realize that everyone pretty much gets an extra drink, or for that matter how ever many drinks you can suck down in twenty minutes. Not feeling quite as special anymore haha! Oh well, all in all our Hobbiton experience was on point!

We head to find camp for the evening and it’s a stones throw away from Hobbiton. It’s a working family farm called Brocks that offers a parking area for campervan’s. The only rule is you must vacate at 10am sharp so the farm can do it’s business. The woman that checks us in and collects our money is hilarious. She starts being very jokey with us and when I hand her the money she has to go get us change. But when she comes back and Derek reaches out his hand to get our change she doesn’t let Derek take it. Instead she bypasses his hand and says to me, “Here’s your change Miss!” You can tell she’s a strong, independent woman who doesn’t take any crap from men. She says a few other funny remarks that has us both laughing. She’s super friendly and makes us feel right at home. We enjoy this spot for its beautiful views over The Shire and we get treated to an amazing sunset.

Day 96 2/10/18

We’re in Rotorua, a town that Derek and I were both excited to check out because it has a huge list of attractions. Unfortunately, while here we didn’t get the greatest of weather. It rains on and off the whole time! Luckily though, high on our list is to go check out all the different thermal hot pools and sitting in hot water with a little rain coming down doesn’t seem too bad of an idea. So we drive around to three different geothermal hot spots and soak a while. On our way into one area we’re greeted with a beware sign…

‘Beware there could be broken bottles, syringes, sanitary items, condoms and sharp objects in the stream’

Okay, what?!! Oh and I almost forgot there’s also a chance you could contract amoebic meningitis! Jeez, why isn’t this stream closed for toxic hazards! Well the fact of the matter is that in all geothermic hot pools lives these dangerous amoebas and the key thing is not to submerge your head under the water. Easy enough right? They can enter your brain via your nasal passages, so swimmer beware. Sure, no problem in all the hot water pools we’ve been careful but now there could be condoms or dirty syringes in this cesspool?! We figure, oh well when in Rome and take our chances.

We’re in there for a few minutes and start to make our way under the bridge when we run into Jim and MC bathing in the cesspool too! So funny that we keep running into the same people we’ve met before. It’s really nice though to be making connections and new friends. We talk a while and decide to get cleaned up and meet for dinner in town later. We all can’t wait to take showers after bathing in this stream because we smell like sulphur. In fact the entire town of Rotorua smells like rotten eggs so there’s no getting away from it!

We meet our new Canadian friends at Eat Street; a modern collaboration of fun and trendy restaurants that any foodie would be pleased with since there is such a culinary variety. We enjoy an evening over dinner and drinks and get to know them better. They both work as train conductors on the railways and that’s actually how they met each other. It’s really cool hearing all about their work and their lives as conductors. They tell me that I look like Alanis Morisette and wonder if I’ve heard that before. The answer is yes, many times actually!

Day 98 2/12/18

The rain has been coming down for the past few days, leading us to miss some things. Didn’t really get to enjoy the Taraunga area so we decided to head for the Coromandel region in hopes of clearer skies. Primary objective today is to see and hike around the Karangahake Gorge; an old mining area with great scenery and man-made mining marvels. The parking lot is packed and 2 giant tour busses stuffed to the gills with asian tourists just arrived. I always say to Cass, “If the Asians are here, it’s got to be good!” There are 2 main hikes here, the Tunnels Loop and the Windows Loop. We start out on the Tunnels which starts with crossing over 2 swinging bridges and pass by the old Woodstock Powerhouse and Battery. Some of the old buildings’ bones and body lay scattered around. The clouds are still out and mists of rain come on and off which makes the patina on the old remnants really pop.

The trail skirts along the Ohinemuri River for a bit then comes up to a steel truss bridge that spans the mighty river. At the end of the bridge is an impressive sight, the old rail tunnel! This tunnel is huge at almost a mile long and tall enough to fit a train.

As we walk in a pin hole of light glares at us in the distance. The air is damp and the entire tunnel is lit dimly by a row of orange lights along the ceiling. We start walking, and walking and the pin hole slowly increases in diameter. The walls are aged with some crumbling and graffiti artists have had a field day here as well. Cass says it feels like a horror movie set, I say it would be a perfect sceen for a killer to be chasing you down a never ending tunnel only to get to the end and run into a second killer! It is a pretty eerie space but that makes it a great time.

The pin hole is now large enough to see out of and another steel truss bridge reaches out in front of us. This bridge crosses the highway, then a dirt track take us back to the parking lot after passing more mining infastructure.

After a quick lunch we start on the Windows Loop. It takes us into the old Talisman Battery ruins. The ruins of this multi-storied processing plant are larger than the Woodstock operation and take a while to explore. The building was constructed against a steep mountain and stairs take us up the hillside and the different levels of the structure. At the top there are old rail tracks and mining bucket cars on the tracks that use to haul paydirt to this plant.

The trail continues along the old track way into the mountain and a series of tunnels. There are “windows” that have been dug out of the side of the tunnel that give great viewing of the gorgeous gorge below. Some of the tunnels are blocked off in the mountain which only stirs my curiosity more, but alas I am no match for steel bars so we countinue on around the loop and back to the car.

We drive up the coast to the Oputere Coastal Campground which give access to Oputere Beach. This campground is fairly quiet and the beach is nearly empty. It is a clothing optional beach so the clothes come off and into the surf we go. It is still farely cloudy out so no opportunity to erase some tan lines today, maybe at the next nudey beach. It feels liberating and free.

Freedom is what it’s all about and I am trying everyday to release myself from the mental programming I’ve been subjected to for 32 years. Name one thing you’re afraid to do and do it! It will be nerve racking the first or even tenth time but it gets easier. What made it scary in the first place? Is it a logical cause or have you been conditioned by society or even yourself not to be confident? I used to be afraid of public speaking, in grade school I used to sit in the back and never raise my hand to answer questions. I was so concerned that I might say something stupid and I thought of what other people might think or say about me if I did. I was afraid of what others thought, gave them so much power that I was unwilling to say anything in front of large groups. This anxiety is still with me but I am working on it. At work, I had taken on a training role where I spoke on topics at length to dozens of people. It was nerve racking at first but it did get easier. A little while back my good friends asked me to officiate their marriage, a huge honor but also a huge test of my fear. Everytime I envisioned standing in front of the crowd of people all ears on me, my palms got sweaty and my heart sank in my chest. The night before the ceremony I hardly slept. The day of, hours before, minutes before I am nervous and it is multiplying. The whole time I am telling myself, “you got this” and “relax”. The ceremony is over in a blink and the weight is off my shoulders and I wonder why I got myself so worked up. Everyone said I did a good job, I’ll take it. I think I am getting to a point where giving a fuck is too nerve racking, so let the chips fall where they may and dgaf!

Day 99 2/13/18

We arrive to the Hot Water Beach, there are many hot water beaches in New Zealand but this is the most well known. We’ve been to two already and felt compelled to go to the “one” that all the guide books say is a must do. Spend about 10 minutes looking for parking. Tour buses full of Asians, check.

There is a cafe that is making a killing renting… I mean hiring out shovels to tourist to dig there own hole. We pass that up and start our way down the beach to the large glob of humans ahead. There has to be hundreds of people all vying for the best hot spot. There are probably an equal number of holes in the sand. Some holes with happy soakers, some with poor souls feverishly digging for a hot spot that will never come and probably half the holes have been abandoned by unlucky prospectors. There really is no need for a shovel as someone has already done all the work, you just need to find a decent temp hole thats vacant. Walking around we dip our toes into several holes that are all cold, we see some steam closer to the water line so we head over there. There are a few empties so we dunk a toe, Ouch! It is scoulding hot. We end up in the least scoulding of the scoulding holes and settle in.

The sceen here is quite hillarious. It seems the majority of people aren’t really relaxing and enjoying the beach. The majority are walking around looking for an empty hole, a bunch are fruitlessly digging in existing holes or creating new ones away from the hot spot. Surveying the beach it seemed there was really only 2 areas of heat and the rest of the beach was wasted digging time. Some in existing holes are open to share and some are stink eyeing anyone who dares step in their hard fought pool. There is a couple that are closer to the ocean that fight the waves more than they enjoy the hard work they are putting in. They are both sweating from taking turns at the shovel to reconstruct the forward wall every 5 minutes or so when it gets toppled by a small wave. The tide is coming in and it is a battle they can’t win. The tide comes in a bit and they give up. I can see it in the guys eyes a feeling of defeat as he walks away looking back at his pool. A family of Indians move into his castle made of sand quickly and his face beems with regret, as if he only tried a little harder maybe he and the misses could have got that relaxing and romantic moment he really wanted with her.

The Indian family continue on his great work in his absence. Building up the front wall as best they can. The waves are making their way up and the couple immediately in front of us decide to call it a day as their forward wall deteriorates. The Indian family quickly takes their hole and the higher ground. They reinforce the forward wall impressively to a decent height and then they settle in and finally get to relax…facing obliviously up the beach, away from the peaceful ocean that laps gently behind them. They seem like a well to do Indian family on holiday. The kids well behaved, the husband clean cut and the wife in full make up and hair done flawlessly. Without notice a rouge wave makes it’s way up the beach. I notice it and tell Cass to grab our stuff. Cass and I now prepared know what is coming and watch the show. The wave hits the forward wall of the happy families hole, sending a wave a foot or two over their heads! They all tuck there shoulders in and turtle neck at the same time, not sure why that is our human instinct in such a moment but it is of no help, they get absolutely soaked head to toe. Cass and I laughing hysterically walk away. This place is worthless as a relaxing day soaking at a beach but it more than makes up for it in it’s people watching opportunities. Never turn your back on the ocean.

We keep driving up the coast and enjoy a nice walk down to Cathedral Cove.

Here there are some amazing formations carved out of the coastline. Photo opps for days.

There is a cave tunnel you can go through to get to another beach. Once there the waves are fierce and the rips strong, so naturally I go in and body surf them for a while. Once I’m good and tired Cass and I make our way back up to the car park. Tomorrow I want to go to a secluded oasis called New Chums Beach so we drive up the coast a bit more to the closest town. There we make our way up a hill to Earl’s Paradise. On the surface this camper park isn’t much to write home about but the views are great. I meet the man himself Earl to square up payment for the nights stay but he doesn’t take credit card. I ask if there is an ATM in the town down the hill I can use and he says there isn’t an ATM within 45 minutes away. He says don’t worry about it and we’ll figure something out tomorrow. Huh, nice guys I think. There is a cold shower that we partake in to get the sand and salt off from the day. It is an open roofed enclosure of corregated steel. There is a scum lined window on one side that you can see out of onto the shorelines below, how cool I think and enjoy the view while I wash up. We get dinner together and crash shortly after.

Day 100 2/14/18

Today is day 100 and it’s also Valentines Day, feels like a great day to hit a milestone! A spectacular sight greets us this morning from up on the hill overlooking the coast. The sky is colorful and the air is fresh. The dog from Sandlot roams around the campsite. I walk to the can and on my way out run into Earl again. I say good morning and ask him how he proposes we settle up for the stay. He says, “don’t worry about it, just be a good person”. I tell him I will and he and I talk for the next hour. About the land, his family and his goals. He is doing all the work himself to make the camper park what it is. He gives me the tour, he points to an area he plans on adding a shower and toilet block. Below there is the house his son lives in with his family. Up the hill is a really nice house that his sister owns. In front of it there is a statue of a man with spear in hand looking stoic. I joke “is that you Earl?” He laughs and says it’s his grand father, who was Maori. He says he was a great warrior and the statue commemorates his legacy. He also introduces the giant dog thats been following us around all morning as the appropriately named Beast. Just like Sandlot he is a friendly giant and he takes a liking to me.

Earl is a man that shows his age in his face. I feel he has been through a lot of hard times in his life but his smile and calm demeanor cover it well. He seems to have found his happy place here on this hill, building up his park and meeting travellers. I think that is his biggest joy, meeting and talking with people. And he makes it so easy to talk to, we probably would gave gone on for another hour or so but he had to leave for a funeral. I introduce him to Cass, we say our goodbyes and I thank him again for his generosity. I tell him I will send as many people his way to make up for my free stay, he says again “no need Derek, just keep being a good person.” They don’t make too many Earl’s these days so if you are in the Coromandel region stop by!

After brekkie we head for New Chums Beach or it’s nickname Nude Bums Beach! It hasn’t been a nude beach in sometime however, the word got out of it’s beauty and too many tourist roam it’s shore these days. It’s a bit of a trek that starts on another beach and crosses an esturary that you can only be crossed 2 hours either side of low tide. Then hop from unstable boulder to unstable boulder until you finally get to a muddy trail that’s uphill over the saddle. Once at the top of the saddle rewarding views await.

Make it down the other side and you’re on one of the prettiest unspoiled white sand beaches in the world! We find a quiet spot, swim for a bit and sun a bit. No tour busses pulling up here and that’s just how I like it. After about 2 hours we head back to try and beat the tide.

Day 101 2/15/18

We awake this morning to a beautiful view out our bedroom window. The Te Kouma Harbour Cottages also known as “The Cozy Cottages” are just that; a slice of life, an inviting homestead turned campervan park. It’s situated on rolling green hills with tropical plants and flowers at the foreground and the stunning coastline in the distance.

We go for a walk around the property and the grounds have everything you need to host any event from small to large. There’s a massive open air deck area that has a gigantic wooden table made for twenty with a flat top barbecue in the middle. There’s a game room connected to it with a pool table. The lawn is wonderfully decorated with an archway for loving couples to say “I do”. The pathway winds down and around to a jetty (a dock) that extends out into the cove. You can rent canoes and kayaks to do some further exploring. However, we decide to move on after brekkie.

We head to Stu’s Pig Sanctuary where you can drive up and see the little oinkers roaming free. This is a sanctuary after all, not a farm so the pig’s here are friends not food!

There’s dozens from adults to piglets and they’re adorable to watch! We snap a few pictures and move on. We head to see some ancient Kauri trees. There’s a few short walks on nice boardwalk pathways that take you to the base for viewing of these giants.

The boardwalks also act as a protective barrier from foot traffic and a thing called “Kauri Dieback Disease”. This disease is becoming quite the problem in New Zealand and doesn’t discriminate it can kill kauri of all sizes and of any age – from seedlings to giants that pre-date human settlement!

The pathogens of this disease live in the soil and so one major cause of the spread is the movement of soil from one location to the next on hikers footwear. It can be spread by just a pinhead of soil and soil doesn’t necessarily have to be left right by the tree because the pathogens can sense a kauri tree’s roots and swim towards them using a tail-like flagella! This mostly occurs during rainstorms when the flow of water also helps them to spread and move. Unfortunately, there’s no cure and the disease will kill most if not all the kauri it infects eventually causing extinction. However, there is something hikers can do to help so the Department of Conservation have installed footwear cleaning stations at the beginning of trails that have kauri present. These stations provide wire brushes and a cleaning solution to spray on the bottom of your boots. It’s not only important to clean prior to entering the trail but also upon exiting. This is because even the pathogens from this disease in its inactive state can survive for many years above ground and without a kauri anywhere nearby!

Day 103 2/17/18

In the afternoon today we head to check out the Mermaid Pools, a gorgeous rock outcropping that in low tide has accessible pools you can swim in. The pools are a beautiful shade of blue from the ocean water and green algae growing below. We pull up and find parking along a residential street. Start gathering our things, apply sunscreen and we each wear our Vibram five finger shoes to give some support and protect our feet when we walk along the rocky edges of the Mermaid Pools. We’re almost ready to head off when I hear Derek struggling with the driver’s side door, he’s trying to put his shoes on but because the car is at such an angle the door keeps closing on him. During this process he accidentally hits the lock button. Doesn’t think much of it and leaves it locked because we’re about to head off anyways. I’m ready to go and head to his side of the car. He’s got his shoes on and steps out just to turn back and grab our backpack on the driver’s seat. But before he can.. SLAM! The driver’s door closes shut still locked from earlier, shit our backpack is still on the seat and shit our only set of keys are in the backpack!!

Derek‘s only saving grace was that the door actually didn’t close all the way shut, there was a teensy tiny opening where one might be able to slide something in to unlock the door. The other lucky thing was that we weren’t in the middle of nowhere, we were on a residential street after all. So off goes Derek in search of a wire hanger! It just so happened that the house we parked in front of the people must have just got home from a shopping trip because all their car doors were open and they were going back and forth into the house. Good timing. Derek approaches the young girl and tells her our situation. She’s happy to help and says she’d go inside and see what she could find for us. Nice gal comes back with plastic hangers! Derek kindly says thanks but unfortunately that won’t do the trick. Then she says hang on, this is actually my grandfathers house and he must keep something in the garage for this sort of situation. Sure enough her grandpa had a plethora of wire coat hangers already taken apart and stretched long. The granddaughter says that he always liked to help and probably helped people unlock their cars on this street for years. Derek finagles with the hanger, door and lock for about fifteen minutes before voila it’s a success and we’ve got access again to Hal. I’m so relieved because I’m sure a locksmith in this town cost a fortune! I also joke with Derek that he’s one lucky guy that the door didn’t slam shut the entire way otherwise we would have been in trouble.

Finally, we can go enjoy the Mermaid Pools. The hike isn’t long but it’s difficult because it’s so steep. The incline has you face to face with the ground in front of you and each step you have to grab rocks or tree roots just to pull yourself up. It’s definitely worth all the trouble though because it’s such a beautiful spot.

As we swim around going from pool to pool we watch as the tide makes it’s way back in. It starts crashing hard against these rocks shooting copious amounts of water up and we feel the light spray of ocean mist. On our way back out we pause for a photo op and Derek sits on a randomly placed arm chair with the open water in the background. We’ll never know how in the world this chair got here but it made for a really cool picture in a unique setting!

Day 105 2/19/18

Today we booked an excursion with the Dune Rider Tour company. Which includes a stop at the beautiful Cape Reinga, a drive along 90 mile beach (a sand highway) and last but not least the opportunity to go sand boogie boarding! Our tour guide is named Buzz and he’s a local Maori gentleman with a good sense of humor. The drive along 90 mile beach is a smooth ride because our tour bus is made to be driven in the dunes! That was our first ever experience getting to drive along a coastline on the actual beach, it was so cool!

It drove along the beach for about 46km (25mi) to take us to Cape Reinga; the northern most point of the North Island. This area is known for it’s stunning views, the Cape Reinga lighthouse, and where the Pacific Ocean and the Tasman Sea collide.

There’s also a bay here called Kapo Wairua – Spirits Bay, Maori spirituality believes this to be the spot where your spirit takes its final journey to Hawaiki – the spiritual home. It’s name comes from the ancestor Tohe some 700 years ago, when he departed from this place on a journey. The storey goes:

Tohe was old and longed to visit his daughter far away. His people feared he might die before he returned. He said to them, “Kapohia taku wairua!” That is, if his wairua (spirit) passed that way on its final journey, his people should reach out and catch it, not let it go on.

On our trip we meet a couple that live in Auckland named “Lord” Dave and “Lady” Margaret. The Lord and Lady business is slightly a joke but also very real. Apparently, everyone has the opportunity to become a Lord or Lady of Glencoe in Scotland by buying a small piece of land online for only $40 US! Lord Dave had bought it for themselves as an anniversary gift, these two were adorable and hilarious! They’re both in their 70’s and good ‘Ol Dave isn’t shy about taking the boogie board for a spin down the sand dune either! When the trip comes to an end Lady Margaret hugs me and Lord Dave says slyly with a wink, “I’ll be taking one of those too!!” He also cozied up to me at lunchtime too when he wanted to sit right next to me at the picnic table haha! Like I said nice people, he was just being friendly.

After our awesome trip we head to see the largest and oldest Kauri tree in New Zealand known as “The Lord of the Forest”. It’s named Tane Mahuta and is approximately 2000 years old. Legend has it in Maori culture that:

Tane is the son of Ranginui (the sky father) and Papatuanuku (the earth mother). Tane tore his parents apart, breaking their primal embrace, to bring light, space and air, and allowing life to flourish. Tane is the life giver. All living creatures are his children.

Once we get to camp for the night Derek tells me there’s a trail nearby where Kiwi sightings are common at night. At first, I’m not feeling up to go for a hike but he convinces me because it would be so awesome to spot one in the wild. With our headlamps set to the red light setting we venture into the night to seek the rare little fluff balls amongst the forest brush. We see a few different couples on our walk and in whispers ask if they’ve seen a Kiwi yet, they all say they had no luck. That doesn’t discourage us, we keep on. Walking slowly, trying not to make a sound, pausing to listen hard. We hear wind, leaves dropping, possums rummaging and finally what sounds like kiwis grazing. We also hear one or two make calls in the distance. We know they’re here, it’s just hard to spot them because the underbrush of the forest is so dense and our view is blocked. As we’re waiting patiently we finally hear one getting closer. He’s only about 5 ft away so we kneel down and keep our eyes peeled. Finally, he emerges and we can make out the brown little fluff. It takes my breath away because spotting them can be so difficult that I’m amazed we got the opportunity. I’m not really superstitious but I take it as a sign of good luck! Luck that I feel we might need within the next coming week when we try and sell Hal.

Day 106 2/20

We wake up early and drive into Auckland leaving country life behind for awhile. It’s time to prepare Hal for sale and I’m feeling a bit anxious because time is running out before we leave for Australia. Derek takes us to a park with an awesome view of the whole city.

He’s not too concerned with time and still wants to tour and see every point of interest that’s still on his list. We spend the next couple hours cleaning and preparing Hal for showing, it reminded me of when we were showing our house and had to make everything look pristine. We figured selling a vehicle should be no different and we also wanted top dollar.

Afterwards, we head to the local library in town to print off for sale flyers. Then for the next four hours we proceeded to hit every local hostel to drop them off. We have a good system too, Derek drives and when I get out to go inside he sets up navigation for the next hostel in order so we don’t miss any. By the end of the afternoon we hit 23 hostels in all, no one can’t say we didn’t give it the old college try!

Day 107 2/21

The waiting game ensues as we cross our fingers for a speedy sale. We plan to spend every night inside our van until we sell him. So we park at a campground close enough to town for showings. Once he does sell we’ve decided to stay at a hostel closer to the airport until our flight to Australia.

As we’re biding our time at the campground we head into the lounge area and turn on the TV to watch some of the Olympics. We haven’t had the opportunity to see any of it yet and really wanted to. A little while later a young gentleman and his lady come in and sit on the couch across from us. Immediately after that we didn’t stop talking to them for about five days until we both had separate travel plans. They were going to Australia too but to Sydney first. A friendship occurred instantaneously and we stayed up until 1 am that evening chatting. They’re a young Danish couple named Camilla and Patrick. They also had some exciting news because they just got engaged! They talked all about Danish culture and then we compared our lives in the US to their lives in Denmark. It was quite funny learning all the differences from school, jobs, church, politics, weddings and traditions. Patrick’s English is a work in progress, he told us that he never really took the time to practice speaking it because he never really had the need to. However, he’s quite excited to learn and become more proficient especially now that they’re traveling for the next few months. Before we head to bed for the evening we make plans to meet them again in the lounge room tomorrow night and Patrick promises to bring some Tui’s to drink.

Day 108 2/22

Today we get our first response of someone interested in seeing Hal. We’re feeling ready to show him and it reminds us of when we were showing our house! Having to clean up and make everything look nice for the interested buyer. We feel that it was a good lead, the gentleman seemed genuinely interested so we had our fingers crossed. He said he had one more van that he would looking at later that evening and would let us know.

Later, we go to hang out with Patrick and Camilla again. This evening we’re in the mood to play some games so we teach them Farkle and they teach us how to play Danish Yatzy! He has his own scoresheet (of course written in Danish) and a cute collapsible travel dice cup.

The rules are quite similar except that they have additional scoring for rolls. And Patrick has a strange way of rolling, he shakes the cup then proceeds to slam it straight down and lift it straight back up. What this does though most of the time is leave some dice right on top of others and in that case he doesn’t just roll the one on top again he rolls ALL of them again! We were like, “What the french toast is going on?!” We thought that was quite a strange way to roll especially because he kept having to reroll the dice over and over within the same turn until they all landed flat! Interesting to see how people from other countries play games haha!

Day 109 2/23

We get an email early this morning off our TradeMe ad. TradeMe is NZ’s Craigslist. It’s from a girl and her boyfriend interested in Hal. I eagerly respond and it’s set up that we’ll meet them at their Air BNB to show him. We meet Deanna and Jamie, they’re from Massachusetts and she’s here in NZ to finish up her schooling in veterinary medicine. Jamie plans to visit her here when she has breaks from school. We click right away with them because they’re so friendly and they also like Hal right away and want to buy him! The selling point for her is the skull hood ornament! Since she has such a love and bond with animals she said that the skull really spoke to her! We weren’t even sure if we were going to leave it attached when we sold him because we thought some people might be weirded out by it and now we find Deanna who wants to buy Hal all because of the skull!

So glad we found the perfect buyers and the sale went so smoothly. Once they were sure they were buying it they actually hopped on the bed in the back and we drove them to take care of the paperwork at the local post office. After that we went out to lunch with them to celebrate! Since we no longer had a vehicle after lunch, they said they didn’t mind riding in the back again if we wanted to drive to the campground we were staying at. So we did, and once we collected all our personals and said our goodbyes they were off in Hal. Phew, so glad they weren’t a couple of those “Massholes” Laura told us about!

Day 110 2/24

We’re car-less now but since we’ve made some great friends with Camilla and Patrick they graciously offered to drive us in to town today to do some touring. We hop in their rented Jucy campervan and head to downtown Auckland to check out the Volvo Race Village. This Village showcases a variety of experiences for the public to see and to learn all about the Volvo Ocean Race. We get to see a life size version of the Volvo Ocean 65 Boat which is a replica of what the sailors race on.

We watch an intense thirty minute movie that shows information on topics ranging from what the race is, how the sailors live on board, an inside look at their obsession and what the teams are doing to conserve the ocean from pollution. It’s eye opening to see what detrimental affects plastics have had on our oceans. It is said that there are more microscopic pieces of plastic floating in the ocean then there are stars! This affects everything and everyone no matter how big or small.. microscopic organisms living in the ocean are eating microscopic pieces of plastic! Then bigger fish eat them and we eat those bigger fish, so now something that never degrades is floating around in us too. The affects of plastic are horrific and quite sad for future generations if something isn’t done to bring about mass changes and irradicate the damage that has already been done, if that’s even possible.

Well getting back to the Volvo Ocean Race, we had never even knew about such an event so it was really interesting to check it out. It’s a seven month race around the world and one of the stops just happens to be Auckland. It would have been so cool to watch the boats come in but it would still be a couple days until their arrival. We walk around the boardwalk of the marina and each race team has their headquarters setup so we browse through learning more about the teams. Then we head into the Volvo building which has cars on display and more information including some interactive displays. We huddle in a photo booth to capture a picture of us all… look how much taller our new Danish friends are hehe!

This next picture was meant to be because if you look closely at the back of the boat, Camilla and I are each standing next to our owns country’s flag! ❤️ 🇩🇰 🇺🇸

After a fun afternoon walking around Patrick is feeling like it’s time to relax and smoke some hookah. There’s lots of little hookah shops throughout the city so it’s not hard to fulfill his need. He orders us blueberry mint flavored seesha and we puff away for the next couple hours until it’s time to go back to camp for dinner.

Day 112 2/26

Our last day in NZ! Sad to be leaving but also excited for what’s in store ahead of us. A new country and a brand new experience. We have six months in Australia and although that may seem like a lot, the size of Australia can be compared to the entire US! Derek has a lot of stars on his google map that he wants to see, so we believe that we’ll need this amount of time to do a decent tour of the land down under. We also plan to do some volunteer work while we’re there on organic farms. I’m looking forward to this experience and to learn new things.

We said goodbye to Patrick and Camilla last night over a delicious meal of pizza! After, we went to smoke hookah again at the same shop as last time. Such a great couple, we’re excited to watch their travels online because they’re going to a lot of the same countries we are. They will be moving a bit faster though because they only have four months before they have head back to Denmark and their lives there. Patrick is a salesman at a sporting goods shop and we learned that in Denmark you have to go to school to be a salesman, at least if you want to move up the latter and make a decent living they told us. Apparently, you have to go to school for all sorts of jobs including being a waiter/waitress! Camilla is a server and had to go through service training. Kind of funny, what we consider easy jobs to get for young people or people that have no college degree the Danish treat with high importance and respect.

This map shows our journey across NZ, we saw so much that it’s still sinking in! Funny thing is, if you were to zoom in closer on the map 10x more ❤️’s would show up! We went as far north and as far south as you could possibly go. We hiked five out of the nine Great Walks across this great country and we’ve swam in two new bodies of water – the Tasman Sea and the Southern Pacific Ocean.

New Zealand Travel Statistics:

Total time there: 90 days

Total distance hiked on trails: 125 miles

Total amount of steps taken: 863,216+ (this was what Derek’s phone recorded only while being carried, so likely more than that!)

Total # of lakes visited: 15

Total # of books read: 5

Reflection:

We’d all be lucky in life if we had the chance to experience an adventure in a far away land, then to make our way back safely to a place of comfort when it all comes to an end. Sometimes the only way we can appreciate our home and the simple happiness it has to offer is to be away from it for a while. What I’ve realized being gone is that a home doesn’t have to be a structure. When you’re with the one you love, home can be a moment of time in your life. A moment of familiarity regardless of where you are. We’ve only been in New Zealand for three months but during that short time it has become a place we call home. We’ve become accustomed to this lifestyle; our home has wheels and an ever changing backyard. We enjoyed our time here so much that we utilized our three month visa to the exact day! We loved the array of the land, we valued the exposure to the Maori culture and we made some connections with fellow travellers that we now call friends. Now it’s time to find home in another country, until next time NZ!

Lakes, Livers and Lotions Part Two

Our South Island Experience

Part Two

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Day 48 12/24/17
‘Tis the season! It’s Christmas Eve and we’re headed to Queenstown, affectionately known here as the adventure capital. It’s tucked between mountains along the beautiful Lake Wakatipu. For thrill-seekers of all kinds there’s a variety of adventurous activities to choose from. There’s bungee jumping, rappelling into waterfalls and of course the ultimate thrill, skydiving. Although skydiving would be amazing, we’ve done it twice before in AZ. So we end up booking a jet boat ride for the day after Christmas, which is known here as Boxing Day (their Black Friday). The boat ride starts on Lake Wakatipu and the dock is practically in the middle of town center. The ride then takes you to the Shotover River which is famously known for where the first jet boating company Shotover got their name. Their fame is for fast jet boat rides that glide over water as shallow as a few inches!

We come upon Arrowtown first, a small quaint town that has antique shops, historic buildings, cobblestone streets and a China town. Derek’s in the mood for Chinese noodles for lunch so we head to the “China town” area only to find out there’s not really any Chinese food there. Instead it’s an historic part of town that has a trail with informational plaques and old buildings from the gold panning era. During this era, there was an influx of Chinese people who migrated to the area in search of their stake. They were never well received but were eventually known for their hard work and ingenuity.

We head to find camp at a spot right on Lake Wakatipu. We’ve been in the mood for some good Mexican food and New Zealanders don’t know how to do southwestern fare any justice! It’s even hard to find decent store bought salsa. So, I take it upon myself to make some fresh pico de gallo, only to find that some of the fresh ingredients are quite pricey. For example, limes are imported from none other than the US and sold here at $34 NZ dollars for one kilogram! Now I can’t imagine why you would need that many limes, but that makes the cost of a single lime around $4 US dollars! The alternative, buy lime concentrate for pennies and you get 10x as much juice, plus Derek can add a squeeze to his gin and tonics! We enjoy our fresh pico with tortilla chips and splurge a bit on the main dish we grill up some thick, juicy steaks seasoned with Mexican spices. Derek cracks open a bottle of champagne and we “clink” our plastic cups to celebrate some holiday cheer!

Day 49 12/25/17

Merry Christmas! It’s a rainy morning but by midday the clouds part and it’s nice and sunny so we go into Queenstown. We walk along the shore of Lake Wakatipu and head towards the botanical gardens. Seems like we’ve made a point to see the local gardens in every major town along the way. On the lake today there’s a big summer Christmas party happening. We hear Christmas music as we get closer and see people wearing Santa hats out on the lake floating in tubes. Looks like fun but we didn’t bring our bathing suits so we decide to take a gondola ride up the mountain to get great views of the lake and to ride the Skyline Luge.

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Once we’re at the top it’s a madhouse, obviously quite busy because of the holiday. The lines were pretty long and it took about an hour just to get our first ride in. Once we get closer to the beginning of the track we see that it was also taking a while because employees first have to do a safety briefing with you. Finally, it’s our turn and with helmets on we zoom down the track on a fun ride that whips you around tight corners. The pictures that were captured on the way down were hysterical. In one it looks as though Derek was going Kamikaze on some Asian tourists.

After mountain lugeing we head back to camp to have a special Christmas dinner. On the menu is an expensive cut of NZ Prime Beef with mushroom and onion sauté and fried Kumara – a new kind of sweet potato that we’ve never tried. Bon appetite! I love that our backyard changes nightly. We’ve cooked outdoors on the top of mountains, along streams in meadows, on the shores of lakes in forests and it never gets old. I love that I’m greeted every morning by a beautiful dreamscape out my bedroom window of Hal. I’ve never been as happy and free as I am today, right now as I write these words. Travel has been the best Christmas present ever!

Day 51 12/27

Wake up on a hill overlooking Lake Dunstan. It’s a small lake and it’s one of the few I didn’t feel the urge to jump into. As we are heading down the little hill a man in a mini dozer is about to drive past so I give him way. He stops right in front of Hal blocking my way from exiting. He jumps off the dozer with a stern look and barrels toward me. I can see it in his eyes that he’s about to lay it on me.”What were you doing back there?” the man says coarsely in a local accent. “Camping”, I reply. “There is no camping back there, that is why these boulders are here” he exclaims feverishly. The way up the hill last night was through a few giant boulders which look to have been evenly spread to block entry. One was moved just enough to let a car pass and I’d also noticed one other car up on the hill so thought nothing of proceeding to a clear open spot in an otherwise over crowded freedom campground. I explained this to him in a calm manner, quite opposite to his own demeanor. He says something about writing my plate down and reporting me. I say “well you’ve got that dozer and are working this area why didn’t you move the boulder to keep people from getting back here?” I think he realizes he isn’t going to be able to reprimand me and walks back to his dozer and backs it up. Whilst he is moving out of the way I’m laughing about how he had his panties in a bunch about nothing. Smiling as I pass “have a nice day!” I exclaim joyously. He is still bitter and scornful, seething I’d presume to my indifference to the whole matter. I venture to guess that he forgot to move it back last time he was working the area and was projecting his own shortcoming and frustration onto me. Miss me with that shit you weka!

On Campermate there is a spot ahead that had a rope swing into a river, I love rope swings! We cross the Red Bridge and park down below it then walk 100 meters up steam and find the swing. It’s a nice one. There is a platform in the trees to stand on and plenty of rope. I test the rope for strength by hanging on it, then bouncing up and down on it, no give, it’s sturdy. I climb the platform and Cass hands me the rope. There is an anchor necklace on the platform, random I think. I jump, swing and release. Splash! It’s cold and washes away the juju from from the morning confrontation. I grab the necklace as a trophy and reminder of the time I rope swung into the Clutha River.

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Back on the road we reach another tourist trap, Puzzle World. I told myself no more tourist traps but I couldn’t resist. The place is full of illusions and illogical mind benders and tons of great photo ops.

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I really wanted a pic in the world famous Rubik’s cube bathroom. I have an affinity for Rubik’s, I own the 3×3, 4×4 and 5×5 and can solve them all. So getting the pic in the bathroom with the Rubik’s floor falling out from below was the main reason for forking out the big bones to go here, don’t tell Cass.

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Afterwords, we head to the main attraction Lake Wanaka. This is such a gorgeous lake and is known as the gateway to Mount Aspiring National Park. We explore the town of Wanaka briefly, then head across the street to the cities beach access to the lake. The beach is huge and practically stretches the whole length of the city. Even still, you’re not bound to get a quiet secluded spot especially during high season. We drink some rum punch and relax for hours swimming, tanning and people watching. It’s a good day.

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Day 52 12/28
Today we planned to do an overnight backpacking trip to see Mount Aspire. The first part of our journey was along a side trail to see Rob Roy Glacier, a four mile hike round trip that was only about 20 minutes from the car park and just off the main trail for Mt. Aspire. So Derek had the idea to leave our big packs in the car for the first part and then afterwards swing back by the car park to prepare them for the long hike. Smart, because this trail ended up being quite a climb and moderately difficult. Definitely worth the hard work because once we came into view of this magnificent glacier we were both wowed by its beauty. The ice melt from above trickled down creating multiple waterfalls all around it. We sat and soaked in the views for a while and ate our packed lunch.

Then, we made our decent back down to Hal to grab our big bags. However, on the way back I get a wave of fatigue and can’t fathom hiking for another 4+ hours. I bring this to Derek’s attention and ask him if we can skip out on backpacking for the night and go find camp in Hal. At first, he’s reluctant and tries to keep my spirits high but I tell him it’s already getting late in the day and I’m really not feeling up to it. He agrees and says we can figure out plan b.

He looks at his handy dandy Campermate app and sees that there is a swimming opportunity nearby at Wishbone Falls. I’m always up for a swim break so we head that way.

This was an awesome waterfall right off the road with a pool at its base and the best part was that we had the whole place to ourselves. No time to waste, we tred in to the natural pool and soak our soar muscles.

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Relaxed and refreshed we head to find camp for the evening. We end up stumbling upon a free camp along Lake Hawea. Another beautiful lake among this land o’lakes!

Day 53 12/29
First on our list today is to see the Blue Pools along the Makarora River. A brief walk through a beech tree forest takes us to the deep pools of crystal clear glacier water. At the end we can walk out on a swinging bridge above the pools and we see some thrill seekers climbing over the rail to take a plunge into the water below. Derek’s immediately ready to join in on the shenanigans. I post up on some rocks across the bridge to get some pictures of his jump. He goes a few times, showing off his grip strength by hanging on the beams from only his hands. One lady yells, “That’s cheating!” I assume she means because he’s able to get closer to the water doing it this way.

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I enjoy the fun from a distance with no intention on jumping myself. He’s had his thrills and we make our way down to the beach entrance to the pools. The area is packed, this is a popular stop and for good reason. As we sit and enjoy the views we watch many more brave souls jumping. Then we start to see some girls follow suit. Derek nudges me and says that I should be up there too. I’m typically down for thrilling experiences and have no fear of heights, the thought to jump just never crossed my mind. Until, I saw more and more girls gathering the nerves to do it. Although, most of them were making a big production out of it and being dramatic. The crowd started shouting “Jump already” and giving them the countdown from ten because some of them were taking 5 minutes to do it. I finally kept saying to Derek “Jeez, I could do that and I wouldn’t even hesitate!” I figure if you make the effort over the railing then you’ve already made the decision to jump. After that it’s just a matter of letting go, why wait to prolong the inevitable and psych yourself out.

I make my way up to the bridge, as I’m walking away from Derek and getting closer and closer I think to myself, shit I’m going to be all alone up there! Not going to lie, I got some chills up my spine but following my motto of no going back I continue onward. I see that there’s a few more girls that look like they’re about to get ready to make their way over the railing. Not wanting to wait up there for twenty minutes and knowing that I’ll be a quick jumper I take a quick look at the railing and try to figure the best way to get up and over it. Putting my weight on both my arms and with a swift upward jump I sit my bottom on the railing and swing my feet over. Lower myself onto a wooden post and then get my first real look at the water below. Wow, this water all of the sudden seems a lot further down from this angle! No going back. I look up, scan the crowd below, give Derek a final wave. Deep breath. Step forward. Arms straight up, hands placed together, I’m ready to enter the water like a needle. On the way down I keep expecting to hit the water a lot sooner than I actually hit. Finally, submerged. It’s absolutely ice cold, the coldest water I’ve been in yet. The cold is shocking so much so that it literally takes my breath away. I surface and start to swim to shore gasping for air. I couldn’t catch my breath, I started coughing and inhaling hard, it was pretty bad. Of course I can swim, it wasn’t like I was drowning I just couldn’t breath! Didn’t expect that. Make my way to the closest rock and sit for a few minutes to gather myself. Thought for sure the crowd would have noticed my struggle but when I finally made my way out of the water Derek said that he didn’t even know I was having any trouble and figured I stopped for a pee break! …Which I did haha. Afterwards, I was glad that I took the plunge!

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Day 54 12/30/17
Today we head out on a hike to see Fox Glacier, it’s a cloudy and foggy day so don’t get views of it until we make it up a steep hill to its base. Or at least to the platform that the Department of Conservation has deemed a safe distance for the public to view from. There are signs everywhere warning people not to get close to the glacier and to stay behind the railings they’ve installed. They have even made a sign showing a newspaper clipping of two young men’s deaths because they got too close, ice broke off and buried them alive. Yikes! No problem for me, I tend to follow the signs posted along trails. On the other hand, Derek tends to have an issue following posted signs and has some innate desire to know what’s beyond the warnings. Seems like at every opportunity he’s jumping over railings, climbing up over barriers to get a closer look at what the DOC has hidden from the public. It’s almost as if he thinks these signs are his personal invitations to explore further.

Afterwards, we head to Fox Glacier Township to a holiday park to camp for the night. In this little town there are stores and advertisements everywhere promoting Fox Glacier, kind of funny too because they have used the same Fox News logo only the letters are all in ice. You can take guided tours to step foot on the glacier or even helicopter rides to get awesome views. All tourist traps in our book; we’d rather use our own two feet to see what Mother Nature has provided. Derek checks us in to get our spot for the night and finds out that there’s a free guided tour to see glow worms that evening.

It’s around 9:30 pm and we head to the front of the park to meet up with the tour group. On my way I hit the restroom first to empty my tank. As I exit the single stall I leave the light on, it was on when I arrived and I figure now that it’s getting dark it would be nice for the next person to have light. Derek immediately comments, “Do you live in a barn?” As I’m being asked the silly question I look back and see a girl around our age exiting her stall and leaving her light on. She starts to approach us and we hear her companion yell to her to turn her light off! I giggle and tell her that I just got reprimanded for the same thing! She laughs and says the same thing I was thinking about leaving it on for the next person. Then she goes into this whole conserving energy spiel about how it takes more energy to keeping turning a light on and off then just to leave it on. I agree with her unknowingly but because I’ve actually heard that before and mostly to give the guys a hard time. The subject changes when the tour guide announces that the tour won’t start for another 30 minutes to allow it to get more dark outside for better viewing of the glow worms. So we head back to our campervans talking the whole way and getting to know this couple and what they’ve been doing in NZ. We learn that the route their taking is the same as ours and how they’re planning to do a lot of the same things we are. She offers to give us a tour of her campervan, so we go and take a look. Then we reciprocate and introduce them to Hal. Finally, I ask them their names for a formal introduction, and we meet Rhys and Harriet. They’re in their twenties and from the UK but currently working as teachers in Rarotonga on the Cook Islands. Thirty minutes fly by and we head off on the tour. We walk and talk with them the whole way, we end up losing the tour group. Which was fine anyways because the guide wasn’t even giving any information he was just being a leader. Harriet ends up leading us along the trail since they had walked the trail earlier in the day and knew where to go. We tell them our story about how we sold our house and quit our jobs to travel. Rhys loves this, he agrees that why wait until your old and retired to travel. One thing he said that made me laugh, “If only I had paid off my mortgage a couple years earlier instead of traveling the world, said no one ever on their deathbed!” We make our way back to camp and say goodnight and that we hope to see them again along the way.

Day 55 12/31/17
It’s New Year’s Eve! We head to the town of Franz Josef to check in to the Rainforest Retreat. I chose this camp spot because they have an onsite bar & grill and because they have jacuzzis. Mostly I picked it for the jacuzzis, I was ready to get relaxed and rejuvenated! The bar I thought might be fun to go to later in the evening to join in on the festivities and ring in the new year. The front desk tells us that we can book a private jacuzzi free of charge, so we pick a time slot and head off to have lunch first. The grounds at the Rainforest Retreat are really nice and offer some secluded camping spaces. We end up eating such a late and big lunch that we skip dinner when the time comes.

We get ready to hit the town, take a shot of Jim Beam and cheers each other saying goodbye to 2017 and hello to an entire year of travel! We walk into town to a bar called Snake Bite, we heard that there was going to be live music so we wanted to check out the scene. Unfortunately, the “live music” was a DJ… not really our style. Plus, the place was dead, definitely not the New Year’s Eve party we wanted to be at. We leave after one drink and head to Monsoon’s, the bar that was at our campsite. This party is more like what we were looking for, the place is packed and lively! We get in the long line at the bar to get a couple Tui’s, a local lager named after a local bird. We’re almost to the front and a girl wearing braids who’s just got her beers turns to make her way through the maze and it’s Harriet! We say our hellos and she tells us where her and Rhys are hanging out. With Tui’s in hand we mingle through the crowd making conversation along the way with randoms. Then we party for the rest of 2017, drinking and dancing. When it comes time for the countdown a lot of people including us are standing on tables because it’s such a crowded madhouse. Balloons rain down from above and the night is sealed with a kiss.

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2017 has been a great year, a very busy one with lots of hard work to get us to where we are today. We said goodbye to our home, our jobs and our friends and family and hello to a brand new lifestyle.

Day 56 1/1
A new year. This whole year we will be travelling. It is strange to think that for one entire year we’ll be wandering and exploring the world out of a backpack. Sleeping in vans, buses, trains, boats and hostels. Seeing and experiencing something new daily with nowhere to call home. The last two months have flown by hastily and I foresee a year from now pondering where the last 356 days have gone.

Today we see Franz Josef Glacier, arguably the most accessible glacier in the world. An easy 45 minute walk from the car park has you face to face with the giant. Franz Josef has carved the sheer cliff sides of the valley behind us and stretches for miles in front of us. All the way up to Mount Cook, that contentious crag! The views from the nearby Peters Pools stunningly reflect the glacier and surrounding mountains in its aqueous frame. Worth the walk!

Day 57 1/2
Another day has gone quickly by as we explore the Tatare tunnels. These are old mining tunnels used for running water through the mountain to a sluicing operation. It is damp, dark and cold with a few dozen glowworms at the end of it.

We head out of glacier country and stumble on the town of Hokitika. We knew the name as we’ve seen several postcards in the past few days with the name of the town configured in driftwood. Cass wanted a picture with the driftwood so we make the stop. My interest lies mostly in the Hokitika gorge. A beautiful gorge with emerald waters rushing its banks. We will check it out tomorrow.

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We find camp on Lake Kaniere and it is a treat! We’re just in time to catch the sunset right over the lake and behind the dark silhouette of the mountains in the background. The days are going by in the blink, slowdown!

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Day 58 1/3
Wake up, make breakfast, brush teeth, put away our gear and we are gorge bound. The car lot is full but luckily someone pulls out just as we arrive. After a short walk, we get to a lookout over the gorge and the water is turquoise but actually not as clear as I have seen in pictures. There’s been quite a bit of rain as of late which might account for the louched water. It’s beautiful all the same with a large swing bridge spanning it’s width.

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I read online that you can jump from the bridge but unlike the blue pools jump there isn’t a line of people waiting to dive in. We cross the bridge and notice a few people upstream jumping off an outcropping of rocks. We make our way in their direction and once there I partake in the marginal jump of 20 ft. I chat with a few guys there about jumping the bridge and they say it’s too high and the water is opaque so it’s hard to tell if it is safe. Since I had read online that people have jumped it, I have my heart set on it. It does look high, possibly 60 feet. A woman passing by said it’s got to be over 20 meters. Two guys come to the rock out cropping and are afraid to jump. I instruct them on the best spot to jump from and encourage them. They are still apprehensive so I jump in to show them the light. They soon follow suit. I talk to them about the bridge and they said it’s too crazy for them. At the blue pools Cass and I had the advantage of seeing others go first and live to tell the tale. Cass and I walked back towards the bridge. Once there I look down and see only the milky surface, no features below visible. I envision the gorge without water, if the walls continue down the same angle below water as they do the above water there should be ample depth I tell myself. I glance the water for any telltale signs of rocks just below the surface, i.e. ripples or extra turbulence in any area and see nothing suspect. The final factor that went through my mind is that if death or grotesque bodily harm was eminent then the bridge would be laminated with warning signs. The bridge being absent of caution banners I remove my shirt and empty my pockets, fuck it!

I make my way over the siding and onto a wooden support plank. Cass readies the camera. I look down, it’s far. I contemplate the possible errors in my analysis up to this point of the risk/reward outcome. Before I talk myself out of it I lean forward, take one step out and let go of the railing. Gravity swiftly kicks in and I am falling, and falling, and shit this is a long fall! Smack! My legs not being broken ramen assist my in swimming to the surface, I’m alive! I make my way up the side of the gorge back to the bridge and Cass. One guy says that was “mental” and that he filmed it. Cass overheard a young girl proclaim that “he is so hard”. The two guys from the rocks just made their way across the bridge and boasted about my accomplishment. I down played it and told them it’s perfectly safe and they should do it too! They say no way, Cass proceeds to show them the pics she got and I egg them on a bit more and they are back in the middle of the bridge. The first guy hands me his phone to shoot video of him. I jump back over the railing to get a good angle. He jumps and for whatever reason is leaning face forward as he descends. Whack! He surfaces and starts for the river bank. The second guy says, “I’m afraid of heights.” I tell him, “There’s only one way of getting over that fear.” He awkwardly makes it over to the wood plank. He says a bunch of profanity then takes the plunge. As he descends I yell, “Keep your arms in!” His arms are straight out parallel with the water like he’s on the cross. Smack! Ouch, I’m thinking as he lands arms out on impact. The two make their way back up. The first guy’s chest and face are all red from impact but seems fine considering. The second guy however is in visible pain and trying to hide it. He puts out his arms and they are starting to turn purple with every vein bulging out 5x larger than normal. It appears that every surface capillary has bursted and it’s a gnarly sight! Cass gives a few words of encouragement saying, “Well at least you did it, it didn’t have to be pretty!” We turn to walk away quickly and get out of there. Poor guy, he’s probably more afraid of heights now than ever before. At least now he has a video of himself jumping off an awesomely high bridge in a picturesque gorge with some American bloke yelling, “Keep your arms down!” in the background.

We liked Lake Kaniere so much that we head back there for the rest of the night. There is a little dock that extends into the water that I practice gainers off of and Cass works on her tan. Chalk up another great day!

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Day 60 1/5/18
What, what?! It’s been 60 days gone now, we can’t believe how fast it’s flying by! The longest we’ve ever been away from home was about 16 days on a road trip to see Yosemite and the great California Redwoods. That trip was epic, we ended up transversing almost the whole state of California. We went the furthest north you could go to the Oregon border and on our way back home went practically the furthest south.

Derek has planned this morning to go searching for mussels for dinner at Motukiekie Beach. We head out of camp early so he can search for them at low tide. He had lots of luck and gathers the biggest we’ve seen yet.

Derek drives us to Punakaiki and out to Dolomite Point to see the famous Pancake Rocks. It’s a 30 million year old heavily eroded seabed with layered limestone rocks that resemble stacked pancakes. High tide is the best viewing time because the sea bursts through several vertical blowholes shooting water on bystanders. Before we’re ready to get sprayed by the ocean water though we stop at a local cafe to get our very own plate of stacked pancakes. Derek orders the stack that comes with crispy bacon and caramelized bananas, delicious!!

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We satisfied our sweet tooth so we head to walk amongst the fossil rocks. There’s a whole viewing platform that loops around the rocks and offers many good vantage points to see the blowholes and pools below. The sea echoes through the walls of the blowholes and it sounds like we’re in a Jurassic Park movie with a T-Rex stampeding towards us!

We then make our way to camp at Kohaihai which is right by the trailhead for our next Great Walk we’re doing tomorrow. The day closes with an amazing sunset along the beach with the Tasman Sea reflecting all the pinks. Kohaihai is also the name of the river right by our campsite and it’s so cool to see it flowing down from the mountains directly into the Tasman Sea. Later in the evening once the stars come out we go for a walk on the beach. Derek has been on a mission to catch his first glimpse of the Southern Cross. So far we’ve seen Orions Belt almost nightly, but the Southern Cross is something you’ll never see from North America which adds to the elusiveness of this celestial body. Unfortunately, we don’t see it in this nights sky however we discover something even more peculiar and it’s just as unique! As Derek is playing with the sand and swiping it around with his foot we notice something glowing. We get on all fours to take a closer look and we see hundreds of tiny lime green glowing particles in the sand. We’re blown away by our finding and guess that the sand has some sort of bioluminescent phytoplankton or something! Such a cool finding, NZ amazes us daily!

Day 61 1/6/18
Today, we start our next Great Walk along the Heaphy Track. It’s a costal track that meanders through rainforest and along the shores of the Tasman Sea.

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We’ve never been so close to this body of water and we can’t even put our feet into the water because the waves along this section are colossal. There are signs everywhere warning against swimming because extreme weather can cause dangerous sea conditions. This, however is what makes this trek so special, we get a stunning display of beautiful beaches surrounded by dense rainforest with Nikau palms lining the way.

It takes us about 5.5 hours to reach our campsite right by the Heaphy Hut. There are huts along all the Great Walk trails but are more expensive then tent camping, so we always go for the more rugged option.

Our backs and feet are feeling sore and the gravity of our labor sets in. We head out to the Heaphy River to go for a swim and we see that the river feeds directly into the Tasman Sea about 100 meters away. What an amazing view! We walk out onto the beach and there’s tons of sea foam washed ashore. The wind picks up the light, airy foam and it dances around like floating bubbles.

Once back at camp we make our dehydrated dinner meal, we love how easy these are. You just boil some water and wait fifteen minutes for the food to soak it up like a sponge and voila dinner is served. On the menu tonight is Coconut Curry Chicken – Derek’s favorite. We meet the Weka, a flightless bird that looks like a duck. They waddle around looking for scraps and have a hell of a call that we hear through the night. Tuckered out we head in for the night and get as comfortable as possible on 2 inches of air.

Day 62 1/7/18
We take our time getting up this morning and we’re in no rush to leave as we want to enjoy our time in this beautiful spot. Finally, we make our way out of our tent and head to the picnic table to make breakfast. We look around and the grassy field is vacant from the numerous tenters that camped last night. We’re the last ones! It’s only 9 am so we’re surprised to see that all the other hikers moved on. The ranger comes down the hill from the hut with a fishing pole and she’s geared up to go catch dinner. We make some small chat and she mentions that the massive amount of sandflies is actually a good thing otherwise a resort probably would have popped up by now. This gorgeous spot is definitely resort-worthy but boy is she right about the pesky sandflies being horrid. After she leaves we decide to go use the hut for shelter from the swarming sandflies despite the fact that it’s supposedly only reserved for the hikers that paid to stay there not the tenters. We figured what the heck, it’s empty so no one would notice or mind! We start our trek back to Hal and we hope to keep up a good pace and make it back in 5 hours.

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Day 63 1/8/18
We head to Oparara Valley which has numerous hiking opportunities but our main focus is to see the Moria and Oparara Arches. We start on the trail and pretty early on there’s an informational plaque that Derek stops to read. I notice a tiny grey bird on a tree branch that’s hanging right over the plaque. He’s jumping about and I move closer to get a good look at him because he’s too cute! I start talking to him and saying hi to the little fella and he must of thought my hair bun was a nest because all of a sudden he takes flight and his trajectory is straight for my head! I jump behind Derek as a barrier and scream like a little girl. Derek’s cracking up at me and says that little guy couldn’t have done any harm. I’m like yeah right, I saw evil in his eyes as he darted for my head. All joking aside I figured it was time for a new hairdo so I swap my high bun for a side braid lol!

Day 65 1/10/18
It’s 7 am and I reluctantly leave the warmth of Hal to make my way to the restroom. When I’m on my way back ready to crawl back into bed I’m startled by a large peacock standing in the middle of the path. I didn’t know they had peacocks here! I rush back to tell Derek the revelation and he wants to see them too. So we finally get up to have breakfast and head to the camp’s kitchen where I first saw the peacock. As we cook breakfast, we see more peacocks roaming the field and we decide to get a front row spot to the action. We sit outside to eat our breakfast burritos watching these beautiful birds peck away.

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Later, we hike a trail that takes us out onto Wharariki beach. This area is appropriately named “The Kiwi’s Beak” because it has a large expansive sandbar that resembles the beak of the Kiwi (the national bird). The track begins in what looks like “The Shire”.

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A thin path cuts the sides of rolling green hills with a fog in the distance covering their tops. Once we get to the beach the fog thickens and it’s like out of an apocalyptic movie. We move forward into the wall of fog and can hear ocean water but it doesn’t come into view until we’re about 2 meters away. It’s eerily desolate and we can make out a rock formation that shows it’s age when we see it has an arch carved out from the turbulent waters.

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We walk a little further in search of the little blubbers (seal pups). They aren’t hard to find because even though they are small they make a lot of commotion being playful! We get close to three of them and watch them swimming and chasing each other over rocks.

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Later, we go for a hike to see two ancient caves called the Stafford and Ballroom Caves. This track ends up being quite a climb and takes us about 45 minutes to reach the cave entrance; a rather quick pace because the trail sign at the beginning estimates it can take about 90 minutes. With headlamps donned we go spelunking! Wiki Derek has no fear and wants to explore every nook and cranny. I’m a bit more hesitant and take my time over the slippery surfaces. He knows a way through the Stafford Cave to get to the Ballroom Cave because they’re connected. This trail (if you can call it that) is down giant wet rock surfaces that have ropes anchored in to lower yourself down. You have to duck and squeeze through tiny spaces and it’s pitch black, cold and damp and there are glow worm webs hanging down from above. It’s not an ideal place of enjoyment but as I see the fog of my breath in my headlamp glow I tell myself that this Wiki Derek Adventure is sure not to disappoint..

Derek’s always about ten paces ahead and this time is no different. All of a sudden, he hollers back to me to turn off my headlamp. I’m like wait, what?! I don’t want to continue on in the blinding darkness on my own. So he rushes back to me, grabs my arm and with lights off leads me to an opening that showcases the Ballroom Cave.

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I’m taken aback to say the least, it’s like I just stepped into an Indiana Jones flick and it’s astonishingly massive compared to the small crawl spaces we just meandered through. It’s as if we’re the first people seeing this archaic space and I’m thoroughly impressed by its’ ruggedness. On this entire trip I’ve been wowed so many times but there’s only a few instances where I’m utterly awed. It takes me a few moments to soak it all in, to let the amazingness I see in front of me sink in. I stand there moved by the expansive cave walls and Derek’s again ten paces ahead, already rushing across the boulders below. He calls to me to follow him and my daze is broken, grinning ear to ear I follow his lead and say, “You always bring me to prettiest places!” A phrase that’s becoming ever so frequent in my vocabulary. I do feel lucky daily!

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Day 66 1/11/18

We drive to Marahau (the southern entrance to the Able Tasman Great Walk) and get ready for a 3 night/4 day hike up what some would say is the prettiest coast of all New Zealand. We’ve arranged a water taxi to pick us up at the end of the hike to bring us back to Marahau so we park Hal in their car park. While in the parking lot, two women wearing large packs walk by. I ask them how their hike went excitedly! They respond, “We got rained out!” I look up, the sky is a little grey but no rain at the time, and the forcast said some rain on and off through the day but nothing that would garner a full blown rain out. “Sorry to hear that”, I say and hope that we won’t meet the same fate.

We set out with our big packs on and make good time. Even with the weight of our packs we are passing day hikers (normies). Tons of normies pass us on their way out, some look dissapointed and wet. Not a good sign. The trail is easy, wet in spots but not dredging in mud in the least. A light rain starts so we put on our rain jackets and rain covers for our packs. The rain starts to pick up and is heavy at times but nothing too crazy.

Our camp for the night is Anchorage Campground and as we approch the bay the rain lets up and the sun peaks out. As we’re descending down it is all lit up and gorgeous! Cass says something about that I always take her to all the prettiest places!

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Set up our tent, throw on our swim suits and take a well earned dip. The clouds shroud the sun once again and we settle in for the night. Light rain falls intermittently during the night.

Day 67 1/12/18
It’s mid-morning and we start our hike to Bark Bay; our next campsite that’s about 4 hours down the trail. For us that’s not too long of a hike so we take our time and on the way we stop at Cleopatra’s pool. A nice waterfall along a river that features a natural rock waterslide. I know before we even get there that Derek’s definitely going down this waterslide and I’m feeling excited to document the whole thing. Most days he’s my form of entertainment because he’s always willing to do whatever comes his way. I have to start covering up my legs right away because where there’s water there’s sandflies! It starts to rain but not too heavy and we are about halfway to camp so our spirits are high and we continue on.

Once at camp we make lunch and enjoy the company of some baby ducks. Derek tries to pick them up to pet them but the mama duck isn’t having it. The rain starts up again and it’s coming down pretty heavy. Glad that we set up our tent as soon as we got there we head into shelter and to relax. Unfortunately, for the rest of the evening it never stops raining. It would have been nice to do some exploring around Bark Bay but Mother Nature has different plans for us. So we play some Yahtzee and end up eating dinner inside our tent too. Before we go to sleep, Derek notices that water is starting to seep in around the seams of the tent. He decides to use his towel and some dirty clothes around the floor of the tent to help absorb some of the rainwater. To sleep we go.

Day 68 1/13/18
3:00 AM: I’m awakened by the feel of wetness inside my sleeping bag, I notice that my socks are feeling moist and feel drops of water coming down on the bottom of my bag. I’m a light sleeper and was aware that it had been coming down all night. Finally though, the tent couldn’t withstand the torrential rain any longer. I sat up to get a better look turned on my head light and saw that everything was getting soaked and there were puddles of water inside the tent. Not much to do about the situation and start to realize that there’s no way we can continue on our hike let alone sleep another night in this tent! Try my best to fall back asleep and do successfully.

8:00 AM: It just so happens that out on some of these Great Walks when you’re close enough to the huts there’s free wifi. We had booked a water taxi for tomorrow to take us back to where we parked Hal, but that’s tomorrow and we need to get out of this mess today. We reluctantly realize that we have to call our Abel Tasman hike a wash and end it early due to our gear malfunction. Plus, the hiking conditions would be pretty horrid. Today was supposed to be our longest hiking day, 6+ hours. I told Derek that I just couldn’t imagine hiking and being wet all day then to get to camp and set up wet gear with no way of getting warm and dry before nightfall. Even though we had wifi we did not have the ability to call the water taxi company to try and move up our reservation. I see that they have an email address on their website and cross my fingers that they respond to our request to take the 11:30 am water taxi ASAP! Lucky for us, I receive word within minutes that we can in fact move up our reservation. Until then we wait in our soppy tent laying on our soggy air mattresses for two hours. Once 11:00 am rolls around we are in full packing mode to put our wet gear away as best as possible. We head to the beach and wait for our ride. The rain doesn’t stop, the waves are fierce and I can’t imagine how a boat is going to make it to shore. It felt like we were getting rescued off a deserted island. We see the boat coming in over the rough sea. Yes, we’re saved!

1:00 PM: We’re sitting pretty (and finally dry) at a local pub. Now to come up with plan b for the night. Derek mentions staying in a hotel and I’m quite surprised but extremely ready for the comforts it would provide. I find one online in Nelson and book it. We arrive at the hotel only to find out that I actually booked the room for tomorrow on accident! Shit! Now plan b is turning into plan c! Derek finds a camping spot close by and we shrug our shoulders and say oh well, guess the comforts will have to wait one more day. This actually works out well because we’re able to hang our wet gear and open up the tent to dry out. Plan c’s a success.

Day 69 1/14/18
Hotel day! Checkin isn’t until 2 pm so we tour the town of Nelson and hit up the local Sunday farmers market. We go on a short, steep hike up a hill to get panoramic views and because this is the official location of the center of NZ.

2 pm rolls around and we head straight to the hotel. One of the first things Derek does is turn on the television. To our surprise they have the NFL football playoffs airing! Yay, more comforts from home, score! On the commercial breaks we keep seeing that the second Lord of the Rings movie will come on later that evening. I’m happy about this because almost this whole trip I’ve been saying I wish we could watch the movies again or I wished we could read the books in digital format. LOTR must be NZ’s main claim to fame because we also see that they’re continuously airing all the movies. We order take out from a local Turkish restaurant and the lamb kebabs are off the hook. As we’re brushing up on what happens on the first LOTR movie by reading an online synopsis Derek sees that there’s a drinking game you can play while watching the movies. For instance, when ever anyone introduces someone as “the son of..” you drink or when someone says “ring, precious, Baggins” and so on you drink. We had fun playing and were constantly taking swigs of booze!

Day 70 1/15/18
Derek wakes us up around 7 am to watch the Steelers playoff game. I fix us a big brunch and mimosas. We then proceed to watch the Steelers get their butts kicked, darn no Super Bowl this year!

Check-out is 11 am so we mosey on to Tahunanui Beach. A beautiful beach with a calm entrance because there’s a huge sandbar that helps break the waves.

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We relax and suntan all afternoon, play some frisbee and eat lunch. There’s a vendor renting out kayaks but we don’t even consider doing it however, what catches our eye is that the sign says, “Hire a kayak”. Apparently, instead of renting a kayak you “hire” it. Just another Kiwi phrase, along with: mosquitos are mozzies, boat docks are boat jettys, a dog leash is a dog lead and when something is crazy it’s mental!

Day 71 1/16/18
Today we shake things up, we leave the south and take an interisland ferry across Cook Strait to the North Island. It was pretty cool driving Hal right onto one of the decks of the ferry. The whole process is of course quite organized and we were amazed at how many cars ended up boarding the ferry. It’s a 3 hour ride and once aboard it feels like we’re on a cruise again. They have little restaurants and bars on board. They announce over the intercom that there’s live music at one of the lounges and that they’re showing a movie in the onboard cinema. They even include the little ones and have a coloring contest to be judged towards the end of the trip. Derek and I plant ourselves in a quiet corner with a good window view and don’t partake in any of the onboard amenities the entire trip. We just relax and eat the lunch we purchased from a local bakery before we boarded the ferry.

Three hours fly by and we’re welcomed to the North Island when we make it to Wellington; the capital of New Zealand. It’s a bustling city and we go walking it’s streets looking for something to eat for dinner. We come upon MEXICO! Of course New Zealanders would name their Mexican style restaurant the best name they could come up with.. the name of the country to match the type of food served haha! Slightly kidding though because I’m not sure if the founders are in fact locals or not. Lucky us though because we finally have found some amazingly good tasting Mexican food! I love the style of the restaurant too, the atmosphere is cool and modern with fun paintings of sugar skulls and Mexican motifs. The margaritas are on point, the only thing I wished was that they were heavier on the pour! Overall, we leave happy with full stomachs and a good buzz.

As we head to find camp for the night we go through our list of points of interest on the North Island has to offer and we’re feeling really excited for what lies ahead!

REFLECTION:

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It’s dawned on me now that the vagabonding lifestyle is fleeting; everyday is different and there’s no grasping onto anything concrete because the next day it’s gone. However, this bittersweetness is the best part about it! It forces you to live in the now. The present moment goes unmissed and the exquisiteness of life shines through.

Life is beautiful and too often than not it speeds by us. Another revolution around the sun gone again and again until life’s light flickers out. During our time on this earth we have put all our stock into experience. We feel that experiencing new things, seeing new places, meeting new people, living new ways are all the riches we need in the entire world. And we’re the richest we’ve ever been in our mere 32 years of existence; we’re rich in time. We’ve got the hours, we’ve got the days and we’ve got the weeks but they’re fleeting away every second! We’re drinking it up though and soaking it into our beings and will carry these experiences away with us for a lifetime.

Lakes, Livers and Lotions Part One

    Our New Zealand Experience

South Island Edition

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Day 19-21 11/25-11/27/2017

5:15 AM: Rolled out of bed and fled to the Honolulu international airport, dropped off the Charger and looked onward to something larger. A holiday away without pay but our fate was ok because we’re off to play! Excited for our time away and ready to put our woes at bay. Adventure is our sport and the world is our court. Relaxation is our mindset and openness is our safety net. On a mission to listen to what nature has to offer and live a little softer.

8:30 AM: T-minus 10 hours to go on the longest flight we’ve ever been on. Unfortunately, once again we’ve found ourselves in babyland. This time the baby triangle, (aka the cry fest trifecta or the triple threat) baby to our front, baby to our back and baby in the aisle across. We decide that listening to music and watching the onboard flight movie “IT” was the only way to drown out the cries. Order our first ever toastie to try and despite it being airline food it’s actually quite tasty. Play some Catan and Backgammon on Derek’s phone, take a nap and bada bing we’re in Sydney with a three hour layover. We’ve already lost almost an entire day in the transition across the international dateline because it’s now 3:40 PM on 11/26. We walk around to stretch our legs, grab lunch and check out the duty-free shops. We notice a fantastic sale on alcohol and time travel must make you pretty thirsty because for the next hour Derek and I sat down discussing our drinking needs for the next three months in New Zealand. We went back-and-forth deciding whether or not the prices in the duty-free shop on booze was truly a good deal. We compared prices between currencies, evaluated how much we could drink per week and how many shots that equated to per bottle (which got a little confusing since we now had to start using the metric system). Then I looked at Derek and said, “Are we alcoholics?” and he said, “No, we’re professional drinkers!” Haha! More like we’re on a mission to save a buck or two wherever we can and if that means buying our alcohol in bulk, so be it! Ultimately, it will keep us out of bars and out of trouble. So we bought the maximum allowable amount which was three bottles of liquor per person. Score, we’re stocked and our livers will thank us later!

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2:30 AM: Our flight arrives in late, I know before long I’ll be sleeping cozy in a jail cell. Before we get tossed in the slammer at the Jailhouse Hostel we first need to make it through customs and also the oh so scary Department of Eco-Biological something or other… The signs ask that you declare foreign foods and any items used for camping or hiking including gear and footwear, failure to do so would be a penalty of a $400 fine. They do this to preserve their endemic flora and fauna from foreign invasive species and microorganisms. Smart. I fill out the eco-biological screening card stating I’ve got a tent and boots.

We are the last in line and the airport staff are closing up shop behind us. We finally make it to the front and an agent asks to see the tent so I get it out of my pack, it’s tied up tightly with Canadian winch knots. He tells us that’s he’s going to examine it and be right back. He walks over to a door and disappears with my home. Cass and I chat, I comment to her how dirty the tent was, how it was really wet and muddy from Kalalau, when we rolled it up last. We weren’t aware some official government agent would be meticulously eyeballing it, if we had we might have tidied it up a bit and put a welcome mat in it.

About five minutes go by and the agent peeks his head out the door and gives me a hitherto hand gesture. He says he can’t undo my knots, Ha ha ha! I am led into the super secret inspection room. A small room filled with cleaning supplies mostly. I easily undo my knots and look at him smirkishly. “Well let’s have a look shall we?” he says and I roll open the tent. Big chunks of earth and plant material fly out onto the examination table, oh shit I think, they’re going to take my house away or lock me up for 1st degree ecobiological endangerment. He says, “Well that won’t do, here are some dust brooms and there is a vacuum over there, best get to it.” Thats not what I was expecting him to say but I’ll take it!

Cass and I are now cleaning our filthy ass tent in the biological inspection room at the Christchurch airport at 3 o’clock in the fucking morning! The agent I’m sure was ready to get off and jumped in and started to help. 15 minutes later the tent was respectable, not clean, respectable. He gives it another look over and says “Good enough.” I thank him for his help, reroll the tent, stuff it back into my pack, grab the single cab sitting out front of the airport and finally we head to the Jailhouse. We arrive, break into jail, find the key to our cell and jump into bed. The bed is actually pretty comfy, long day is over and we close our eyes excited for the new day.

10:00 AM: First full day in NZ and we’re ready to explore! We decide to go walking around town, first on our list is the Christchurch Botanical Gardens, a beautiful free display of numerous types of local and foreign trees and flowers. My favorite part was the Central Rose Garden which held over 50 different types of roses. The smell was intoxicating – our favorite was a rose called “The World” very fitting since our whole trip is about seeing new places in this world. Next on our agenda and of upmost importance was to find and purchase a campervan. The sooner this was complete the sooner we don’t have to walk everywhere, pay for ubers, or pay for lodging.

Derek had a good lead to a place called Chester Street Backpackers which was also a hostel. The owner there had a side business of selling vans and because this was a small business he provided some guarantees compared to purchasing privately. We met Antony, the owner – he had a very upfront way in dealing with his customers which we appreciated because we wanted the real deal. He told us to, “Worry more about the car and less about the crap that comes with the car.” At first, we were unsure about what he had on his lot and Derek started to look a bit discouraged. Mostly, because the first one he had his heart set on sold during the time we were looking at it. Antony had warned us that his vans were coming and going within the same day due to it being the busy season. I tried to keep Derek interested in looking at other vans and to let the first one go because it wasn’t going to be ours. Then, little did we know it at first but we had set our eyes on “the one.” The one van that would take us through the ups and downs of the hills and mountains of New Zealand and the ups and downs of the whirlwind our new lifestyle was about to become. One van that will host and provide everything in it’s metal shell that we’ll need for the next three months. A van to explore and sightsee with, to sleep and dream in and to love and hold dear from this day forward. Deposit down and now to stock this metal shell full of the essentials that will successfully fulfill every whim and need we’ll possibly have. With a name picked out – now “Hal” was ours till death do us part. Ours to look after and take care of. Unbeknownst to me, for Derek and his OCD ways this meant spending 2+ hours on detailing the inside, outside, under the hood and all of Hal’s bits and pieces with none other than Wet Wipes! With dirt under his fingernails, oil smudged on his hands Derek’s new prized possession was roadway ready to hit the pavement and leave only dust in it’s wake!

Day 24 11/30/17
We’re on the move in Hal and life is peachy! It’s a beautiful sunshiny day and our route takes us from Christchurch along the eastern side of the island. We’re in the country now where we see vast open farmland and tons of sheep grazing on the hillsides. If the game ‘Catan’ was in the real world the land of NZ would be the sheep resource! I love the drive, I love the fresh air and I love all the new experiences on the brink. Derek and I are like two young lovers again ready to seize the day. As carefree and bushy tailed as ever… and then uh oh what’s this? The check engine light flickers on! We were just going up a pretty steep hill but still we relied all on Antony’s guarantees and hopefully for us they weren’t going to be hogwash. Derek pulled over did some tinkering and said our best bet is to stay close to town for the night. Sounded like a good plan to me so we head to find camp for the night at Lake Ellesmere.

Derek was still getting used to all the left side of the road business and because of this we found out we need new windshield wipers. Yes folks, even the blinker and windshield wiper leavers are reverse. Thankfully, this wasn’t true for the gas and break pedals or we may have been in a lot of trouble! We get to camp, check out the lake and there is some fishing boats out on the water and we wonder if it’s a good spot for swimming too. We change our minds quickly though, because it starts to cool down and get quite windy. It cools down so much that I really want a warm drink. I get the genius idea to make hot totties remembering that we have teabags and some Jim Beam in our liquor cabinet!

It doesn’t start to get dark at this time of the year until around 10:00 PM. We stay up late to see the stars because this area is supposed to be some of the best viewing of the night sky. However, with the full moon so bright it doesn’t make it a prime viewing opportunity so time for bed.

Day 25 12/1/17
We rise to a beautiful day and start to get ready to either move on or head back into town for Hal’s engine light. To our surprise the light went off and now Hal’s miraculously all better!? Issue somehow resolved, disaster adverted so we are in fact ready to move on.

We head for the Southern Alps now to start camping by all the different lakes in that region. The first lake we come to is Lake Tepako and we get some stunning views of Mt. Cook, the largest peak in NZ. As we’re trying to get the perfect selfie by the waterfront we start to be harassed by divebombing attack birds! They were probably just protecting their nests, but still I felt the need to fight them off with my handy dandy selfie stick. Then, all of a sudden, we start to hear what sounds like an earthquake warning signal. It went on for about five minutes and we didn’t know what the hell to think of it. No one else seemed to be too concerned or doing anything about it so like naive tourists, we ignored it too hoping it wasn’t anything serious. We figured once it ended that it probably was a test run of their equipment.

For the rest of the day we poked around the area a bit and did some exploring. We come upon a field of beautiful wild flowers and wonder what they are. We later learn that they are called Lupins. They were absolutely mesmerising blowing in the wind with all their beautiful colors from white, pink, orange, yellow, and all different shades of purple.

We head to find camping for the evening and we come to a camp park that’s situated along a stream by Lake Alexandria. There were RV’s parked all throughout and homes nestled in the hills. The camp looks to be mostly for the locals to come vacation at because almost every spot was taken by RV’s. However, almost the entire park was vacant maybe because it was the start of the weekend or the start of the season. Derek’s on a mission to swim in every lake we go to so we grab our boogie boards and hit the calm waters. Afterwards, we start dinner and immediately we have company; a family of ducks that are hungry and start moving closer and closer. Derek doesn’t want me to feed them but like the cats at Kalalau I can’t deny them. After dinner, Derek’s on the move again and he wants to go for a short walk up a steep hill to get a good view and watch the sunset.

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Day 26 12/2/17
On the way up to the Alpine area I had read about an establishment nearby that has hot pools! We decide to check them out to find out the details and cost. It’s a really nice place that has five different heated pools, each one a different temperature and a steam room and sauna. However, due to the fact that we’re trying to keep a tight budget we decide to forgo spending $62 NZ and swim for free in Lake Tepako instead. We tell each other that we didn’t need no “hoitty toitty” place! And what could be better than being right by the lakefront swimming in the actual lake we came to see? We joke that those folks lounging in the hot pools are tourists and that we were the real travellers. On a mission to live like the locals and enjoy Mother Nature. Plus, Derek’s mission to swim in every lake could not go unfulfilled! We spend the next five hours enjoying Lake Tepako and it was truly a beautiful mountain lake. Afterwards, we head to camp for a second night near Lake Alexandria.

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Day 27 12/3/17
On the agenda today is to go for a two mile hike up to the top of Mt. John. This peak boasts great views of the little towns below and to see the main highlight of this area, Mt. Cook. On our way up the trail we pass right by those heated pools from yesterday. We look at each other and start discussing the fact that it might not be such a bad idea to be tourists for the day. Hell, we deserved some relaxation after all the hiking we’d been doing. We tell each other that we can still afford to splurge once in a while! So we caved, we became some of their “hoitty toitty” clientele afterall.

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For the next six hours we soaked up, steamed up and saunaed until we got every little dimes worth of our much needed relaxation and until we couldn’t become anymore water logged. Then we each took long hot showers, ahhh clean again, refreshed again and felt like two brand new campers.

Now to start getting dirty all over again we head to Lake Pukaki to camp for the night. Like at many of the Alpine Lakes the sandflies are swarming and despite their size they are a mighty pest! Their bites hurt initially and then again when the itching kicks in hours later. With our insect lotion applied as armour we’re ready to enjoy our backyard kitchen tonight over the beautiful lake with the sunset beaming light rays across the valley.

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Day 29 12/5/17
After two nights camping on the shores of Pukaki and staring at the majestic Mount Cook from a distance, it was time to get a closer look. We pack up and we’re moving again, 45 minutes up Mount Cook Road toward the trailhead for the Hooker Valley Track. This trail will take us as close to Mount Cook without actually gearing up for some serious backcountry snow climbing. Which if I had another week to commit to I might be game but New Zealand is big with lots to see and I intend to see it. I’ll have to save the snowy excursions for the next trip.

Hooker Valley Track is a world class trail, well maintained and makes cumbersome terrain a cake walk. It’s a three hour round trip hike that takes us along the roaring Hooker River, the ice melt from up in the mountains sure adds up to quite the force down here in the valleys. To the west, Mt. Sefton jets up boldly as the prominent feature during the beginning of the hike, it reflects off the first glacial lake Lake Mueller. The lake is a rich light blue from all the minerals being ground down by the glaciers upstream. There are three impressive swinging bridges that we cross over the river on and as usual I jump and rock the fuckers the best I can. They are made solidly and my attempts at a little fun are vanquished quickly. Meh. Halfway up and we round a corner, wow, Mt. Cook, the tallest peak in the Southern Alps greets us mightily. The snow pack on it looks like a face – an angry disappointed face, well fuck you too mountain!

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The trail goes on for a little while longer with Mr. Grinch giving us the stink eye the whole time. At the end we arrive to the beautiful and awesome Hooker Lake. Beautiful because it’s surrounded by enormous mountain peaks and it’s mineral blue waters. Awesome because a glacier towers at its backside with big chunks of glacier floating in her. It’s incredible, minus the fact that there were no actual hookers there. Guess I got my hopes up. We walk to her shore and put our feet in, fuck it’s cold! There has to be at least 50 tourists lining the shore, no one’s swimming or even attempting to go in. I flashback to the Waimea Canyon hike to Waipo’o Falls, “Well I guess it’s just going to be me jumping in” I tell myself.

The sun is bright and hot. I take my shirt off and am already in my swimming shorts fully knowing I was going in. I warm up in the sun a little bit, Cass gets the camera ready, I take a deep breath and run in! I have another flashback but this time of jumping into Yellowstone Lake. I could feel the cold in my bones within 2 seconds. There is a big chunk of ice floating nearby that I touch and then another smaller one I can pick up over my head and I do, like a fucking champ and king of the whole damn lake. All the shore bound peasants of my kingdom look on in amazement at the size of my balls, or my stupidity; I’m not sure.

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I make my way to shore and the sun warms me up quick. While sitting there drying out, Cass and I hear a loud thunderous “crack” coming from up the lake toward the glacier and Mt. Cook. A man next to us says it’s an avalanche, I say it was the glacier calving. I gaze onto the mountain side and the glacier terminal face but see nothing. It was cool to have heard it reverberate in the valley anyways, whether it was an avalanche or calving. About 2 minutes later the calm shore changes, the water begins pulling away, then abruptly it’s up 6 inches, back a few feet then up a few feet! People…scratch that…My loyal subjects start backing up from the once peaceful shore. Calving! I was right. I look over at the man and smile as he is grabbing his bag and camera and making it for higher ground. Ha. The ebb and flow go on for only a minute or so but it was so awesome to have heard the thunder of breaking ice and to witness the repercussions of its ice crashing in the lake. I got hot again, jumped back in to cool down, more amazed commoners. We hike out and are already raving about how great this hike has been; minus Grumpy McGrumpyface.

We make it back to Hal and he graciously transports us to Lake Ohau, our next alpine lake and home for the next 2 days. Ohau is another beaut, smaller than Tekapo and Pukaki and not as touristy. We pull up to Round Bush Camp, unlike the misleading Hooker Lake there are some round bushes here. We find a spot and notice a skull on a log nearby. It’s a sheeps’ skull, New Zealand’s unofficial mascot. I immediately feel the need to mount him on front of Hal and I do. He has enjoyed Ohau long enough, it’s time for him to see the rest of his native land.

I now strive to emulate that skull as he is out there in the forefront of life, at 110 km/hr, full force in your face with no way or wish to look back for a fucking second. The car is life and most people sit in the comfort of the cabin, some get dragged in the mud behind it, both of these are choices. I choose to be the grill.

We jump into the lake, warm in comparison to Hooker but still brisk. I start our first fire of the trip and we enjoy dinner and conversation. Two fellow travellers mosey on over to say hi and share the fire, we welcome them in. Two Canadian guys who are traveling the country in a van too. One the talker, the other the quiet one. We talk about the road and where we’ve all been. The talker (I forgot their names) mentions getting mussels at Cathedral Caves, I have it on my long list of places to go already but wasn’t aware of the musseling opportunities. He gives me some insider info on where they are, I listen intently. Living off the land like the Maori or early settlers appeals to me immensely and I now count the kilometres until we are at Cathedral Caves.

My wood pile is exhausted and the drifters drift on and we jump into Hal for the night. Even as the grill I still appreciate the warmth and comfort of the cabin, tomorrow back to grilling it up.

Day 31 12/7/17

Today we head back to the South Pacific Ocean and away from the amazing alpine lakes. We leave the magnificent mountainscapes for the calm coastal communities. We will likely be on the coast for at least a week before making our way back inland. I have starred places on my google maps for every country and every attraction in the world that I want to see, you can barely see land on the map unless you zoom in quite a bit. Being a travel agent I’ve sent people all over and have done much research on points of interest. Google Maps says I have 2458 places starred. Even traveling for a career I’m not sure if its possible to see all of them and I am constantly adding more. Knowing I’d be in New Zealand I did extensive starring and would say I have at least 100 to 200 stars here, a few hundred on Australia and at least 100 spread out in Southeast Asia. I can only guess I’ve done this because I don’t want to miss anything, I don’t want to backtrack and waste time. I have a good idea what I want to see and let the random occurrences fill in the empty spaces. I think I might be OCD about it though, finding a need to do everything. I fear I might wear Cass out. I need to include plenty of relax days because I’m here trying to hike every damn mountain and mole hill. Today I think will be a relax day, no 12 mile hike. I only have 2 stars in the forecast; Elephant Rocks and the Oamaru Blue Penguin colony, neither involve hiking. I’ll give Cass a break today.

IMG_1166.JPGWe leave Lake Ohau on the 8 and connect to the 83 and drive for about 2 hours. A leisurely jaunt through beautiful country, honestly it’s all beautiful country, every drive, every road. This stretch meanders past several scenic lakes, Aviemore, Waitaki, Ruataniwha, I can’t pronounce any of them. Elephant Rocks are massive rock formations that rise out of seemingly nowhere in some poor farmers land taking up prime sheep grazing acreage. There are several rock climbers in the quarry going at it with pad and chalk, I climb all the big rocks freestyle as quickly as I can, jumping from one to another where I can. If we’re not hiking I’m going to break a sweat somehow. Take a few pics and head off.

After driving on the wrong side of the road for 40 minutes we make it to salt water and the town of Oamaru “the steampunk capital of New Zealand”. After the drive, we b-line for the first bathroom to empty our tanks and find one at the steampunk inspired playground (Friendly Bay Playground). The coolest playground ever! Cass pushes a small child off the steampunk swings, I trip a kid as we race for the hamster wheel. We go down slides, climb everything and beat up kids, what a blast! All joking aside they deserved it. Zorb it.

Back to the task at hand, checking off stars. We head over to see the Blue Penguin colony, once there we find a building aka “the admission fee collection center.” We decide to forgo paying and instead walk the area in search of free penguin sightings. We head out on the Oamaru breakers, there’s a group of sea lions and piles of seagull shit, no penguins. We walk along the boardwalk around the bay, no penguins. We spark up a conversation with a local and get the insider scoop. An elderly lady with a molasses New Zealand accent shows us what to look for. She shows us some known penguin trails and points out that their poop looks like white streaks and has a very specific smell. Most importantly, she says they don’t come out until just after sunset. Which down this far from the equator and this time of year isn’t until 9:30 pm. So we decide to kill some time and go to check out the steampunk capital first. All we find though are empty streets and closed signs. Apparently, they roll up the carpets at 5 pm here. We walk the Main Street and check out the Steampunk HQ from outside the closed gates. A full sized train all decked out appears to ram out of the building from another time.

Around 9:30 pm we drive over to where the old lady was initially hanging out and start to walk. Not even two minutes later I catch movement in a bush immediately off the path only three feet from Cass. I put out my arm to stop Cass as she didn’t notice the movement. We look closely and it’s a Blue! The little guy looks scared shitless. We take several steps back, we are so close! He looks apprehensive and takes a few steps out then back into the bush. Several other penguin hunters notice and make their way toward us, luckily they keep their distance long enough for the bird to build up the courage to cross the footpath. He does so coyishly at first but once he’s in the street at a safe distance from us he books it. Wadelling and shaking his little tail back and forth feverishly to the other side and into the bushes, to safety.

I can now change the star to a favorite, which on the map appears as a heart. I accomplished what I wanted here and Blue Penguins are cute as fuck! Off to a campsite, and bed, and dream about changing more stars into hearts. Only 2456 more stars to go.

Day 32 12/8/17
Friday’s here! Derek and I agreed that we would try our best to only indulge in having drinks on the weekends; just like at home. For two people that like to party and socialize, being on permanent vacation can be a big tease! Sure it would be easy to enjoy drinking daily because we like to kick back a few and relax but our livers will thank us later if we practice some restraint.

We’re up early and off to explore, first to the famous Moeraki boulders. Which are limestone boulders that formed over thousands of years ago by pressure and were buried but over time ocean water wore down the area to reveal them. Afterwards, we head to Katiki Point – a lookout that has a lighthouse and the added bonus of sunbathing sea lions and the endangered yellow-eyed penguin!

This was such an awesome spot, I loved seeing the sea lions be playful with each other. They were wrestling, kissing, and chasing one another along the sandy beach. Others were beached to take a snooze, while some were being active and enjoying a swim. Afterwards, we decide the rest of the day will be a beach day! We spend the afternoon on Karitane Beach and it’s a hot sunny day, the NZ sun is strong too! You could stand in the shade and get a shiver but once you step into the sun it bakes you easily even if there’s some cloud coverage it’s smart to slather that SPF on. We have a picnic and I get to try boogie boarding for the first time! There’s been so many firsts on this trip already and I’m sure there are still many firsts yet to come. Each day brings something new; some challenges, some a walk in the park but whatever is next on the horizon I’m ready to seize the day!

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Day 33 12/9/17
We’re on a mission to live off the land at every opportunity. To live like the Maori, the first settlers of Aotearoa. So to keep with the traditions Derek goes cockeling. Cockles are sea creatures much like clam with hard outer shells. He finds them easily by the dozens on Blueskin Bay at low tide. With so much excitement at the new venture he sings all different songs with the word cockle instead of the intended lyric. For example:
“Going to the beach (chapel) and we’re going to collect cockles (get married)”, “Once, twice, three times a cockle (lady)”, “I like big cockles (butts) and I cannot lie, the other cocklers (brothas) can’t deny. When a big cockles (butts) in your bucket and that brown shells in your face you get sprung!”, “Who let the cockles (dog’s) out, who, who? Who let the cockles (dog’s) out…” This is my life, never a dull moment when your husband has got that gumption or possibly partial ADD. Seriously though, his “gumption” or zest for life is the most refreshing thing about him and also the most rewarding part of being married to him! Everyday is a “Wiki Derek Adventure” which in my book is the best kind because life stays full of surprises!

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We head back to camp with our newfound protein but before we can cook the suckers it’s best to let them sit for an hour to let them purge. Purging allows them to spit up sand so your not gnawing down on crunchies in your meal. As we’re biding our time I plan out the course of action for our meal prep. Once the cooking ensues we cook the cockles at the very end because they only take a few minutes. You steam them in boiling water and as soon as their shells spring open they’re ready. When all is said and done dinner is Cockles paired with linguine tossed in an olive oil orange zest sauce along with sautéed mushrooms and onions. Delicious!! We’re not disappointed and love that we’ve tried something new, something local, something fresh, something free and something out of the ordinary!

Day 34 12/10/17

We leave Warrington domain and Blueskin Bay and keep south. Start the day off crossing off a star, the Long Beach Sea Caves. It’s a beautiful beach with several sea caves mostly small but one very large one. We explore them a bit, run into a few blue penguins hiding in the back of the big one. I thought these things were rare…

Next we head on toward Dunedin (dun•eden), a college town with a lot of history. We pass by Port Chalmers and to my surprise the “Ovation of the Seas” is sitting there in port with the “North Star” fully extended. What a surprise to see such an awesome cruise ship way out here. I’ve booked thousands of people on cruise ships over the past 12 years, taken several, and still get excited seeing new ships for the first time.

We passed by Dunedin, we’ll see the city tomorrow. Instead we head off to the Otago peninsula to get to camp at the Portobello Holiday Park. Once there I asked the host where the closest place to cockle was, I was hooked. He suggested a place five minutes up the road and we go right then and there as I knew it was low tide. Grab my bucket and rain jacket as it’s coming down, Cass stays dry in the car and waits for dinner.

The sandbar goes out nearly halfway across the bay and is right across the water from Port Chalmers. With the Ovation in my peripheral I make my way out close to where the waters have receded. About knee-deep in water I dig and come across handfuls of cockles. Medium sized, nowhere near the size I got back at Blueskin but I’m not complaining as meat is a meat.

As I’m digging another cruise ship makes its way down the channel towards me. I make out the Princess Seawitch but can’t make out the name of her. I think to myself what are those tourist thinking when they see me? “Look at that poor boat captain looking bastard in his rain slicker and bailing bucket digging in the mud for food, in the rain no less!” I feel like the richest person in the bay right now. I am in it, in the place experiencing it in no way that they could or would do and this is why I am doing this trip. To see life from a different perspective as I’ve been on the cruise ship deck many times eating my shrimp cocktail and drinking a Mai Tai and I wanted more. Not more Mai Tai’s though that would be nice too, but more immersion, more in-depth organic living. Down here in the mud and rain I’m the richest man in the bay.

Shower day in Portobello! It’s the little things nowadays that gets us excited; as small as having free clean drinking water, free overnight parking for camping, a sink to do dishes, a clean bathroom with flushing toilets and last but not least a hot shower instead of a lake shower. Free is the place to be when you’re on a backpackers budget. You learn to sniff out deals, cut corners, and reduce, reuse and recycle.

At the beginning of the trip we delegated jobs that each one of us would predominantly take care of. I am the treasurer and pleasurer and Derek is the navigator and security detail. Now that we’ve been on the road for a couple of weeks I’m learning that I’m also the meal coordinator and Derek is my seus chef. When we buy groceries, especially produce I make sure it can be used in a variety of meals because without having a fridge, fresh things have to be used up rather quickly. The best part of this is that we are eating really fresh and close to how we did at home. I’m trying my best at making camping meals delicious while having a variety and keeping the cost down. Derek says my inner Jew is coming out! On the other end, Derek takes his security job very serious, more so than I ever could have imagined. He’s a good protector of not only me but our home too. He takes every step to ensure safety and then some. It’s a good thing and I’m seriously wondering if he might have been in the wrong job market all this time. His attention to detail and his spidey sense are on point! So much so that it’s making me realize that I’m quite oblivious because I happen to miss a lot of things that he catches. I’m definitely the laxidasical one, the one who’s along for the ride on this “Wiki Derek Adventure” and he’s my captain!

Day 35-36 12/11-12/12/17
Over the next two days we tour Dunedin and get a taste of the city through it’s museums, street art and of course pubs. We visit two museums the Toitū Otago Settlers Museum and the Otago Museum. I really enjoyed the first museum because of how nice the displays were put together. We both took notice of the little things that made this museum world class like even the lighting created a good viewing ambiance. One room that we were both taken aback by was hundreds of hanging portraits of the first noteworthy settlers. It even had an LCD touch screen station where you could touch on individual portraits and find out more information.

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According to the Guinness World Records, we hiked up the steepest residential street in the world called Baldwin St. It’s base is 98ft above sea level and when you reach the top you’re standing 330ft above sea level. For every 2.86 metres travelled horizontally, the elevation changes by 1 meter. We visit the train station which has an art gallery and a sports hall of fame… all cricket and rugby players who we have no idea are, so we skip out on that section. We walk the grounds of the botanical gardens and go to see the aviary. There we meet “Sid” a talkative parrot who takes a liking to Derek. “Hi Sid I’m Derek” he says. Sid replies, “Hello Derek. Derek got the key?” Apparently Sid wants out of his cage, I don’t blame him…

Day 37 12/13/17
Today we leave Dunedin and city life behind and again head into the wild. Into the Southland region of NZ to tour the Catlins. We see the beautiful Purakaunui Falls; an idyllic photographed waterfall that makes it on the front of many postcards. It’s a wide cascading fall of water that breaks smoothly over the rocks and then into little pools.

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After, we take a short walk to see McLean Falls. We head through what looks seemingly like a rainforest but the temperature outside is only 11 C so the tropical feel doesn’t really get conjured up. No worries though, because thanks to hitting up the Salvation Army we bought cheap second hand winter jackets and beanies to keep us warm. Our next pit stop was our longest trek of the day to the Cathedral Cave, but we definitely saved the best for last! This was the spot we heard about from the two travellers we met campfire side at Lake Ohau where you could collect giant mussels. So in “Wiki Derek Adventure” fashion he grabbed his bucket and we headed down to the sea. Forty-five minutes later we step foot onto the sandy beach; a dreamscape where water meets the sky, blue on blue. We make our way to the sea caves, the main one is called Cathedral Cave and it looks like a wide open black abyss from the outside. We enter and the path winds us around to a second opening but before we head towards the light we see one lone blue penguin hiding in a corner probably waiting for the tide to come in before he makes his way back out. Then Derek wants to keep walking the beach to find the mussel mother load; he’s on a search to fill his bucket full of fresh sea life for dinner again. We walk until the rock meets oblivion and as I’m ready to turn around Derek wants to keep going sure that the mussel in the rough is just around the next corner. However, to continue on means going waist deep into the salt water, into the crashing waves against the impenetrable rock walls and this is where I say my goodbyes and tell him to go ahead without me. After he heads out to sea and round the corner I only see the salt water frothing in his wake…

The attendant in the parking lot said that the mussels I seeked couldn’t be accessed even at low tide. She said the waves and currents were too rough, we’ll just see about that. I remember the drifter back at Lake Ohau saying to go around the corner where the main accessible beach and caves seems to end and I do. Into the ocean and around the corner and into another world!

Untouched, unspoiled, uncrowded awesomeness! The first wall and small cave are absolutely covered in huge mussels. I start prying them from their death grips on the rock faces and sand beds they clench. The daily limit is 50 per person and I hit max in 10 minutes. Success! The beach goes on so I go on. I’m the only one here and I’m ecstatic. I feel like the first person exploring this beach, and I have to pee. I whip it out and… shit a couple walk around the corner! I quickly bend over as if I’m collecting mussels and they continue on around the super secret ocean access that only I knew about. Now the beach is all mine and it’s glorious.

The caves are bigger and darker back here and I explore each. I expect a sea lion to jump out at anytime and rip me apart but I make it out alive somehow. There are seven caves (one with a dead blue penguin in it, sad emoji) and a waterfall toward the end of the beach with it’s runoff filling the ocean.

I explore and explore, every inch of this secluded adventure land and remember I left Cass in the tourist zone an hour ago! Shit, run down the beach, grab the bucket and into the ocean I go, tide is coming in, water is a little higher now.

Cass is in good spirits as she’s been taking pictures of the area. I show her my catch and tell her all the stuff she missed. We hike out and start driving to find camp, I didn’t have a spot planned out yet. We drive for a bit, there is a feature on my google maps “Cliffs at Fortrose” so I go to check it out. A dirt road, always a good start for free camping. Big pot holes and divets, also a good sign. No signs that say no camping, perfect. Drop off cliff face 20 feet away with a stunning view overlooking Toetoes Bay, find a flat spot and put it in park!

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Day 39 12/15/17
It’s Friday again and a special day because we’re going to do something quite normal this evening and have a date night! Going to the movies to see the new Star Wars in the small town of Invercargill. But first, time to clean up again, its shower day! Derek finds a shower in this small town at none other than the town bus station. We pay the attendant $2 for a thirty minute shower, that’s a steal! Most other places charge $2 for every 5 minutes. We think how strange it is to be showering at a bus station but the strangeness subsides when that hot water hits the skin and we’re thankful for the refreshing clean feel we get when we’re all done.

We make a pit stop at the local convenient store to buy popcorn then off to the theatre. We had bought our tickets online earlier in the day because we figured since it was the release date for the movie we better get tickets in case it sells out. Once we get there and we see what a small theatre it is and the fact that we’re only ones in the lobby we realized we didn’t need to pay the online fee to buy our tickets early. We find our seats and as the theatre starts to fill one older gentleman starts making his way down our aisle and looks like he’s going to go past us to the other side… but wait what’s this?! He’s trying to sit right next to me when the rest of the entire row is empty! …No he’s reaching for my arm rest, he’s trying to sit on top of me!! He exclaims “oh I’m sorry I didn’t see anyone there!” I was shocked as he recedes out of the aisle to go find an empty seat. As he turned down the aisle in front of us I noticed that he was wearing glasses and wondered if he truly didn’t see me. It’s not like the theatre was that dark yet but I guess it’s possible he could miss seeing an entire human being! Luckily, he didn’t come any closer or start to lean over because I also noticed he had an ice cream cone and that could have spelt disaster! Then Derek proceeds to make cracks for the next five minutes about the whole situation by saying, “Mr. Magoo was trying to make the moves on you!” My laughter became uncontrollable which was difficult when you’re trying to be a good moviegoer and not disturb the peace so I had to leave my seat, leave the theatre and go outside to let my giggles out. I returned with a more serious demeanour (my best attempt at one) and voila Star Wars begins! Or maybe not, first 20 minutes of previews. And previews in New Zealand aren’t all movie trailers, they’re actually commercials, probably the same ones played on television here. Kind of strange and hilarious what Kiwis find entertaining.

Day 42 12/18/17
It’s a bright sunny day and we head to Lake Monopouri for a swim. This lake has a perfect sandy beach and we couldn’t believe it was completely vacant. I wanted to take advantage of the beautiful weather and perfect backdrop for our Christmas photo shoot! In Dunedin we had purchased some Santa hats because I thought it’d be fun to take Christmas photos on the beach somewhere wearing them.  We spend an hour or so having so much fun doing all different poses and action shots with our selfie stick shoved in the sand leaning on some rocks. Afterwards, as we are headed towards Fiordland we come across Lake Mistletoe, I think how perfect to go with our Christmas theme! So we stop to snap a few more photos.

Day 43 12/19/17
NZ is a land of lakes, rivers and oceans. Of glaciers, waterfalls, and mountains and of farmland, alpine and rainforest. Here, Mother Nature is simultaneous in all her glory of harmony and chaos. The shear forces of her wrath have carved out this amazing place and the Maori have a tale of how each mountain was formed. We love taking the trails less traveled and on the trails of NZ we’ve encountered the sounds of the many different exotic birds, we’ve felt the dewy mist in the air coming off the waterfalls, seen the ocean water crashing against gigantic rocks all while being surrounded by the lush green of the rainforest. And much like obstacles along the paths of life there are obstacles like fallen trees along the trails. Life’s obstacles fade and die to the past just like the fallen trees have died to let new life and growth form.

Derek wants us to do some of “The Great Walks” which are some of the best hiking trails in New Zealand. In total, there are 10 different Great Walk trails on both the north and south islands. However, to do them all in entirety would take a ton of time. Each Great Walk takes anywhere from 2-5 nights to complete. Also, you need to have permits to overnight camp and of course these can get booked up because they are some of the most pristine hiking trails that take you to some of the best views in NZ. He figured the best way to see the most we can is to do day hikes on some and overnight backpacking trips on the others. The nice thing is that on some of them you can see the main attraction within the first few miles of the track, so this was definitely a good plan. First up today is a day hike along the Routeburn Track to Key Summit, a three hour return trip. Key Summit gives great panoramic views of Fiordland National Park and alpine lakes such as Lake Marian, a lake on top of a mountain in a hanging valley.

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We’re starting to learn all the kiwi ways and in no time we’re going to take a small piece of kiwi mentality with us when we go. Some examples of kiwi ways are: sidewalks are called footpaths, trash is rubbish, a car tire is tyre, ice cream parlours are called dairy’s, a grocery cart is a trundle, and cereal is muesli. They don’t seem to like using the letter “z” either, like recognize is recognise, specialize is specialise and cozy is cosy. On the trailhead signs throughout NZ instead of telling you the distance of the trail it tells you the return time. This is quite silly because everyone’s fitness level is different! A pat on the back for us because we are consistently much faster then what the estimated times are. Also, for some strange reason my IPhone autocorrect must know I’m in NZ and has started spelling lots of words differently then I’m used to!

Day 45-46 12/21-12/22/17

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Today we start our backpacking trip on the Kepler Track, another Great Walks trail. It first winds you along Lake Te Anau for about an hour and a half to the first campground. We start late in the afternoon since we don’t have far to go and set up camp for the night. The next morning we get an early start because we planned to do the majority of hiking this day. We head up into the mountains, pass some expansive limestone bluffs along the way. Meet the Kea’s, the only alpine parrots in the world. Appropriately called the forest clowns because they are quite friendly, social and playful. One tries to eat my backpack and we get videos of them hopping around the ground. It was such a cool experience seeing these guys in the wild. We’re on the move towards Luxmore Summit, which ends up being quite a climb but worth the effort! We get 360 degree views of this beautiful land and I post up the best I can laying down on some rocks to take a much needed rest. Close my eyes. Deep breath. Fresh air. Alive. Peacefulness. Journey accomplished! Actually though, it’s not over yet, we still have to get off this mountain and back down to sea level where camp is for the night. When all is said and done we hiked 11 miles that day and it took us a total of 9 hours with breaks and lunch included.

Day 47 12/23/17

We head off the Kepler Track late in the day and head off in search of a flat place to park Hal for the night. We pull up to the town of Lumsden and its old train station. Here the town has graciously converted this gem in the center of their town to a free camping area for campervans and RV’s. The place is packed but we find one of the last openings. We back up right to an old conductor car. There are several train cars around the lot, all covered in dust and webs. The station has water and sink for dishes, a nice touch most free places do not have. Set up our table and pull out the liquor cabinet. We drink until our feet no longer hurt. Play Egyptian rat screw, I should say I won Egyptian rat screw several times. Got to be fast!

We go on playing and drinking well into the night and then all of a sudden blue and red lights illuminate the trees around the station. Shit, they must be following up on that 1st degree bioecological terrorism charge from when we arrived! Ends up a car getting pulled over across the car park, Cass and I get closer to investigate. We climb on top of a flat bed train car and have front row seats only about 10 meters away.

“Been doing some drinking tonight have you?”, the cop asks. “Oh yeah been having a few at the pub”, the driver replies. “Then we’ll have to take a little ride to the station”, the cops says in the nicest way I’ve ever heard a cop talk to a drunk driver. “Ok, can I get a few things first?” “Oh sure”. There is a passenger who suddenly gets out and flanks the cops left hand side and I’m thinking what is this cop doing letting this guy walk up like that let alone get out of the car unasked to do so. “Hey mind if I start walking home?”, asked the passenger. “Sure thing, you be safe”, replies the cop. The passenger leaves, with beer in hand!

At this point you’d think handcuffs and backseat, but the driver on his own accord, not even being asked walks to the passenger side and gets in the front. Cop gets in and drives to the station, which is on the other side of the train station only 100 meters away! They could have walked there quicker. The passenger yells something indistinguishable down the street then breaks his beer in the street and vanished down a side road. New Zealand COPS, filmed before a live studio audience, all suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. That episode turned out a bit different than the US version.

REFLECTION:

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During our NZ adventures I’ve come to the realization that I’ve found the best travel companion. It’s amazing that after almost fifteen years of being together there’s always more and more to be shared. The layers of the marriage onion are never ending; if you let them be. It’s all about opening up and allowing the other person in. After all, your spouse is supposed to be the one that you can share anything with and not be afraid of being judged. To have that level of openness is yet another form of freedom and I’m glad to know we’ve found that within each other. Couples can spend a whole lifetime together never sharing their deepest secrets, but maybe all it takes is being together 24/7 to let the floodgates open up. It’s rare that married couples get to spend every waking hour with each other. But now that we’re together hour after hour, day after day I am happy to say we haven’t run out of things to talk about. Those layers just keep on shedding to reveal more and more and regardless of what comes out we’re both on the same page to love one another no matter what. That’s how marriage should be – full of love, openness, forgiveness, understanding and non-judgment. I’m glad that our marriage onion is continuing to blossom.

Part Two to follow…